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@paprika.live
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🐇 game designer extraordinaire #gamedev 🐇 aspiring uberhuman supergenius 🐇 pfp by @owlylly.bsky.social 🐇 @captcronch on twitter 🐇 my ludography: captcronch.itch.io 🐇 🇧🇷

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cronch @paprika.live · 28/09/2026
this game is so cute and fun y'all, i thought it was especially smart that you could turn your failures around into advantages with the tech blocks
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cronch @paprika.live · 28/09/2026
33rd/162nd makes it about the 80th percentile which is pretty good plus the high originality score which is what we were going for anyways so yay
Screenshot of an itch.io game jam rating results page, showing that out of 17 ratings, the game got 6th in originality, 20th in fun, 20th in graphics, 33rd overall, 40th in audio, 53rd in theme, 69th in controls, and 84th in accessibility
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cronch @paprika.live · 26/09/2026
After looking it up it seems like in China the moon rabbit stirs the elixir of life, and in Japan it pounds mochi. Interesting...
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cronch @paprika.live · 26/09/2026
Hmm reminds me of the rabbit pounding mochi on the moon
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cronch @paprika.live · 25/09/2026
Are there other demographics that are so vulnerable?
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cronch @paprika.live · 25/09/2026
I see the gamedev YouTuber to Minecraft speedrunner pipeline is alive and well
YouTube thumbnail screenshot of a video by Juniper Dev titled "I Trained To Become The #1 Minecraft Speedrunner"
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cronch @paprika.live · 24/09/2026
Steam Frame standalone Godot editor in XR mode....... Whoa
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cronch @paprika.live · 24/09/2026
That would be really funny if someone did that, though it might fall under the submission rules, like submitted games have to be easily playable by others either by being an html5 game, having a version for every OS, or having the files be printable for board games
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cronch @paprika.live · 24/09/2026
If the jam has judges then it would probably make sense for them to not participate... I haven't been a part of any jams with judges though, only ratings. And for playing other submissions, it's just seen as reciprocity
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cronch @paprika.live · 24/09/2026
well the spirit of a jam is (almost) always to create something new for one, though usually all they have in the rules is that the game has to be submitted just for that jam
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cronch @paprika.live · 23/09/2026
I have no time for your opinions if you consider it a mere diversion...
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cronch @paprika.live · 23/09/2026
That is a serious and mature piece of art software, nothing like these childish playthings
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cronch @paprika.live · 23/09/2026
tierlist of every game i've published
Tierlist of 9 different itch.io game thumbnails, with Baal's Birthday Bash and ex vivo at the S tier, Critter Carnage, Yoinkusbox, and Kaiju Road Rage at the A tier, Sproingusball and Rogue Stern at the B tier, Not Business, Just Personal at the C tier, and bank shot at the D tier.
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cronch @paprika.live · 22/09/2026
eating popcorn while watching a movie is the equivalent of pressing a button to advance in a visual novel
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cronch @paprika.live · 21/09/2026
i only want to have fun...
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cronch @paprika.live · 21/09/2026
published a new game it's pretty funky #indiedev captcronch.itch.io/critter-carn...
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Critter Carnage by cronch, mooncalf, Cookie, Hipton
Animal QWOP Sumo
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 20/09/2026
no game dev skill is more important than making up your fuckin mind
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cronch @paprika.live · 30/08/2026
I'm pushing you into my repository
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cronch @paprika.live · 29/08/2026
my most powerful git commit yet
Github screenshot showing a git commit titled "added multiplayer"
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cronch @paprika.live · 27/08/2026
i believe people have been using this github.com/TecharoHQ/an...
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GitHub - TecharoHQ/anubis: Weighs the soul of incoming HTTP requests to stop AI crawlers
Weighs the soul of incoming HTTP requests to stop AI crawlers - TecharoHQ/anubis
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Goomboo @maplegecko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#Asemulator v1.0.0 releases on August 28th! 🎉 The Top-down and Side-scroller templates will be available on the same date. Get ready to preview, test and share your characters' animated sprites in context, directly in @aseprite.org! Reposts highly appreciated~
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Glen🌊 - Making Aqua Mundo! @glenbourgonjon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Spelkollektivet is an amazing co-living co-working space for gamedevs. It's my home, and the reason Aqua Mundo will eventually actually get finished. We are facing eviction unless we raise enough money. If you can, consider supporting an amazing indie gamedev community here ♥
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 10/07/2026
Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer (2002) how the did they get the water to look like that, this is incredible I don't mean the reflections, look at the shape of the wave as it moves, the lighting, the glow.. This and the game loop are **amazing** and needs to be studied This is lost technology oh my god
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🦎Galileo🍉 @galileogb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
in light of my announcement of candidacy for World's Biggest Quitter, i have made a starter pack of other furry and furry-adjacent devs you should totes check out cuz they rad furry+djacent dev moots feel free to slap my hand if i missed you, bsky's ui for this stuff aint great and i am BAD w names
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cronch @paprika.live · 07/07/2026
Plus they can use the tree branch they started with for their challenge runs
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So apparently there's a Godot For Switch port on the Nintendo forums? Like I thought I had to go with one of the handful of publishers or do it myself, but if I can just, go grab the open source Switch version of Godot? Holy fuk old.reddit.com/r/godot/comm...
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I ported my Godot game to Switch 1 & 2 and Nintendo just approved it!
I’ve always designed my game *Dawnfolk* with handheld consoles in mind, so bringing it to Switch was a must for me. At first, I thought porting...
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Rémi Verschelde @akien.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I see some concerns raised about Godot's policy on contributions using AI. TL;DR: Godot isn't vibe-coded. As a whole, the Godot foundation and maintainers are fairly critical of AI usage, and don't make nor accept vibe-coded contributions. Godot doesn't include AI features nor intends to add any.
Godot's current policy on AI-assisted contributions reads like this:

"The use of AI to contribute to Godot is discouraged, and contributions made entirely by AI are prohibited.

