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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer

@paragonasvaunt.bsky.social
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Writer of "extraordinarily wonderful filth... evocative, literary, and playfully subversive from start to finish." Apparently. "A good enough writer to sell you on things you wouldn't normally be into." 18+ only. Definitely.

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Polly Liticat @polly-liticat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Wicked Little Miracles” features the definitive edition of “Fuck the Rich,” my exploration of power dynamics at a very kinky garden party, and it’s just one of 18 stories by fantastic writers like @jkmill.bsky.social @posychurchgate.bsky.social and @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social mybook.to/wlm
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So okay, with only three weeks to go to the release date of the next episode of Xenofestation I'm going to have to expand the season again, otherwise it's not all going to fit. Another major rewrite incoming...
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes the gift of a blog idea just falls into your lap. And this time in '25, a guy asked me 'what's so hot about men in #fishnets?' so I immediately ran to my laptop to write this...
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What's hot about men in fishnets? Let me count the ways | Girl on the Net
You asked me "what's hot about men in fishnets?" while wearing a pair yourself. And I was too horny to give a proper, detailed answer. Here goes though...
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So that's why they're so unhappy all the time. www.playboy.com/read/sex-rel...
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One in Three Gen Z Men Hasn't Masturbated in 90 Days
One in three men and nearly half of women haven't masturbated in the last 90 days according to Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey.
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Verity’s Smutty Books @smuttyreads.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Misadventures of Rosie Quimme 🔞 A bawdy romp through Victorian England’s erotic underworld #HistoricalHumour #SapphicFiction #KindleUnlimited #SmuttyStories 📚🌶️ 🇺🇸 www.amazon.com/dp/B0GZL48HV6 🇬🇧 www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GZL48HV6 🇨🇦 www.amazon.ca/dp/B0GZL48HV6 🇦🇺 www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0GZL48HV6
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a joke about Scorpion Swamp, but I tend to get a bit lost on my way to the end.
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"hey what are you thinking about?" lizard and snake monsters can "knot" but not in the ways you may think "do...do want to elaborate on that?" (david lynch voice) no
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This image makes me laugh every time
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Anton J Pierce @antonjpierce.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Add some spice to your life with this 5 ⭐ anthology - there's something here for every taste from some of your favorite authors and some new ones to discover! #erotica #smutsky #spicytales www.amazon.com/Wicked-Littl...
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait! I have a better idea.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Age of man is over the other lotr goblin says the age of man is what? Over they are both speaking to walkie talkies
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make some author's day. Buy an indy book.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I let myself drift into fantasy. All the ways you could have come in my mouth, if we hadn’t picked this particular one..." NEW blog: seven different ways to #cum in my mouth. Gorgeous happy art by @stuartcb.bsky.social www.girlonthenet.com/blog/seven-w...
Woman with curly dark hair a bit messed up kneels down and looks adoringly upwards. There's a tiny droplet of cum at the edge of her mouth and a thim trail of it across one of her cheeks.
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Caitlin of Comics (she/her) @satelliteeyes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is a passionate piece on how the effort needed to make art will always be more than that to be "successful" but for the soul of humanity we should do it anyway. Because it's @winstonrowntree.bsky.social , there are a lot of words, but you'll barely notice! www.patreon.com/posts/133592...
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The Time Someone Plagiarized Calvin & Hobbes and Nobody Noticed or Cared | Subnormality
House-sitting for a friend in the year 2000, also minding their subscription to a national newspaper, and increasingly shocked as day by day
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Megan Landon @meganlandonauthor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This was posted this week!!! Wicked Little Miracles was featured on girlonthenet.com !!! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/priorit...
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Guest blog: Priority service at the glory hole | Wicked Little Miracles extract
"One moment she was dividing her attention between the two holes and the next moment one of them was full of dick." Glory hole erotica by Paragonas Vaunt
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Jaimie's Erotica @jaimieserotica.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Morning lovers! Hope you're having an amazing weekend. This time last year I published a (very) loose re-telling of the Rapunzel fairy tale, set in New York. It was my first attempt at writing a story from the male perspective. I think I did OK... Jx jaimieserotica.com/rapunzel-in-...
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Sam Manley (commissions: waitlist open for 4th Q 2026) @sammanleyartist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Artists! Quote with your city art!
I mean... it's city art! A big ol' nasty dirty grimy city done for the GM Screen for Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 4th edition
