iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Marina has the best mojito recipe on planet earth but nothing compares to the un-beverage of dirt beer plus red bull ❤️‍🔥

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I’m a real sugary cocktails and @intrusivethot.fruitbowl.systems truther but my issue is not with any particular distribution of fat but more the culturally gendered perception of fat writ large 🙂‍↕️

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Someone should invent a being fat that isn’t both de-gendering and hyper-gendering. I’m doing my part but good lord

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It’s literally so good I was actually briefly moved 😭😭😭 and it’s awesome. Up there w Detective Pikachu for me and that’s an all-timer

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Coyote vs Acme was awesome tbh and Road Runner censored Nobody Speak actually did me in

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

IMMUNOCOMPROMISED CUTIES RISE UP 💗💗💗

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I fear this is going to turn into a print on demand tell me what page y’all want and I’ll boot up the jail broken pixma send me fifteen Canadian dollars. And I will do it. After we get more cardboard backers

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Can send a ladle express post for scooping your brain off the floor for reentry? If you have carpeting you may need a shop vac tho. Med mix ups are the fucking pits 🫥

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pointedly waited until literally yesterday to listen to any songs off Brat and let me just say: Kamala Harris really was Brat

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rlly moved watching Ictus pop up at retailers unfortunately it is sending me how many of them are including it in Halloween line ups. I did not consider that it could be construed as spooky that is Thursday to me but god bless

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine a game lovingly illustrated wetly by me that’s a field dressing a deer simulator marketed heavily as cottage core. I’m not going to make it but just imagine it. Hashtag cozy games etc

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM WISHING YOU A VERY

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who wants to discuss Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Amethyst is not a flex because the place basically dumps their mined gravel in a huge pile you can dig around in but I do love #myteeth and also they charged us half admission (arrived late) and half my bag weight (wanted a big non-amethyst druzy quartz chunk because it’s interesting)

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Actually chewing my arm off trying to get decent in focus more or less colour accurate agate photos but believe me when I say this was a HUGE TRIP FOR ROCKS

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Literally Suswave @suswave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

doing "happy and alive wife" back and forth with @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social forever 💖

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Profoundly in the weeds indulge me I’m seeing frothing and simpering and beautiful fan art of trans fail-woman Matt Johnson NTBTS on the internet and smiling serenely. That’s literally my wife I am living these posters’ dreams

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

EIGHT HOURS IN THE CAR FOUR HOURS TO GO EATING LITTLE CAESARS STANDING UP IN A STRIP MALL PARKING LOT #SEAGULLLIFESTYLE

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Everyone remind me to paint a NO Fish Guts in Toilet 🚫🐟 sign for our bathroom tho

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I LOVE YOU GAY PPL IN MY PHONE I AM TIRED OF STRAIGHT WORLD I AM EXCITED TO GO BACK TO GAY WORLD

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My father inventing new townie humiliation rituals like the rutabaga walk of shame

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Stunting on the hometown Michaels framing department like ah yes I’m the artist ™ and I have auteur opinions on matboard colours

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gay ppl in my phone you are doing an unimaginable level of emotional heavy lifting for me rn thank you for your service

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My father reading Pilgrim at Tinker Creek to a very fresh baby. Baby gently sleeping to existential pontifications on a water bug paralyzing and liquifying a frog and sucking out the ensuing smoothie. My influence. And RIP Annie Dillard

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Is being back in the city I’m from giving me unrelenting psychic damage re everything I loved about this place except the rocks and the water and the ruins of industry dying sure But: my dad bought me an 8 pack of my favourite black olives you can’t get in Canada at Costco. Pros and cons

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adam @biglanternghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

See you tomorrow, motherfuckers

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m sorry but you couldn’t pay me enough money to simp for up until five minutes ago MAGA women

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Needed to watch his neck just do that yeah. LOVING BEING BACK FOR A MINUTE REALLY LOVING IT

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I cannot post in the way I want to re recent anniversaries due to logistical concerns but everyone just imagine rlly hard everything I would post otherwise. Thank you

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It’s always that deep is the thing lol. Probably deeper even

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Unicode’s been on my shit list since I saw raspberry is on the list of rejected emojis a few yrs ago thank you for your service 💚💚

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

@machinepriestess.fruitbowl.systems has me so kaomoji pilled the depth of feeling that can be evoked after throwing off the chains of western emoji hegemony… I can express anything. Like ¯_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯ and (눈_눈) and ༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽

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Shout out every employed person who’s soul doesn’t fall out the second the material conditions of their favourite whatever are interrogated. Also shout out unemployed ppl #ajobismorallyneutralbootstrapsweirdos

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Ppl will really straight up post I don’t care that a company is directly funding genocide and you’re rlly killing the vibe mentioning it and think they’re cooking. Unreal lmao

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

At a certain point aren’t you just sick of being advertised to. Aren’t you sick of being treated like you’re the most feckless money hole on planet earth. (Echoing as if in the salt mines under Lake Huron) Can anyone hear me

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Every Nintendo direct is like YOUR FAVOURITE GAME IS GETTING AN EXCITING UPDATE. We have increased the frame rate by one and also Olimar has pubes now. No you can’t see them. But they’re there

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tapping my mic clearing my throat and pulling out a notebook here Which One?

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I’m starting a support group for ppl not born in September who have loved ones born in September. I’m sorry your parents had sex on Christmas but I should not have to juggle this many birthdays

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If you’ve ever seen me in meat world with the blue leather bag I made that’s a sturgeon. I don’t fuck around when it comes to sturgeon

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If you touched grass you would know what I was talking about actually…… also I’m fingerfucking moss saur

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