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John S. Pumpkins 🎃

@paranormallyjohn.bsky.social
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37 ~ ♎ He/Him Just 3 racoons in a trenchcoat pretending to be an adult. Lifelong gamer. Full time staff member to 5 dogs. Sometimes I talk to ghosts. For legal purposes, everything on here is a joke.

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 4h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 4h
Four fake blondes Or 6 braincells none the wiser
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 11h
Final 3 hours left to donate! #Charity
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@jonesisdead

Cinderella (2026)

@cleptocowgirl

Not the bar sink vibrator

(picture of a vibrator in a bar sink)
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 08/10/2026
Who had this growing up?
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 23h
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Futurama: Professor Farnsworth - To Shreds You Say
ALT: Futurama: Professor Farnsworth - To Shreds You Say
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 23h
I don't see anything other than a rug 🧐
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 23h
Here's a sneak peak at my heels for tomorrow
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 23h
Today is the last day to donate as the event is tomorrow. If I raise over $100, I'll post feet pics secure.qgiv.com/event/walkam...
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Walk A Mile in Their Shoes 2026
Join us for Laurel House's Walk a Mile event on Saturday, October 10, 2026! Learn more: https://secure.qgiv.com/event/walkamileintheirshoes2026/
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're very welcome! Unfortunately, without being there in person I can't fully say yes or no and wouldn't want to give you the wrong answer. I try to look at any and all evidence with healthy skepticism and an open mind. Sounds like you have mediumship qualities to you as well
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I love how you intentionally didn't tag @morepeoplehappy.bsky.social to further fuel your disdain for @usidore.bsky.social
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With that additional information, it is then possible to be poltergeist activity. They are known to be able to move larger/heavier objects and tend to perform actions that are more mischievous/prank in nature. The hotels actions to the event give it credibility
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The woman seems to be fairly corporeal. Is it possible that this was a parent on the complete other side of the trampoline? The light traveling through the 2 layers of the mesh netting could be making her appear more transparent than she actually is
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This does look like an apparition to me. I don't think this is a case of lens flare in the image. I do see that the blue lights have a blurring to them, but the apparition does not seem to be caused by blurring. You can make out the hair style and clothing
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you know what was used to take this picture? It could be lens flaring combined with pareidolia. If it was taken with a cellphone with a lens covering case it could cause a reflection in the image
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The pillow stacking I cannot fully say is paranormal. Without video of them moving, I cannot say it isn't possiblely human made
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hello Kat! Yes I am. I have been conducting paranormal investigations since 2019,along with having multiple experiences throughout my life. I'd be glad to give a 2nd opinion on any evidence you may have! :)
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Spooky Amy 🦇 @amythehobbitplays.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here’s a tip: Don’t be a dick.
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Penguin Pinguino
ALT: Penguin Pinguino
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Sunset; Final Fantasy CEO @theretrosunset.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also decided to watch Carrie again after seeing the prom scene from the tv show and how utterly sauceless it is compared to this. Always been one of my favorite horror movies. Just fucking stop trying to retell this story.
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With a REALLY nice pebble
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Michelle, YOU can be the trendsetter here!!!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gives new meaning to slay
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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Batman and Robin Driving the Batmobile
ALT: Batman and Robin Driving the Batmobile
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ye
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unfortunately, this country is being run by the worst humans possible
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𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🎃💀🦇👻 @astrokittycat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😬
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🦇Sorawolfkiba🎃👑 @sorawolfkiba.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Want to know how to get one of the Mushrooms and an early accessory in KH1? I did a short video in case anyone wanted to know! It's not the best, but I hope it's useful! 😊💛🗝
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Phew! Didn't make the list
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel that 100%. So many games that I traded in when I was a teen that I still regret
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Press F Mg: Soldier's Respectful Salute
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why did you have to do Paul S. Tompkins dirty like that, The Onion?
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With Paramount at the helm, I foresee this being as well made as the Borderlands movie
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Michael Scott's Frustrated No God Please No
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"hello outside world. look at all the dogs i own" - my shirt, my pants
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sorry that life keeps kicking you in the shins :(
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Sending Virtual Hug
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning!
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i don't believe in astrology but IT'S LIBRA SEASON BABY
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wednesday is so adorable!!
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy birthday Jazz!
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Slack Babbath
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Watcher @wearewatcher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The ghoul boys have a new favorite lighthouse!
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That sucks Kit :(
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hello friends, I have a new stand up hour & I’m ready to tour. If you have a show or venue anywhere within a few hours of NYC - Philly, Baltimore, DC, Boston, etc - I’d love to bring my hour! Email me ginny5hogan@gmail.com
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
age yourself with a childhood crush
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Kimberly Hart's Gymnastics Backflip
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just keep doing you and we'll all be here for you. , ❤️❤️❤️ s to your doggies
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John S. Pumpkins 🎃 @paranormallyjohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I appreciate the clarification. I NOW have that chud blocked. I don't stand for people who think or say that kinda crap.
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