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@parmetheus.bsky.social
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Bluesky keeps fucking logging me out on my phone.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
2024 Wrapped: - Still alive. - Ass got fatter. - Some other stuff also happened.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Oof.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Me, posing coyly for booty pics
A crow, posing coyly, possibly for booty pics.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I'm never too hungover to get an inconvenient boner.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Overcaffeinated and Overstimulated; maybe touching A Butt will help
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I'll try to be more suggestive in the future.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Towel, sadly.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Not *this* towel, it's huge. Will report back tomorrow.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win.
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Blackgaze Girlfriend @prairie-druid.net · 17/12/2024
Prog metal always sounds Canadian, somehow
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 5/20
Cover of "Impressions of the Morning Star" by Entropy Created Consciousness
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus
ngl.link
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheus
ngl.link
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
Tap to send me anonymous messages!
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
....unless....
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Okay, I'm done now.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
It's Monday, so
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
It's Monday, so
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Civerous - Maze Envy Czarface - Every Hero Needs a Villain Abandoned Crypts - Skeletal Majesty Ashenheart - Faded Gold Curta'n Wall - Siege Ubsessed! Czarface & MF DOOM - Super What? Ploughshare - Second Wound Reverend Kristen Michael Hayter - SAVED! The Index
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Curta'n Wall - Yr Gwyddbwyll Mitochondrion - Vitriseptome Rampancy - Where the Sun of the Future Rises Legendarium - For Eternal Glory Selbst - Despondency Chord Progressions Wolven Daughter - Gospel of the Claw Adorior - Blood on my Teeth Wolfzahn - In War There is No Substitute for Victory
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Feeling shitty so I guess I'm going to drink some coffee and stay awake until 8am looking at butts.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Please, be creepy, it's the only thing I understand.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I like when I follow someone for one sport, but they post about multiple sports, so sometimes I think something dramatic has happened in the sport I care about but it's actually about fucking darts.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
DM me, pervert.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Fucking love Billy Woods, Hiding Places probably edges this one for me but everything he puts out is killer.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I usually flip my coin on it.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Thank you. Now everyone stop saying nice things about me, I don't know how to deal with it.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Just ordered some sex candles. Shit is about to get ambient.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I don't know who this is, but thank you. I may some day exploit this for butt pics.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
What We Do In The Butthole.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
It's a very distracting song.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I have the opposite problem, I can't even look at swinging dicks without getting that song stuck in my head.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
An ill-advised ice coffee
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Nah, I just laughed and texted my dad.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Oh wait, I just got that you were making a joke about Man United, well executed.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Going to whittle the end down and skewer something on it as a conversation piece. And yeah, I'm laughing at the City collapse.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I don't know who this is, but probably. Sorry.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Yes.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Not really, went out on Friday but not much else.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Today, the Filth won.
My broom, broken in half.
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 4/20
Cover of "SAVED!" by Reverend Kristin Michael Hayter
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🎃 Alicia de La'Fey 🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
A NEW TRANSGRESSIVE EP APPEARS Two songs from "Extreme Transgression" remixed/remastered w/ new vocals recorded by our brilliant new singer @behthulhu.bsky.social Artwork by our lead guitarist @jpegshredd.bsky.social New album in 2025! transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/bury-m...
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
Bury Me in Rainbow Flags, by Transgressive
2 track album
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Is it Ihsahn?
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 3/20
Cover of "Children of the Scorn" by Funebre
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 2/20
Cover of "Valid" by Mastery
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Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Boots, Booty, Bulge
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