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Parker

@parker321.bsky.social
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The Lorax, in my thousand‑yard stare era. I spoke for the trees; the world shrugged. Now I stress-bake sourdough & teach the local willows how to gaslight developers for sport. 🌳

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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Amazing to witness the absolute main character energy of much of the media. One reporter said the dinner was worse and more traumatic than when he embedded with troops in Iraq! This is why they like Trump. They get to insert themselves as heroes in his chaos. 🤡😒
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This is insanity on full display.
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Whoever called the faction of the press who still want to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner the ‘Access of Evil’ I salute you
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Page One. @wsj.com #Florida
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
UAE & Israel First. Congrats, MAGA, you're LAST.
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
A small, early trial of a personalized mRNA cancer vaccine (autogene cevumeran by BioNTech) showed that about half of pancreatic cancer patients developed a strong immune response, with most of those still alive 4–6 years later.
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
RFK Jr, an actual cabinet member: "I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be" nypost.com/2026/04/15/u...
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RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon’s penis to ‘study later’ while on a family road trip
The bizarre account was unearthed in the new book “RFK Jr.: The Fall and Rise,” authored by The Post’s own Isabel Vincent, who drew upon a wide range of sources including private …
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Several reports from Syria that Israeli military aircraft are flying over the country, heading east.
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Next week: "From the Book of 1 Gladiator, are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? This is the word of the Lord."
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
And some people in the audience had their heads bowed. 🥴
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Brian Kaylor @briankaylor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
At Pentagon worship service today, Pete Hegseth again read a violent prayer to bless the Iran war. But this time his prayer was apparently borrowed from 'Pulp Fiction.' I promise I'm not writing for @theonion.com now: publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...
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Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service
For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"He who calleth the witness a pharisee hath not yet met the Lord." — Hypocrites 6:66
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
When things are going well you don't need to invoke Scripture at Pentagon briefings. And you def don't pre-label any future bad news as enemy action rather than journalism.
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David Darmofal @daviddarmofal.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@nbcnews.com is acting like Pope Leo’s responsible for Trump’s attacks.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 15/04/2026
BREAKING: IAEA chief Rafael Grossi says there is a “rapid increase” in operations at North Korea’s Yongbyon nuclear reactor, warning of a “very serious increase” in Pyongyang’s capability to produce nuclear weapons, now estimated at a few dozen warheads.
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Xavier Becerra @xavierbecerra.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
In the last several days, we raised nearly $400,000. A majority from first-time donors — Californians who believe in this campaign. The average donation was $42.
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The Strait of Hormuz has existed for millennia, connecting the Persian Gulf to the world, and this buffoon is personally offended he can't rebrand it. 😒
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
NASA was closed. The stars were off. Space had been cancelled. He turned it all back on. The planets resumed their orbits. Scientists wept.
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Thinking about the windmills keeping him up at night. The whirring. The spinning. The birds. The shadows they cast across his ceiling at 3am. The way they mock him. He knows what they're doing. They know he knows. 𖣘
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Keir Starmer: We call for Lebanon to be included urgently in the ceasefire. Hezbollah must disarm. But I'm equally clear: Israel's strikes are wrong. The bombing should stop now.
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Eight time Trump voter here. I’m appalled by his latest stunt and if he does it again like 13 more times I might actually consider maybe possibly giving the slightest pushback kind of, maybe.
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Red Cross famously trains workers in laying-on-of-hands healing as bald eagles circle overhead and a demonic figure watches approvingly over their shoulder. It's in the training manual, y'all.
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Will Saletan @saletan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's not a counterpunch, guys. The pope didn't throw a punch. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
$XLY
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/04/2026
It’s Sunday. Can I get an amen?
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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
A lot of Orbán's American fans are saying that this election proved he was never an authoritarian in the first place. This is completely wrong — and, in fact, betrays a complete misunderstanding of both Hungarian politics and modern authoritarianism. Here's why.
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
*BRENT OIL SURGES 8% AT OPEN AS US ANNOUNCES BLOCKADE OF HORMUZ
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The stalemate they're trying to break WITH STRIKES was CAUSED by strikes. 🤡🤡🤡
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
And, oil prices up again.
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Palma Polyak @palmapolyak.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap. I can’t believe it 😭
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
EU's von der Leyen: Hungary has chosen Europe. Europe has always chosen Hungary. A country returns to its European path. The Union becomes stronger.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/04/2026
BREAKING: Hungary just saw a stunning political shakeup. Opposition leader Péter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán personally called to congratulate him on his victory, marking the imminent end to Orbán’s long grip on power.
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grainy dispatch @grainydispatch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
🚨 #BREAKING : HUNGARY OPPOSITION LEADER MAGYAR: PM ORBAN HAS CONGRATULATED HIM ON POLL VICTORY -FACEBOOK, AS PER REUTERS X
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/04/2026
the idea that vance is anti-war and was a skeptic seems really to come exclusively from vance and is not borne out by anything else in his record as vice president so far
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Seems as good a time as any to re-up the $DJT 10-K.
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The man who bankrupted a casino looked at the Iran's royal strait flush across the table and said "they have no cards" 😭😭😭
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Once again for the slow-wit.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
> @nytimes.com
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Janet Mills @janetmillsforme.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I’ve never backed down from a fight, and I won’t start now.  I’ve spent my life working and delivering for Maine people — I know how to win statewide, and I know I’ve got what it takes to beat Susan Collins.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Reagan’s OMB Director:
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Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The fact that the ask is "joint control" and not "freedom of navigation" tells you everything you need to about the thugs running the US atm.
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Mitch Jackson ⚖️ @mitch.social · 10/04/2026
Your tax dollars endorsing and supporting a mafia state government. This is what we get with a felon in the White House.
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Turns out the killer app was just pirates with extra steps.
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"For heaven's sakes" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting to make "we made it worse" sound exciting. 😒
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Parker @parker321.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
He's never met a mess he didn't make worse or a mistake he didn't rename.
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
ATTACK ON LUWAN ISLAND REFINERY IN PERSIAN GULF CARRIED OUT BY UAE MIRAGE AIRCRAFT - MIZAN
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/04/2026
Trump went from making genocidal threats against Iran to becoming business partners with Iran in 24 hours. The guy is loonier than a shithouse rat.
This morning, I asked President Trump if he’s okay with the Iranians charging a toll for all ships that go through the Strait of Hormuz, he told me there may be a Joint US-Iran venture to charge tolls:

“We’re thinking of doing it as a joint venture. It’s a way of securing it — also securing it from lots of other people.”

“It’s a beautiful thing”
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Patrick Fessenbecker @pfessenbecker.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Just for a second, I would like everyone to briefly contemplate how American media would have covered either George Bush announcing a joint venture with Saddam Hussein to charge the rest of the world a tax on oil.
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This, in its own way, is as delusional and disastrous as his pledge to wipe out their civilization just yesterday.
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
LEBANESE PM SAYS ISRAELI ATTACKS HIT DENSELY POPULATED RESIDENTIAL AREAS
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