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Jaimie's Erotica @jaimieserotica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is a wonderful anthology, and a great choice of excerpt to show it off.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you had the opportunity to rent a #SexRobot, how would you want it to be programmed? In @jaimieserotica.bsky.social's NEW stunning #erotica, the machine comes with very strict protocols pre-installed... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sex-rob...
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Sex robot erotica: In love with a strict machine | Girl on the Net
"You specify what you want her to be into so they can load those protocols up, and she’s always in the mood." Jaimie shares her kinky sex robot erotica...
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"There was no place that was out of bounds, nothing she couldn’t master. She could certainly suck a dick, if she wanted to." #ICYMI this week's NEW guest blog - @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social's hot #GloryHole story, extract from the 'Wicked Little Miracles' #erotica anthology.
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Guest blog: Priority service at the glory hole | Wicked Little Miracles extract
"One moment she was dividing her attention between the two holes and the next moment one of them was full of dick." Glory hole erotica by Paragonas Vaunt
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Ven Randle @venrandle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Come for the sex... Stay for the adventure! The Belaris trilogy will take you on an epic, erotic journey from Greek cities across stormy seas to the towers of ancient Carthage and the sands of Numidia--from a fisherman's hut, to depraved brothels, to a tyrant's palace. www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7HDVT5D
Image from Amazon.com of the covers of the three novels comprising the Belaris Trilogy by Ven Randle.
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Okay wait wait waitwaitwaitWAIT I've been a fan of GOTN since forever, she was an inspiration when I first started writing, that sense of gleeful breathless excitement she brings is just intoxicating. So when GOTN publishes an excerpt from one of my stories... well. Friends, I am BLOWN AWAY.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wake up babe, new definition of ‘kissing’ just dropped.
Text which reads ‘2. Biomechanics: the definition of kissing
Researchers at Oxford University ensured the UK could hold its head high after winning the biomechanics prize. “The whole team is thrilled,” said Dr Matilda Brindle. She and her colleagues investigated the evolution of kissing and needed a scientific definition of the act. They settled on “non-agonistic interactions involving directed, infraspecific oral-oral contact with some movement of the lips/mouthparts and no food transfer”.’
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it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
imagine if there was a book that put romance and fantasy together. how wild that would be. like some kind of. fantance
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Anton J Pierce @antonjpierce.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So cool that @girlonthenet.bsky.social has an excerpt from one of the stories in our erotica anthology! Go check it out! #erotica #smutsky #spicytales
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"One moment she was dividing her attention pensively between the two holes and the next moment one of them was full of dick." NEW guest blog! Extract from a hot #GloryHole story by Paragonas Vaunt, from Wicked Little Miracles, a brand new collection of #erotica from @jkmill.bsky.social ❤️
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Guest blog: Priority service at the glory hole | Wicked Little Miracles extract
"One moment she was dividing her attention between the two holes and the next moment one of them was full of dick." Glory hole erotica by Paragonas Vaunt
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Okay wait wait waitwaitwaitWAIT I've been a fan of GOTN since forever, she was an inspiration when I first started writing, that sense of gleeful breathless excitement she brings is just intoxicating. So when GOTN publishes an excerpt from one of my stories... well. Friends, I am BLOWN AWAY.
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just written two pages of the most noodly pretentious bollocks. I mean, I'm counting it towards today's word target, of course, but it'll probably have to go in the bin tomorrow.
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Brace brace brace for major rewrite with only seven weeks to go until the release date...
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just done a survey of the bits I've got written for the final two episodes of this season of Xenofestation. I'm going to have a real challenge getting this thing to fit into the 550 page limit of a hardback volume. I don't want to do a split if I can help it, but there's not really much I can move.
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Polly Liticat @polly-liticat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hey, so, remember how i've been teasing about more anthology appearances real soon? well....
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
NEW guest blog, by @thatdocphoenix.com 😍 I have never read anything that so perfectly encapsulates the true joy of sex. "It’s a creative and collaborative act, as important as any art form or Olympic sport." www.girlonthenet.com/blog/totalis...
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Guest blog: The totalising fuck | Dox Phoenix on the joy of sex
"Sex is a creative and collaborative act, as important as any art form or Olympic sport." Dox Phoenix waxes lyrical (and beautiful) on the totalising fuck
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Anton J Pierce @antonjpierce.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So proud to be part of this amazing anthology - go check it out! #erotica #smutsky #spicytales
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Okay, all the people excitedly contacting me, here's the deal: I'll sell the rights to Xenofestation for $100m. I'll write the screenplays for another $100m. I'll even be a technical consultant (oviposition) for another $100m. That still leaves more than $5bn to cover j-lube and prosthetics.
