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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh mama is that @rooster.info music playing as I open a @foiaball.com email!? worlds colliding again after last week's @pablo.show
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
am I gonna get on a rivian waiting list?
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social outside pulling weeds with nary a leafblower going and I get this alert as @edsbs.bsky.social does the voice thing - haunting
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Narduzzi driving his little apple car home across every one of the 38 bridges in downtown Pittsburgh absolutely blasting this
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
folks,,,
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 27/09/2026
Yeah before I got it I could not complete a task or really function in society. And then they gave me these pills that allow me to do both those things.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just got an ad for "trump" paid for by the "united states government" get this man the fuck out of my face
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 24/09/2026
UTSA shares some sharp alternate helmets
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude I hollered when I heard @rooster.info referenced
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Sickos Haha Yes
ALT: Sickos Haha Yes
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
two tdumps in one drive - go guins!
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ncst what the actual fuck
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Deone Walker hello
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MESTEMAKER
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
99.99 yard touchdown drive is just shameful
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
alcatraz is so close too just put him on a boat
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Michael Felder @itsfelder.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fully speechless. at the call to put 1 back on. at fans storming the field. unreal.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the Ayesha Curry tweet

"I've lost all respect sorry this is absolutely rigged for money ... or Ratings not sure which. I won't be silent just saw it live sry."
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
get fucked
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hahahahhhhha c'mon
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
kalamawoooooooo
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lolololollllllllllllllll
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
go bucks!!
Ohio State Buckeyes flag hanging outside my home in Georgia
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lolololllll malachi toney
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
scene from ghostbusters where they're capturing Slimer but it's me blasting joro spiders out of the garden fuck em
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Sean McVay drinks pee" ?????
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Toilet Coach University
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Praise be to CFB” “And also with you” “A reading from lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm”
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
we are so back
coffee mug of coffee waiting for the big green egg to reach temp for a day of smoking a pork shoulder (butt)
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/08/2026
The Penguin 🐧 celebraTION
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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Three actors from Home Alone 2 have died in 2026. But not that one. I'm over it.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Deshaun Watson has completed only one pass over ten air yards in two games, btw.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Matt Maiocco @mattmaiocco.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jim Harbaugh said he hopes Kyle Shanahan introduces him to Brock Purdy. He said he is looking forward to meeting the 49ers’ QB.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Poop
ALT: Poop
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Homefield @homefield.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is where I tell you all: he has purchased from the website before
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield
Street sign for Gobblers Knob Rd
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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parker45 @parker45.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
HAAAAAAAYNESKAAAAAANG
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