Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Bluesky keeps fucking logging me out on my phone. 010 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 24/12/20242024 Wrapped: - Still alive. - Ass got fatter. - Some other stuff also happened. 130 3
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Me, posing coyly for booty pics 071 7
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I'm never too hungover to get an inconvenient boner. 030 3
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower. 021 2
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The backs of my thighs don't even get wet in the shower. 021 2
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Overcaffeinated and Overstimulated; maybe touching A Butt will help 030 3
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look. 061 6
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Finally got a silver jock strap to complete the look. 061 6
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I'll try to be more suggestive in the future. 110 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Not *this* towel, it's huge. Will report back tomorrow. 110 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024My ass is getting big enough to hold up my towel when it slips off. That feels like a win. 040 4
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Blackgaze Girlfriend @prairie-druid.net · 17/12/2024Prog metal always sounds Canadian, somehow 2191 19
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 5/20 020 2
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheusngl.linkTap to send me anonymous messages!Tap to send me anonymous messages! 111 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Most people already know more than they want to about me, but for anyone new: ngl.link/parmetheusngl.linkTap to send me anonymous messages!Tap to send me anonymous messages! 111 1
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024It's Monday, so 121 2
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Civerous - Maze Envy Czarface - Every Hero Needs a Villain Abandoned Crypts - Skeletal Majesty Ashenheart - Faded Gold Curta'n Wall - Siege Ubsessed! Czarface & MF DOOM - Super What? Ploughshare - Second Wound Reverend Kristen Michael Hayter - SAVED! The Index 100 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Curta'n Wall - Yr Gwyddbwyll Mitochondrion - Vitriseptome Rampancy - Where the Sun of the Future Rises Legendarium - For Eternal Glory Selbst - Despondency Chord Progressions Wolven Daughter - Gospel of the Claw Adorior - Blood on my Teeth Wolfzahn - In War There is No Substitute for Victory 110 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Feeling shitty so I guess I'm going to drink some coffee and stay awake until 8am looking at butts. 000 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Please, be creepy, it's the only thing I understand. 000 0
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I like when I follow someone for one sport, but they post about multiple sports, so sometimes I think something dramatic has happened in the sport I care about but it's actually about fucking darts. 120 2
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Fucking love Billy Woods, Hiding Places probably edges this one for me but everything he puts out is killer. 110 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I usually flip my coin on it. 100 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Thank you. Now everyone stop saying nice things about me, I don't know how to deal with it. 100 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Just ordered some sex candles. Shit is about to get ambient. 010 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I don't know who this is, but thank you. I may some day exploit this for butt pics. 100 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024It's a very distracting song. 110 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I have the opposite problem, I can't even look at swinging dicks without getting that song stuck in my head. 110 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Nah, I just laughed and texted my dad. 010 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Oh wait, I just got that you were making a joke about Man United, well executed. 110 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Going to whittle the end down and skewer something on it as a conversation piece. And yeah, I'm laughing at the City collapse. 110 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I don't know who this is, but probably. Sorry. 100 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Not really, went out on Friday but not much else. 100 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 4/20 010 1
Reposted by Bootyclap Drum Machine, again.🎃 Alicia de La'Fey 🎃 @allieinchains.bsky.social · 14/12/2024A NEW TRANSGRESSIVE EP APPEARS Two songs from "Extreme Transgression" remixed/remastered w/ new vocals recorded by our brilliant new singer @behthulhu.bsky.social Artwork by our lead guitarist @jpegshredd.bsky.social New album in 2025! transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com/album/bury-m...transgressivethrash.bandcamp.comBury Me in Rainbow Flags, by Transgressive2 track album 911135 111
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 3/20 010 1
Bootyclap Drum Machine, again. @parmetheus.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Choose 20 Albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 2/20 000 0