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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Photo of some asshole shortly after being asked by a passerby how far it was to the next waterfall during the salmon run who will bask in their vibe being confirmed as a person who seems like they know how far it is to the next waterfall for the next several weeks. Courtesy of wife

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADAM WISHING YOU A VERY

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Amethyst is not a flex because the place basically dumps their mined gravel in a huge pile you can dig around in but I do love #myteeth and also they charged us half admission (arrived late) and half my bag weight (wanted a big non-amethyst druzy quartz chunk because it’s interesting)

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Everyone remind me to paint a NO Fish Guts in Toilet 🚫🐟 sign for our bathroom tho

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Needed to watch his neck just do that yeah. LOVING BEING BACK FOR A MINUTE REALLY LOVING IT

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Perusing the Schmidt sting pain index and getting so horny I pass out

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Me when we go down to the water and there’s fossils and @suswave.bsky.social takes a picture of me pondering them

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

(I don’t know enough about Health to make a Health joke but I know there’s a throughline here for those with eyes to see)

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Trying to take a cunty selfie xoxo holding some bivalve 🐚 fossil hash in response but it mostly reads as I’m about to brain you w a hunk of shale. Sexually

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

William Carlos Williams maxxing

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Mae screaming NOT ENOUGH POINTS and looking at me like a trembling baby seal

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Behold the nautiloid I grabbed from the beach in hopes it would make my wife’s loads so viscous you could wallpaper with them

Hand holding small orthocone nautiloid fossil in gray shale

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Lake Superior for my birthday and all my favourite flowers blooming… Augh

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

One of my favourite things of all time

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Walking a 30x40” sheet of Masonite in a tearing garbage bag 30 mins home however

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Painting a big ol fire agate to cut out and stick on the wall everyone give it up for chalcedony

work in progress gouache painting of a fire agate on paper taped to a board

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Pigeons fucking framed by pigeon spikes finally some real praxis

Pigeons having sex on top of a balcony roof with pigeon spikes in foreground

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Showing you my resume and it’s just one beautifully painted raindrop

drawing of an old car key with a rabbit’s foot keychain surrounded by water droplets on a pink background

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Who wants to see pics from today’s cold walk most photogenic chickadee poses for me w sumac snack

Same chickadee now pointing directly towards camera

Same chickadee faces left now holding a piece of sumac in its beak

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I’m so glad they invented Christmas for Terry Gillam’s Brazil (1985)

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Me: leather and fossils have me in a chokehold so I made it a pseudo costume Mae: I’m the fossils 😌

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Amelia @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Heads up for TERF sticker (that was promptly disappeared after this photo) if you don’t want to see that shit but a really exemplary instance of eugenics here. Trans liberation and disabled liberation shaking hands forever.