Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Bluesky keeps fucking logging me out on my phone. 010 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 24/12/20242024 Wrapped: - Still alive. - Ass got fatter. - Some other stuff also happened. 130 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Me, posing coyly for booty pics 071 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I'm never too hungover to get an inconvenient boner. 030 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower. 021 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower. 021 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Overcaffeinated and Overstimulated; maybe touching A Butt will help 030 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look. 061 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look. 061 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win. 040 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Blackgaze Girlfriend @prairie-druid.net · 17/12/2024Prog metal always sounds Canadian, somehow 2191 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 5/20 020 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheusngl.linkTap to send me anonymous messages!Tap to send me anonymous messages! 111 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheusngl.linkTap to send me anonymous messages!Tap to send me anonymous messages! 111 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024It's Monday, so 121 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Feeling shitty so I guess I'm going to drink some coffee and stay awake until 8am looking at butts. 000 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Just ordered some sex candles. Shit is about to get ambient. 010 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 4/20 010 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.🎃 Alicia de La'Fey 🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 14/12/2024A NEW TRANSGRESSIVE EP APPEARS Two songs from "Extreme Transgression" remixed/remastered w/ new vocals recorded by our brilliant new singer @behthulhu.bsky.social Artwork by our lead guitarist @jpegshredd.bsky.social New album in 2025! transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/bury-m...transgressivethrash.bandcamp.comBury Me in Rainbow Flags, by Transgressive2 track album 911135 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 3/20 010 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 2/20 000 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Bluesky needs to hurry up and add Priv accounts, I have new lewds that nobody wants to see. 072 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Bluesky needs to hurry up and add Priv accounts, I have new lewds that nobody wants to see. 072 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Nobody on the iCondo app wants to share their Fetlife with me. 020 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 1/20 250 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Going to open a Drag patisserie called "Serving C******nt". 1153 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Bluesky has curated a great block list and accidentally mislabeled it "Suggested Accounts" 040 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Got some silver cowboy boots, I'm a Fancy Boy. 280 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I am once again unabashedly listening to Curta'n Wall. 171 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Maybe Bluesky is where I'll find my Identical Ass Twin. 131 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 27/10/2023Going out with friends and buying matching booty shorts. That's the vibe. 162 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 10/12/2024The problem with getting my mental health in order is we've all missed out on so much potential sadposting. 000 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.ceej @ceej.online · 09/12/2024reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man 295589601 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024ACAB includes automatic toilets that flush while you're still on them. 010 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Kicked out of the orgy for giggling too much. 020 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024DM me about anything, I'm bored and overcaffeinated 010 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The day I get a sassy cowboy hat, it's over for You Hoes (it's me, I'm "You Hoes", I'm not coming back from that, things will never be the same for me.) 010 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I don't have a full-length mirror so sometimes I have to check myself out in the elevator. 061 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I don't have a full-length mirror so sometimes I have to check myself out in the elevator. 061 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 07/12/2024So I have to buy these thigh-high pink cowboy boots, right? 000 0
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The Depression leaving my body when I see some butts: 093 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The Depression leaving my body when I see some butts: 093 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 06/12/2024No I don't know what fucking day it is and we're all going to be sorry if I have to check. 020 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Thinking about getting a very bad sternum tattoo, suggestions welcome. 010 0
