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Amelia

@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social
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they/them; artist ostensibly, hater for sure, probably looking at a heron somewhere I’m the one that drew Ictus buy it here: diskettepress.com/products/ictus-dr…

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 21h
Rlly moved watching Ictus pop up at retailers unfortunately it is sending me how many of them are including it in Halloween line ups. I did not consider that it could be construed as spooky that is Thursday to me but god bless
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine a game lovingly illustrated wetly by me that’s a field dressing a deer simulator marketed heavily as cottage core. I’m not going to make it but just imagine it. Hashtag cozy games etc
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY WIFE @suswave.bsky.social GET LOVED DIPSHIT saintseneca.bandcamp.com/track/may-da...
saintseneca.bandcamp.com
May Day, by Saintseneca
from the album Highwalllow & Supermoon Songs
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Who wants to discuss Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually chewing my arm off trying to get decent in focus more or less colour accurate agate photos but believe me when I say this was a HUGE TRIP FOR ROCKS
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Literally Suswave @suswave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
doing "happy and alive wife" back and forth with @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social forever 💖
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Profoundly in the weeds indulge me I’m seeing frothing and simpering and beautiful fan art of trans fail-woman Matt Johnson NTBTS on the internet and smiling serenely. That’s literally my wife I am living these posters’ dreams
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
EIGHT HOURS IN THE CAR FOUR HOURS TO GO EATING LITTLE CAESARS STANDING UP IN A STRIP MALL PARKING LOT #SEAGULLLIFESTYLE
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I LOVE YOU GAY PPL IN MY PHONE I AM TIRED OF STRAIGHT WORLD I AM EXCITED TO GO BACK TO GAY WORLD
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My father inventing new townie humiliation rituals like the rutabaga walk of shame
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stunting on the hometown Michaels framing department like ah yes I’m the artist ™ and I have auteur opinions on matboard colours
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gay ppl in my phone you are doing an unimaginable level of emotional heavy lifting for me rn thank you for your service
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My father reading Pilgrim at Tinker Creek to a very fresh baby. Baby gently sleeping to existential pontifications on a water bug paralyzing and liquifying a frog and sucking out the ensuing smoothie. My influence. And RIP Annie Dillard
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is being back in the city I’m from giving me unrelenting psychic damage re everything I loved about this place except the rocks and the water and the ruins of industry dying sure But: my dad bought me an 8 pack of my favourite black olives you can’t get in Canada at Costco. Pros and cons
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adam @biglanternghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
See you tomorrow, motherfuckers
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m sorry but you couldn’t pay me enough money to simp for up until five minutes ago MAGA women
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Needed to watch his neck just do that yeah. LOVING BEING BACK FOR A MINUTE REALLY LOVING IT
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I cannot post in the way I want to re recent anniversaries due to logistical concerns but everyone just imagine rlly hard everything I would post otherwise. Thank you
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s always that deep is the thing lol. Probably deeper even
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@machinepriestess.fruitbowl.systems has me so kaomoji pilled the depth of feeling that can be evoked after throwing off the chains of western emoji hegemony… I can express anything. Like ¯_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯ and (눈_눈) and ༼•̃͡ ɷ•̃͡༽
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Jet - Local Delinquent Dragon @jetthedrake.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ppl will really straight up post I don’t care that a company is directly funding genocide and you’re rlly killing the vibe mentioning it and think they’re cooking. Unreal lmao
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Every Nintendo direct is like YOUR FAVOURITE GAME IS GETTING AN EXCITING UPDATE. We have increased the frame rate by one and also Olimar has pubes now. No you can’t see them. But they’re there
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m starting a support group for ppl not born in September who have loved ones born in September. I’m sorry your parents had sex on Christmas but I should not have to juggle this many birthdays
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you’ve ever seen me in meat world with the blue leather bag I made that’s a sturgeon. I don’t fuck around when it comes to sturgeon
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
FOUR HUNDRED YEAR OLD LAKE STURGEON you can be going through wizard grief and then a study drops about your emotional support freshwater creature. Hurghhhhh thank you sturgeon www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
This Great Lakes fish may have a 400-year-old secret | CBC News
New research suggests Great Lake sturgeon may live more than 400 years — far longer than previously thought. The discovery is forcing scientists to rethink the already-generations-long effort to bring...
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love it when ppl say touch grass and it is so clear that by saying touch grass they don’t touch grass they just need being ignorant about something to be your fault and not theirs
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Augh
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mae and I are gonna be in a car for 10,000 yrs in five minutes gimme MUSIC RECS. Bonus points if it’s grimy and/or honest I cannot take more indie pop shoegaze heavy reverb breathy woman chiptune I’m sorry
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Perusing the Schmidt sting pain index and getting so horny I pass out
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fine you finish it then smh
Artie cat in an office chair in front of an easel with a painting in progress
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Living like weasels blast: www.sfuadcnf.com/wp-content/u...
sfuadcnf.com
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Literally Suswave @suswave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
nine hours left if you want tits or chaos decimae.bandcamp.com/album/lapses...
decimae.bandcamp.com
Lapses - EP, by Decimae
5 track album
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My deeply held politics re language as a fluid and constantly changing animal running up hard against pop usage of ‘media literacy’ and also ‘aesthetic’ (Not an adjective. NOT AN ADJECTIVE)
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fat women hold the line. Now more than ever fat women we need you
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hot fresh wife music
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New Silksong save file game of the year 2026. One year isn’t enough
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘I’m wired now. I’m a dog with a sword’ - @suswave.bsky.social
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am gods number one chihuahua defender
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fondly reminiscing about the fentanyl nap I had during a colonoscopy you should be able to buy opiates from vending machines. Real body is an abandoned lighthouse hours
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
REAL AND TRUE
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can musicians who are great at killing yourself music stop pivoting to mediocre pop!!!! It’s boring and you’re not good at it!!!!
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Huge day for sitting
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m wheezing over Trump renaming Lake Ontario as much as the next guy but if you think it’s stupid that some chud can rename a body of water for the sake of his fascist ego can I introduce you to Land Back
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@suswave.bsky.social : ‘YOU KNOW WHAT’S UP. YOU KNOW. it’s ZESTY’
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think that if you can’t look at something you love and acknowledge how it sucks that’s not love but that’s just me thoooo. Real lovers are real haters
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Literally Suswave @suswave.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it's Want To Wednesday... you know what that means
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Houghhh chronic illness is rlly great at force developing the sense of what suffering is worth it. Dignity of risk etc. But oh my god
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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We’re also selling stocks in a very exciting bridge opportunity if anyone is feeling appropriately feckless and wealthy from their job doing Raytheon’s pride month graphic design. Or you can dig a deep, deep hole lie down in it and never resurface your choice I guess
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