David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 29/08/2025“Meat on a Sunday / for almost nothing at all”. But it was everything! Beautiful verse. 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 17/07/2025i’ll be a masked, phantom-of-the-opera type singer/songwriter, but i’ll haunt a dunkin’, mournfully wailing from above the ceiling tiles or locked in the bathroom stall. 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 09/07/2025The Aragorn, Hornburg Hero card is one of my all-time favorite pieces of MtG art. Energetic, expressive, and serene. It’s as if Aragorn is entering a battle trance. Incredible work. 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Pride month might be over but it’s pretty gay around these parts year-round. 000
Reposted by DavidAnnie💙&Joe💛 @annieandjoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Comic by Hartley Lin #NoKings 59103341847
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2025goodreads reviews are so pretentious. try-hard, would-be authors make the limpest or most convoluted analogies to insult the book/author. i’ll throw burning bags of dog shit at these reviewers if i recognize them irl. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Where are the “OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST AND WANTS TO PUT CHIPS INTO YOUR BODY AND TRACK YOU” christo-fascist conservatives and libertarians that said this from 2008-2016? They’ve been real quiet. 100
Reposted by DavidMatt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 27/06/2025My current working theory is that the only way out of this monstrous timeline we’ve been on since 2016 is for the Cubs to win another World Series. I’d like to refer to this as the Ben Zobrist Parallax. 2121635
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 26/06/2025please stop sharing your poetry unless the idea of someone else reading it scares you shitless, unless it makes you embarrassed to the point of never even hitting “post”. words arranged in a stanza do not make poetry, friend i need you to be ashamed your words might mean nothing 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 20/05/2025“lifetime friends think I think of them less . . . NO. I am depressed” 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 20/05/2025serial monogamy isn’t a good look. good luck to that man. 110
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 14/05/2025if i’m gonna have gen z coworkers ridicule me for using reaction gifs in chat, i need them to also stop assuming people’s gender just because they birthed a child. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 02/05/2025this all anyone ever has to say about gta vi and the delay. perfection. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 15/04/2025when you — and then . . . but only if you. Right! Correct. Yeah, no. Totally. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Specifically, fuck Justin Vernon for writing AWARDS SEASON cus I don’t want to be sobbing in public. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 14/04/2025@boniverwi.bsky.social has me crying at my office desk and sending heartfelt text messages to my loved ones. fuck that guy. thank you, guy. 100
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 11/04/2025and what if they’re a printed picture of visible abs stapled to a shirt? 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 11/04/2025my last four watched: Mickey 17, Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, and your mom (classic). 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 09/04/2025once this medication builds up in my blood stream, it’s over for you bitches. and by “over for you”, I mean my text response time will be faster by a good margin. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 09/04/2025i followed you for dank comics and now i worship you for making dune references. lisan al gaib! (but not in a fasc-y, god king kind of way) 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 04/04/2025my favorite music, movies, shows, paintings, books, and games were made by people that didnt look like me or didnt have my upbringing. without them i wouldnt be me. 030
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 04/04/2025sometimes i ignore grammarly’s suggestion. let me freestyle. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 04/04/2025duct taping my boobs down to the dining room table so i can calm my tits. 010
Reposted by DavidDavid Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025"There's a room here in the Senate named after Strom Thurmond... I'm here despite his speech, I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful." -Cory Booker as he eclipses Thurmond's record for the longest filibuster in US history. 6369551302
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 02/04/2025*running into frame, huffing and puffing* Fil — filibus — FILIBUSTIN’ A NUT. 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 01/04/2025farting into my cupped hand and throwing it into your dad’s face. 000
Reposted by DavidÆthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Shoulda Never Smoked That Shit Now I'm On Lowest Wacker Drive 3222
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 01/04/2025you don’t need the first of April to be a fool. you can get punk’d 365 days a year 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 31/03/2025stop cutting them slack. they’re not “far right”, they’re fascists. 010
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Say what you want about the French, but at least in 2025, they’re holding fascists accountable and barring them from running for office. 020
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 26/03/2025i am funny. i laugh at my own jokes all the time. literally hundreds of laughs at my expense. no - I mean, at my jokes. I’m not a joke, I make them. Whatever, you know what I mean. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 26/03/2025my body is a temple. a ruin, but a ruin of a temple. it _was_ a temple. now it’s a tourist attraction. “it’s so big and broken”. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 26/03/2025it’s official, you have a dump truck ass. congratulations. your dad (godzilla) and i are so proud of you. 000
David @paperbackdave.bsky.social · 26/03/2025YOU MEAN THE RUSSIAN ASSET(S) WAS (WERE) IN RUSSIA? 😱 100
Reposted by DavidGovernor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 25/03/2025I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.media.tenor.comPm Private GIFALT: Pm Private GIF 30077650016835
