David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 17/07/2025i’ll be a masked, phantom-of-the-opera type singer/songwriter, but i’ll haunt a dunkin’, mournfully wailing from above the ceiling tiles or locked in the bathroom stall. 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Pride month might be over but it’s pretty gay around these parts year-round. 000
Reposted by DavidAnnie💙&Joe💛 @annieandjoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Comic by Hartley Lin #NoKings 59103341847
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2025goodreads reviews are so pretentious. try-hard, would-be authors make the limpest or most convoluted analogies to insult the book/author. i’ll throw burning bags of dog shit at these reviewers if i recognize them irl. 000
Reposted by DavidMatt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 27/06/2025My current working theory is that the only way out of this monstrous timeline we’ve been on since 2016 is for the Cubs to win another World Series. I’d like to refer to this as the Ben Zobrist Parallax. 2121635
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 26/06/2025please stop sharing your poetry unless the idea of someone else reading it scares you shitless, unless it makes you embarrassed to the point of never even hitting “post”. words arranged in a stanza do not make poetry, friend i need you to be ashamed your words might mean nothing 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 20/05/2025“lifetime friends think I think of them less . . . NO. I am depressed” 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 14/05/2025if i’m gonna have gen z coworkers ridicule me for using reaction gifs in chat, i need them to also stop assuming people’s gender just because they birthed a child. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 15/04/2025when you — and then . . . but only if you. Right! Correct. Yeah, no. Totally. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 14/04/2025@boniverwi.bsky.social has me crying at my office desk and sending heartfelt text messages to my loved ones. fuck that guy. thank you, guy. 100
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 11/04/2025my last four watched: Mickey 17, Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, and your mom (classic). 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 09/04/2025once this medication builds up in my blood stream, it’s over for you bitches. and by “over for you”, I mean my text response time will be faster by a good margin. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 04/04/2025my favorite music, movies, shows, paintings, books, and games were made by people that didnt look like me or didnt have my upbringing. without them i wouldnt be me. 030
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 04/04/2025sometimes i ignore grammarly’s suggestion. let me freestyle. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 04/04/2025duct taping my boobs down to the dining room table so i can calm my tits. 010
Reposted by DavidDavid Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history. 6369551302
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 02/04/2025*running into frame, huffing and puffing* Fil — filibus — FILIBUSTIN’ A NUT. 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 01/04/2025farting into my cupped hand and throwing it into your dad’s face. 000
Reposted by DavidÆthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Shoulda Never Smoked That Shit Now I'm On Lowest Wacker Drive 3222
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 01/04/2025you don’t need the first of April to be a fool. you can get punk’d 365 days a year 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 31/03/2025stop cutting them slack. they’re not “far right”, they’re fascists. 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Say what you want about the French, but at least in 2025, they’re holding fascists accountable and barring them from running for office. 020
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 26/03/2025i am funny. i laugh at my own jokes all the time. literally hundreds of laughs at my expense. no - I mean, at my jokes. I’m not a joke, I make them. Whatever, you know what I mean. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 26/03/2025my body is a temple. a ruin, but a ruin of a temple. it _was_ a temple. now it’s a tourist attraction. “it’s so big and broken”. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 26/03/2025it’s official, you have a dump truck ass. congratulations. your dad (godzilla) and i are so proud of you. 000
Reposted by DavidGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 25/03/2025I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.media.tenor.comPm Private GIFALT: Pm Private GIF 30077650116836
Reposted by DavidTimothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 24/03/2025If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary. 3252757110442
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 19/03/2025if god is benevolent, why does dairy keep me bolted to the toilet? 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 19/03/2025if i yap and no one’s around to listen, am i yapping at all? 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 19/03/2025the internet at the office is so good. it’s sooo good you guys. it’s not working right now, but once it does, it’s incredible. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 18/03/2025what part of late-stage capitalism am I in if a crunch wrap supreme is higher on my hierarchy of needs than self-actualization? 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 12/03/2025maybe i’ve died and i’m in hell, and hell is taking a packed train to an empty office 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 12/03/2025i wish i had the same level of confidence as the guy smoking a cigarette on the train. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 12/03/2025conservatives will tell you to leave politics “out of it” unless it’s their politics, then it’s cool. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 05/03/2025co-workers that never showed their face on a call before suddenly have their cameras on for Ash Wednesday. 030
Reposted by DavidReuters @reuters.com · 05/03/2025The US has cut off intelligence-sharing with Kyiv, said CIA Director John Ratcliffe, in a move that could seriously hamper the Ukrainian military's ability to target Russian forces reut.rs/41tpKK0reut.rsUS cuts off intelligence-sharing with UkraineThe U.S. has cut off intelligence-sharing with Kyiv, said CIA Director John Ratcliffe, in a move that could seriously hamper the Ukrainian military's ability to target Russian forces. 73233140
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 03/03/2025crazy to think some people don’t think what’s been going on lately is crazy. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 03/03/2025crazy to think i have to be the one telling my parents to put their god damn phones down. 100
