Reposted by ParkerThe Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU 33131263842
Reposted by ParkerBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem 13839297
Reposted by Parkerheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026easy funniest moment in links awakening is when marin, a girl who doesn’t exist, sits by the shore and talks to you about how she wants see the world as beautiful music plays and then afterwards you hold her up like an item and the game is like you might be getting some pussy later link!! 463839764
Reposted by ParkerKate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And you guys thought EDDINGTON was too heavy-handed lmao 213230
Reposted by Parkernrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Lady Knight Rei Lineart: 3277531996
Reposted by Parkernrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lady Knight Asuka Lineart: 3689762307
Reposted by ParkerMax Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026you are what you eat, and I eat *everything*. -- #metroid #metroidravenous 122470750
Reposted by ParkerCASSETTE BEASTS 2002 | Bytten Studio @byttenstudio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wait a minute, that's us 011827
Reposted by ParkerPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102186246
Reposted by ParkerJustin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I say this for anyone who doesn’t know, because a lot of people still don’t - Palestine is serious business in Ireland. It’s real in ways it is nowhere else in the West, & after what Sheeran did an Irish person couldn’t work with him & go back to Ireland. Fair play indeed. 13885165
Reposted by ParkerElizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026It’s fascinating to me that Schoenbrun is the trans filmmaker to break through and get widespread cis acclaim. Not that she doesn’t deserve it. Just that she’s absolutely from the pervert freak wing of the Community, and you don’t instinctively expect that to be where the popular success comes from. 4469
Reposted by ParkerElizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026I‘d love for Last War in Albion v2 to add “#1 Best-Selling comics criticism book” to its list of astonishingly niche accomplishments like “lost a minor Hugo Award.” So if you’re considering getting it, there’s no better time than now. www.amazon.com/Last-War-Alb... 33819
Parker @parkerpresley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Scalpers already got Ravenous Special Edition I guess I’ll just die 100
Reposted by Parkerheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want 14259971541
Reposted by ParkerAsh @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Samus is BACK and BOY, is she HUNGRY! Fat Samus art to commemorate the announcement of Metroid Ravenous! #SantanaelArt #Metroid #Samus 241576420
Reposted by Parker👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 09/09/2026whenever she eats some enemy in metroid ravenous samus aran will whisper "yum dot com" 7917214
Parker @parkerpresley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I love being someone who enjoys video games and plays primarily on my Switch because every Direct really does give me something and it’s awesome 000
Reposted by Parkervideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 07/09/2026chronicles of the sword, magazine screenshot & caption, p.s.x., magazine (1996) archive.org/details/p.-s... 151634379
Reposted by ParkerNaomi! @naominori.bsky.social · 13/04/2025bringing back my favorite tweet related to this video 1136381696
Reposted by ParkerNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is Miyamoto. I am here tonight to bring news of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2 ahead of the Sept 8 Zelda 40th Anniversary Direct. Doug Walker will not be in the Direct. Thank you for reading. This has been Miyamoto. 1234152
Reposted by ParkerMimi @pancakepooch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026OMG you guys have you heard of this Hidden Gem before 4493157
Reposted by ParkerGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Do you think, from a shark's perspective, that catching a pelican stuffed full of undigested and/or partially digested fish is in any way similar to what we experience when we bite into a Boston cream donut? 3562076
Reposted by Parkerpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I heard this guy sucked, but I didn't realize he was this comprehensively awfulhollywoodreporter.com‘Criminal’ Showrunner Ed Brubaker, Amazon MGM Sued for Hostile Work Environment by Production AssistantIjaaz Noohu accuses the comic book powerhouse of sexual and racial harassment and assault, among several other claims. 57511
Reposted by ParkerRitesh! @riteshwriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Big white comic book guy who's very successful and has major hollywood dough being a racist zionist is frankly about what I expect at this point ngl. 0183
Parker @parkerpresley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Pookie was so whistful and joyous when contemplating between a delicious pretzel and yummy braut… 000
Reposted by ParkerHighly throwable shrimp @pinatapunch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026thinking back wistfully to when mcdonald's mistakenly made an advertisement about a man who'd fuck a cheeseburger 03115
Reposted by ParkerAbbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is what living next door to a 30 megawatt data center sounds like. 61372974263
Reposted by Parker👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 03/09/2026chappell roan in the jean paul gaultier's fifth element flight attendant uniform inspired outfit with this bob and makeup is unprecedented levels of the regime. commune-red hair with the blue, even 453644
Reposted by ParkerCrushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore 15276561887
Reposted by Parkerselfcest de personagem problemático @broto.solar · 27/08/2026good afternoon 128311729
Reposted by Parkerquettatonia @quettatonia.neocities.org · 31/08/2026me and my 9 other copy homunculi reposting my own jokes and laughing at them 2385107
Reposted by ParkerDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 30/08/2026Four months ago, top scientists published a report showing that Himalayan glaciers are losing ice at double the rate since 2000, with some glaciers losing a third of their area in just three decades. "This isn’t a distant problem; it’s a crisis unfolding in real-time," they said. We were warned. 502416963
Reposted by Parkerlovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 31/08/2026you want to get up at a reasonable hour and have time to space out three meals a day for mommy #normalplay #maturityprogression 75820
Reposted by Parkerhermanos. @iamdavidbrothers.com · 31/08/2026I met a Tekken 7-aged kid at Cape & Cowl Con yesterday who preferred Tekken 4 Jin. Life is full of wonders if you look in the right places 1171
