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Pappiness

@pappiness.bsky.social
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Writer | Storyteller | Activist | Sued Trump and won | Read Dispatches from the Moral Universe at the link in my bio. themoraluniverse.substack.com/p/fir…

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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell hasn't shown up to work today because he's hanging out in my front yard.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Remember when Trump voters complained about gas prices under Biden and put those stupid stickers everywhere? I guess they can’t afford stickers anymore.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A federal judge threw out the Kash Patel's lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” So, legally speaking now, Kash Patel is a googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Anyone who thinks there's voter fraud happening in LA has no idea what's going on here. Spencer Pratt had no chance of winning in the general. Zero. No matter what Democrat he ran against, he would lose. So, what incentive would cheating have? Stop listening to grifters and use some common sense.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti, a nurse to veterans, was murdered by ICE while he was protecting a woman violently shoved by ICE. The only thing safe in the US is the Epstein Files.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/10/2025
Letting the health care tax credits expire would devastate American families — and we’re making that crystal clear by giving you the data. We’ve built graphics showing how much costs would rise in every GOP district. Let’s start with Mike Johnson (R-LA):
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Colbert/Kimmel 2028
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Kash Patel’s two greatest works of fiction:
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Kash Patel’s two greatest works of fiction:
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Jeffery Dahmer and I Talk Cooking Recipes
Another stupid fucking column by Ezra “bend the knee” Klein platforming hateful racist Ben Shapiro, titled “Ben Shapiro and I Talk Political De-escalation”
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Isn’t it convenient that Gov. Spencer Cox pointed to “video games,” “the internet,” and “trans people” in all his interviews? He also said, “The White House asked us to come on and to talk about this.” It’s almost as if he was told to stick to the right’s favorite scapegoats.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“Should Dems tone down their rhetoric?” Um, the President shared a meme of him invading Chicago with military helicopters and renamed the Department of the Defense to the Department of War. And that’s just this week.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“Think about Charlie Kirk’s children…” Like the 20 children who died at Sandy Hook. Like the 19 children who died in Uvalde. Like the 14 children who died at Parkland. Don’t tell us to think about his children now when he called the death of these children “worth it.”
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 10/09/2025
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Taking selfies next to a sign for "Alligator Alcatraz" is the same as postcards of families posing at a lynching.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Strange that the US is invading DC. It doesn’t even have any oil.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hulk Hogan is so MAGA that he literally died to try and distract from the Epstein List.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I can assure you that if Trump actually arrested and put Obama in prison, the riots in this country would never end.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Senator Durbin said FBI agents were told to ‘flag’ any Epstein records that mentioned Trump, which is a strange thing to do to hoax files, that don't exist, that you aren't involved with.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Really quite impressive how the people who are the most angry about cancel culture are the same people celebrating Stephen Colbert's show getting canceled.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
We see it. Anyone who's ever written a joke that made someone in power sweat sees it. The message is loud and clear: if you upset the wrong person, you are expendable. Even if you're beloved. Even if you're number one. Colbert losing his show isn't just a cancellation. It's a warning shot.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Trump is gaslighting about Epstein, but the problem is that gas prices are too high now. Nobody’s buying it anymore.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/07/2025
These are not strays. Beloved pets are heading to L.A. shelters as families face deportation. They need new fosters and forever homes.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
No.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
And Superman's home planet was destroyed. He's not just an immigrant. He's a refugee.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The bill makes permanent the 2017 tax cuts that overwhelmingly benefit the wealthy. It slashes Medicaid, kneecaps clean energy, and saddles our children with an additional $3 trillion in debt. So yeah. Happy birthday, America. open.substack.com/pub/themoral...
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Red, White, and Screwed
Celebrating Freedom While Congress Sells Off Your Future
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Subtle reminder that this is still up on the official White House website:
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
This bill gives ICE more funding than the US Marines. Our tax dollars are paying for domestic terrorists.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Immediately renaming this to Alligator Auschwitz.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
He was billions in debt and now he plans to raise the deficit by trillions. He didn’t pay contractors and now he closed USAID and left nonprofits holding the bag. He wouldn’t let black people in his apartments and now he is trying to keep minorities out of the country. He showed you who he is.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Trump’s border czar Tom Homan said he has received so much hate for his positions on immigration that he’s unable to live safely with his family. I mean, if he doesn’t like it here, maybe he should leave.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/06/2025
Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
If Mamdani freezes rents, landlords will have no motivation to fix all the things they were never going to fix before he froze the rents.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s not hyperbole to say the greatest threat to the United States isn’t Iran, China, or Russia. The greatest threat to the United States is the United States.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If I’m reading this Supreme Court decision correctly, every state basically has their own interpretation of the Constitution that can’t be enforced in any other state. The “United” States had a good run.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It starts with revoking birthright citizenship. It ends with kids learning what a “stateless person” is as Nazis drag them away.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Congress must act. Reclaim your power. Remind the executive branch that being “Commander in Chief” doesn’t make you Caesar. Yes, Trump is a problem, but the bigger problem is the fortress Congress has built around the presidency. Tear it down, or get ready to live in the rubble.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Trump before the election: “If elected president, I’ll get gas prices under $2 a gallon.” Current national average: $3.22 a gallon Let's see what happens now that he's started a war in Iran.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
If brains were dynamite, Charlie couldn’t blow his nose.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Who are the agents here? How do we know? The least ICE agents could do is put on the same red hats they wore when they stormed the capitol.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The real story isn't Brad Lander's arrest, but what it revealed: In Trump's America, decency is obstruction. Lander did not resist arrest. He resisted human erasure. The one thing that won’t be erased is how this will be written about in history books. And whether we continued to let it happen.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Feds are not charging Vance Boelter with domestic terrorism. To summarize: Spray painting a Tesla - Terrorism Writing out a list of targets and slaughtering Democrats in their homes - Not Terrorism
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It’s truly astounding that Conservatives hear that the murderer had a “No Kings” flyer in his car and they think it means he’s liberal instead of the very obvious reality that he had the flyer because he was targeting the protests, too.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Really cool we spent 45 million tax dollars on this little boy’s birthday party.
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
America: Where 13 cents of every dollar in taxes goes towards defense and the President deploys soldiers against his own people. We’re literally paying for the weapons being used against us.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/06/2025
shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Israel is bombing Iran and we're on the verge of WWIII and none of this would be happening if Donald Trump was president
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Pappiness @pappiness.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
California provides nearly 1/6th of total U.S. federal tax revenue. We're the single largest state contributor. We send $80 billion more than we get back! If this is the way Trump's government treats us, they don't deserve our money. NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.
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