𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026going back home for the first time in nearly 2 years. i'm gonna be a force to reckon with. i've got like 3 months to make my peace in michigan before moving on for good 020
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if you have a mud room you are either: 1. wealthy 2. beaver 3. midwestern 020
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026saw a black bear catch a fish in my back yard yesterday and later that same night some fuck ass hunter knocked on my doorand told me that he fucking shot it i fucking hate people 😭😭 he killed my boy 110
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026girl i had a crush on has terrible taste in books there's no fixing her 😮💨 040
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026dead wife flashback scene but it's michigan gas prices 010
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026shout out to your friends who save you from the chaser at your work party 020
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026god's prettiest soldier should not have to suffer hang overs 031
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026probably gonna get evaced pretty soon gonna miss this place 030
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026hot take it's rude to return a borrowed book without even trying to read it idc that you had to get evac-ed because of the wildfire 😤 020
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026i just want to go to dinner and a movie with my friend and not have everyone assume that we're dating and be told that we're "so cute" while i'm shoveling tacos into my face 020
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026just watched The Wrong Girls last night, a very goofy that was heavily carried by the charisma of Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat. taking the movie at face value it was funny, but i didn't like a lot of messaging of the movie. spoilers abound ! 100
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026starting to romanticize going to the bar in michigan winter 010
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026michigan and ohio need to get over their differences and kiss already 010
Reposted by 𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I will always stand with you 🏳️⚧️ 3181412671
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026what if Sisyphus really enjoys rolling the boulder up the hill? 061
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026it's such a tragedy that i'm a woodland girl who loves city girls 😔 120
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i pay $40 to the cougar who lives by my place to scare girls i have over when they leave so they flee back to my place to spend the night 020
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026dove too deep into a friendship and now i must retreat to the woods without warning 050
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026every time someone shaves their bush an angel loses its wings 120
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026is it still a watch party if it's just the two of us? 020
𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026guys i am walking into the lions den not being intimidated by the girl who im watching love island with opening her hidden folder and showing me pictures of her ex boyfriends immaculate abs 160
Reposted by 𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026How it feels to eat food in 2026 America 192834607