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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊

@paralicesis.bsky.social
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i am quite fond of bugs, critters, lil guys, etc... she/they 🏳️‍⚧

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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
going back home for the first time in nearly 2 years. i'm gonna be a force to reckon with. i've got like 3 months to make my peace in michigan before moving on for good
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the horrors persist, but so do I Barbie car with hamster with matching shades
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
mm mm nothing like 588 aqi in the morning 😶‍🌫️
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/09/2026
🙏
a white cats head and paws praying against a starry sky above a floating grassy landscape captioned 

please god let me hyperfixate on something that earns money instead of 
random esoteric bullshit
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brian and a person in a library 
The text
"Every single person is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Anytime is a great time to attack. Now they are fighting two battles"
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you have a mud room you are either: 1. wealthy 2. beaver 3. midwestern
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
motherfken mario-ass fit on rn and i kinda dig it
alice in a red hoodie, with faded blue overalls
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sweetest boy
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
saw a black bear catch a fish in my back yard yesterday and later that same night some fuck ass hunter knocked on my doorand told me that he fucking shot it i fucking hate people 😭😭 he killed my boy
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
skunks are so bisexual
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
horrified to discover that i am a OneNote person
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
girl i had a crush on has terrible taste in books there's no fixing her 😮‍💨
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
dead wife flashback scene but it's michigan gas prices
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🍂
Yui Ikari
Saying in text
I'm so pumped for Autumn l'm gonna fill my ass with leaves
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
shout out to your friends who save you from the chaser at your work party
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
god's prettiest soldier should not have to suffer hang overs
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is what overalls are made for
alice is holding edmund fitzgerald in the top of her overalls. he is bamboozled
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
zach effron in white tank top and jeans BARE FEET hands in pockets text reads  crazy how after everything i'm going through, im still horny, the human spirit is unbreakable
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
probably gonna get evaced pretty soon gonna miss this place
a gorgeous river + mountains, the sky is full of angry red smokethe fire at night, trees are silhouetted by the glow of the flames.
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hot take it's rude to return a borrowed book without even trying to read it idc that you had to get evac-ed because of the wildfire 😤
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In-N-Out tramp stamp
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
so, it's like a masseuse but for cats y'know?
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i just want to go to dinner and a movie with my friend and not have everyone assume that we're dating and be told that we're "so cute" while i'm shoveling tacos into my face
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
just watched The Wrong Girls last night, a very goofy that was heavily carried by the charisma of Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat. taking the movie at face value it was funny, but i didn't like a lot of messaging of the movie. spoilers abound !
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i want to be Kristen Stewart so bad
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
starting to romanticize going to the bar in michigan winter
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
🚨 BIG BOY ALERT 🚨
a california root borer! it's the biggest beetle i've ever seen, it was like 3-4in long
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
you have permission to eat dessert before dinner
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the nonbinary child of my sister, my acolyte
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
michigan and ohio need to get over their differences and kiss already
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the best gifts are something you can share
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I will always stand with you 🏳️‍⚧️
In final fantasy tactics an edited screen shot shows the trans flag and colors on a ally country saying “Will you stand with us because they might come for you next?” To which the main character who represents the poster says “No, I'll stand with you because they're coming
Tor you now.”

Because if you fuck with my trans friends or people I will fucking come for you
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
what if Sisyphus really enjoys rolling the boulder up the hill?
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
trying not to freak out as it's actively raining ash
alice above a river. it's hella smoke outside
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
new fire emblem has a fucking gun ???
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it's such a tragedy that i'm a woodland girl who loves city girls 😔
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i pay $40 to the cougar who lives by my place to scare girls i have over when they leave so they flee back to my place to spend the night
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
need to eat something before i stab myself #shotday
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
got a lil dusty today!
alice with a bunch of dirt on her face, don't stress she's about to hop in the shower 🙂‍↕️
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
dove too deep into a friendship and now i must retreat to the woods without warning
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
every time someone shaves their bush an angel loses its wings
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
is it still a watch party if it's just the two of us?
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
guys i am walking into the lions den not being intimidated by the girl who im watching love island with opening her hidden folder and showing me pictures of her ex boyfriends immaculate abs
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
how much does clown school cost?
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
women shaped like mewtwo 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
funerals are the shittiest parties
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How it feels to eat food in 2026 America
Spike from the anime cowboy bebop lighting up a cigarette while saying "whatever happens, happens."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pay the toll
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a knight in armor rides valiantly on the back of a dragon through a mountain valley. Panel 2: the dragon is sitting facing a wall, parked next to some cars in a small, dingy parking lot. The knight is straining slightly to shield his eyes from the sun as he examines a sticker-covered sign displaying the parking payment info. There is another one of these signs behind him that reads “parkTroll” and features a little app logo of a grinning face of a troll.
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 @paralicesis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
never trust a dog with a backpack
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