We acknowledge that AI can be useful, but we are convinced that human effort results in better and more relevant contributions.

If you do use AI, we expect that you put in effort to proofread and improve anything it generates, and that you disclose what you used AI for. As maintainers spend significant time reviewing your code, please make sure that the code you submit is well-tested and functional. Please be respectful of their time and only submit something you have put thought and effort into."
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cronch @paprika.live · 22/06/2026
That's right me the famous cronch has lended their prestigious name to cookie's video game
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cronch @paprika.live · 21/06/2026
this is what i've been doing for the past week #indiedev
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cronch @paprika.live · 17/06/2026
kill triangles
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Alexander the Fine @alexrineh.art · 15/06/2026
Cyberrats in Space is LIVE ON KICKSTARTER! Get this game of fast, tactical combat, revenge in space, and giant rats in giant mechs! www.kickstarter.com/projects/201...
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Cyberrats in Space
Rats. Mechs. Revenge.
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cronch @paprika.live · 15/06/2026
new game top down with fake z-axis and cool movement
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cronch @paprika.live · 13/06/2026
i was recently thinking about how furries hopefully wouldn't mind fur in their food when they eat at a restaurant lol
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cronch @paprika.live · 01/06/2026
wtf no
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cronch @paprika.live · 29/05/2026
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cronch @paprika.live · 29/05/2026
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cronch @paprika.live · 29/05/2026
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CHAOKO🍥 @chaokocartoons.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
MY GAME #KilaFlow is AVAILABLE ON STEAM TODAY! PLAY IT NOW!!!! store.steampowered.com/app/2927510/...
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Cool 3D World @cool3dworld.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The wait is finally over. Ultimate Drummer is now available on Steam 🥁🥁🥁
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cronch @paprika.live · 21/04/2026
just finished a new game where you control a little army of demons and kill hikers in the woods and cops it's called Baal's Birthday Bash play it in your browser captcronch.itch.io/baals-birthday-bash
Capsule art of Baal's Birthday Bash. Two round red little goat demons are seen carrying a log and a mound of bloody flesh in the woods, and behind them amidst the trees is a large fleshy bloody idol to Baal.Screenshot from Baal's Birthday Bash showing a handful of little red goat demons carrying bloody flesh piles back to a pulsating demon mouth pit in the earth, in front of a half-finished fleshy idol, surrounded by puddles of blood and what seem to be extradimensional portals.
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cronch @paprika.live · 15/04/2026
ohhhh this is so cute
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Play the FriendOS Demo on Steam! | Dog in the Machine @doginthemachine.studio · 03/04/2026
#indiedev #gamedev #godot #furry #atlyss #webfishing
FRIENDOS DEMO OUT NOW!!

Ferris Wheels on the ground: Oughh ... I cant stand not being included ... It hurts ...
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bumbleborn - Wunder is OUT NOW! @bumbleborn.com · 01/04/2026
Give this game a look, I really want Super Debt to get funded! The game looks great and the dev deserves all the support they get!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sup...
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SUPER DEBT! - The Roguelike where EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY!
An unrelenting horror themed bullet-hell roguelike where EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY, and I mean EVERYTHING.
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Toada Brava @toadabrava.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
HORA DO ANÚNCIO! 🐵📣 Depois de muito tempo, a página do Steam to do Toada ESTÁ NO AR Se liga no nosso trailer e deixa seu wishlist no Steam #jrpg #steam #indiegame
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cronch @paprika.live · 23/03/2026
oooh i remember youtubers playing it
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Terry Cavanagh @terrycavanaghgames.com · 13/03/2026
Blown away by this showcase today, everything in it is so fascinating and inspiring. I wanna make more games that are like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og6_...
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COMPUTER WORLDS - A New Showcase Celebrating Strange & Distinctive Games
YouTube video by noclip_2
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cronch @paprika.live · 19/03/2026
if you're going in that direction you can go harder, maybe something like Gangrenous Expulsion
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cronch @paprika.live · 16/03/2026
Naming my gamedev studio like a band
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Cookie🍪 @realcookii.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
every time i think abt lethal company / the upturned i think abt the fact that the fire exit door text is just the default blender text tool with no other changes made except a solidify modifier
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cronch @paprika.live · 11/03/2026
throwback to that godot docs page deleted 5 years ago
Encrypting save games

Why?

Because the world today is not the world of yesterday. A capitalist oligarchy runs the world and forces us to consume in order to keep the gears of this rotten society on track. As such, the biggest market for video game consumption today is the mobile one. It is a market of poor souls forced to compulsively consume digital content in order to forget the misery of their everyday life, commute, or just any other brief free moment they have that they are not using to produce goods or services for the ruling class. These individuals need to keep focusing on their video games (because not doing so will fill them with tremendous existential angst), so they go as far as spending money on them to extend their experience, and their preferred way of doing so is through in-app purchases and virtual currency.
But what if someone were to find a way to edit the saved games and assign the items and currency without effort? That would be terrible, because it would help players consume the content much faster, and therefore run out of it sooner than expected. If that happens, they will have nothing that prevents them from thinking, and the tremendous agony of realizing their own irrelevance would again take over their life.
No, we definitely do not want that to happen, so let's see how to encrypt savegames and protect the world order.
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