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Tío Papito

@papito208.com
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41 🇩🇴♏️ From: 718 Currently: 616 Laughing through it. A geek with two language tracks. Editor. Father. Black Women are top tier. Here for shits, giggles, geekery, haberdashery and hemoglobins.

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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
We die at the end of this. Fuck’em.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 24/07/2026
COÑO MI GENTE NOT THE CILANTRO
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Imagine chillin in the group chat and a mf start sending pics like “yeah im friend number one round here”
Cloud with that buster sword
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Two scrolls lol
GIF results for swords
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
I think they in the group chats according to today’s conversation
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
¿Eskiusmi?
Qué
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
So long as she got nice legs tits and ass can be whatever they wanna be for me
Mickey Mouse
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
I’m going to claim this era of my life as kintsugi. Broken, flawed but still beautiful. Held together by the knowledge that I deserve good things but still need to piece things together so the good that comes my way can stay instead of falling through the cracks I haven’t gotten to yet.
A sculpture of a broken face held together by gold
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 23/07/2026
Every time my daughter’s class has computer lab:
My daughter saying hello
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
If I am: hate me louder so I know it’s real bb 💘
Namaste yung hopper
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Like bro you got a wife and kid at home.
Go home and be a family man
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Reminds me of this (volume warning)
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Decribe your Bluesky account with a single image
It's Kriller time
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
All I’m saying is if the next remake they wanna go with practical effects…
Grimhilde as an old hag CC
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
-I can form blades from my bones and launch them at lightning speed with superhuman strength -Whatever I got Henny and Hands
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
This is why whenever someone asks what’s my sign I say this it’s this picture. Sun Scorpio, Pisces moon, Cap rising? The day just gotta end with a Y and I’m for you or I’ll end you. Depends on your vibes.
A woman holding a sign saying, want me to kill them
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Nope. My stars are aligned with “give me a reason”
My stars n shit
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Mans fought the strongest ninja there ever was with just hands and only walked out with one busted leg
I lived bitch
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
Outside looking in: I'm hoping that you're able to find some time to rest physically and mentally. It's the afternoon over there aright? Are you able to take at least like 2 hours for yourself just to lay? Maybe after 5 minutes of yelling at the void? Here's hoping magic frog visits you today
magic wizard frog casting untired spell
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
You know how cold you gotta be to live in a world full of living gods, ninjas, magic and demons but you still run up to a mf like “but can you handle these hands?” and they can’t?
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 22/07/2026
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 21/07/2026
Shaky cams and concussions baybeeeeee
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 17/07/2026
Well damn 😍
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 17/07/2026
Not them talking shit having the world looking like tatooine
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 17/07/2026
Su casa es mi casa?
Pierced titties taste like house keys, and there’s no place like home
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 17/07/2026
You was trying to fit in like
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
Triple H in the attitude era
Majin Buu with a ponytail
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
Just chillin and then outta nowhere
ding
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
I gotta have me a nutrient-dense diet and we focusing on the dense?
zenitsu
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
I ain't tryna add that type of fiber to my diet
eddie murphy
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
The Brad that MJ was yelling at in the “Brad what are you gonna do” video was Brad Buxer, long time keyboardist for MJ who also worked on Sonic 3 which is why a lot of music in the game sounds like MJ songs because they are.
A screenshot of the sonic three ending showing Brad Buxer as a music compos
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
Imma need the fellas with the "I don't think I'm cute" captions on they pics to delete and try again. We not doing this today.
Jefferson Morales from Into the spider-verse
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
Anybody that asks "Where are the women that..." just tells me you got no pull for the women you want and don't deserve them. Natural selection chose you to be a loser.
big talk coming from a losera loser bitch
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
I think this is why nobody calls me when they at the worst cause cause I’ll tell you you have something that can push life out of you every month and you can’t push yourself through this? You got this friend let’s goooooooooo
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
👋🏽
Me in wu-tang Me in mamdanistan Me in gymMe in pink
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
America, what’s wrong with you?
Bernie Mac
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
It's feeling real terminator 2 before it all blew up-ish right now
Terminator 2 scene of Sarah Connor in Elysian Park in Terminator 2: Judgement Day
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
The annoying this about this CC shit is that there seems to be so much more happening int he WNBA than the white hype failing at the hype. A'ja looking like she gonna have a 5th MVP? And Olivia MIles is a rookie that already broke CCs record in 3s in a game and looking like the real hype. #wnba
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 16/07/2026
How am I supposed to live laugh love when outside looking like dis
Ashy Larry
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 15/07/2026
Mic off
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 15/07/2026
I’m never gonna see tootsie rolls the same way again
Some guy looking like he got an empty soul
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 15/07/2026
Don’t watch Harry Potter Go watch Meteor Man instead
Meteor Man
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 14/07/2026
Taking the day to reverse engineer something only to have that work negated by someone saying "Oh I misread keep it as is" near the end of the day would've irked me but I made backups and now my manager yelling at them for getting at me late so
Naruto laughing
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 14/07/2026
A survey I gotta answer for work and they told me to answer honestly
People often annoy me. True.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 13/07/2026
The Mets were up 2-0 in the bottom of the ninth. All they needed was 3 outs. This is why I use “Mets” as a verb for: I royally fucked this up in an irredeemable way”.
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 13/07/2026
It’s giving Solange minus the pins on the close up
Solange
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 13/07/2026
It’s always fun to see someone fall in line when you showed them how far you can take it there. Cross ya father not me.
Jim Halpert
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 13/07/2026
My signs are funny because it goes from "You're a sweet deep emotional person" to "the person that crosses you will rue the day" and I love that for me
Michael Peña in Ant-ManDanny Trejo in Machete
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Tío Papito @papito208.com · 13/07/2026
Mercury in Scorpio
Goku Black
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