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Jaimie's Erotica @jaimieserotica.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW EROTICA!!! The first part of a brand-new two-part story. 'And? I thought you were all for equal opportunities? Anyway, isn’t there something deliciously anti-patriarchal about having a male cleaner?’ jaimieserotica.com/of-love-and-... #erotica #sexystories
Blue-green toned illustration of a young woman's face. Her eyes are closed, and she is biting her red lip. Tears are rolling down her cheeks
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JK Mill 💤 DORMANT 💤 @jkmill.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We set out to have a collection of stories that show off the literary end of the smut spectrum, that proved smutty doesn’t mean shoddy, that filthy can be fancy and fanciful. And that resonated with the reviewers. medium.com/exceptional-...
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What Readers See in Wicked Little Miracles
Wicked Little Miracles has been out for six weeks, and we were lucky to reach #45 in LGBTQ+ Collections and #78 in Short Story Anthologies…
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oh, is it Tentacle Tuesday? Then why not treat yourself to what one reader called "probably the kinkiest and most memorable scene of tentacle sex ever conceived"? books2read.com/Xenofestatio...
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Xenofestation 5-03 - Cavitas Minuta by Paragonas Vaunt
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Polly Liticat @polly-liticat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Guys, GUYS, you’re not gonna believe this, we ran scientifical tests* & all 3 of these new erotica anthologies are perfect accessories for the beach OR the pool! Wicked Little Miracles mybook.to/wlm Summer Teases 3 mybook.to/sumtease3 Absolute Filth Vol 1 mybook.to/abs-filth-1 * not actual science
Phones with e-readers open to the three new erotica anthologies featuring stories by Polly Liticat, “Wicked Little Miracles,” “Summer Teases 3” and “Absolute Filth Volume 1” float above a scene with bright pool water and a weathered wood bench, with a straw hat, sunglasses, and a plastic beverage cup (or a very stealthy fleshlight-type device?). Don’t get splinters!
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This morning I had an awesome idea for an opening monologue for S6 of Xenofestation, and in 20mins had the whole thing jotted down. Just the simple joy of being struck by an idea and writing it down damn bloody quick, bottling the lightning before its after-image has a chance to fade from memory.
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Ven Randle @venrandle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I read Xenofestation 5-03 - Cavitas Minuta last night, and all I can say is Wow! The series just keeps getting better, more erotic, and more intriguing. And after that scene with the tentacles, I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that I'm due for a colonoscopy next month.
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Megan Landon @meganlandonauthor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🌶️📚💙 Wicked Little Miracles. The reader reviews say it better than I could. It's an Amazon top-100. mybook.to/wlm #erotic #anthology #shortstories #spicyreads
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A. A. Medina | Fabled Beast Design @uglybyproxy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Reminder that these covers are only 50 bucks til the 7th. The crossed out are no longer available. 🙂
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"She enjoys the way they talk to each other. Collaborating in the best way to hold her or move her or spread her legs even wider." NEW blog: #GangBang in a bar www.girlonthenet.com/blog/confess...
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Confess (part 1): gang bang in a bar | Girl on the Net
She turns up to the gang bang in a bar wearing no knickers or bra, ready to be destroyed by however many men have turned up. Part 1.
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JK Mill 💤 DORMANT 💤 @jkmill.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's been out 30 days, and the reviews agree it's hot and elevated erotica. mybook.to/wlm.
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
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Ven Randle @venrandle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If seeing "The Odyssey" has you interested in the world of the ancient Greeks, then give one of my books a try - erotic adventures based on historical events. Belaris Enchained - epic and explicit, first in a trilogy a.co/d/02p3q6Z1 The Captive Goddess - kinky but very romantic a.co/d/0dTG1QD5
Cover image of Belaris Enchained by Ven Randle. It illustrates a beautiful auburn-haired woman wearing armor and wielding a sword.Cover image of The Captive Goddess by Ven Randle. It illustrates a beautiful woman in classical Greed dress with a seaside village in the background. The tagline says "Only her chains could set her free."
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Paragonas Vaunt, occasional award-winning writer @paragonasvaunt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Out now! The latest squirmy episode of the award-winning darkly humorous erotic horror satire alien-fucking action adventure series Xenofestation - books2read.com/Xenofestatio...
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Xenofestation 5-03 - Cavitas Minuta by Paragonas Vaunt
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 29/07/2026
A glut of AI-written fiction is drowning out human authors, new research shows. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/28/b...
Screenshot of text from NYT story by Alexandra Alter: 

Jess Michaels, a historical romance writer, has released 117 novels since she started writing full time in 1999, most of them self-published. She’s built a devoted readership, and has had 10 USA Today best sellers.

But lately, sales have been so dismal that she might stop publishing.

“The glut of the A.I. work makes discoverability very difficult,” Michaels said. “You’re talking about directly pirating my work, putting it into an engine so that you can produce a ‘Jess Michaels-type book,’ and then glutting the market with it.

“I cannot tell you how soul-crushing it is,” she added. “It essentially erases actual authors.”
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