Reposted by bradley👻jaaack👻 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 25/07/2026last night we let the kirkland signature margaritas talk 1405
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Almost got an appt w the dermatologist to check out a concerning bump on my face only for it to be a giant fucking whiteheadstatic.klipy.comDenzel Crocker Texting with a PimpleALT: Denzel Crocker Texting with a Pimple 050
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Bf oomf just said “I thought Gilligan’s Island was when Tom Cruise had the volleyball” … like how do u even go about responding to this 050
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Listening to Willoughby Tucker with the windows down driving through Lancaster County, PA 0184
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Gently corrected my coworker after they mispronounced our Albanian coworker’s name 050
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Me watching the fight scenes from Invincible: owwwwwwww!!!! 141
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026The TUMS already combatting a pizza slice in my stomach when it sees me crack open a “Cosmic Vibe” Celciusstatic.klipy.comConfused Blue Blob Monster with One EyeALT: Confused Blue Blob Monster with One Eye 150
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Girl so confusing was written about me and my dog who scratched me earlier and I was mad at her but now we’re cuddling in bed but we’re sitting with the knowledge of what has passed.. 060
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026put crunchy peanut butter between two graham crackers and wowwww I will be having 14 of these.. 030
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Coworker came up to my desk to ask a question and I had the Chipotle Wikipedia page pulled up on my monitor OMG I have to be killed 050
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Leaving work early on this lovely sunny Friday with the windows down sipping Dunkin’s iced coffee YASSSSS 040
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Rewatching mad men and omg I am feeling hungover just by watching these divas put them back…milk and vodka at the work desk…we used to be a proper country. 040
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Bf took candid of photo of me working out at the gym oh I’m humiliated …. 061
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Is there anything a cherry Coke Zero can’t fix … I don’t think so 080
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Canned Starbucks energy drink I drank on morning commute tasted exactly like a Twisted Tea 290
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Hadn’t heard the phrase “give up the ghost” my entire life til 2 weeks ago, and since then I have heard 3 different ppl use it in conversation … something shifted 140
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Renewing my Heated Rivalry rental at the Easter dinner table surrounded by family 070
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Baker who sliced my sourdough bread handed to me and said “enjoy yourself” … you know I will!!!! 050
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026How it felt to serve curls while telling my coworkers what to do (they were annoyed but did it anyways cuz they know I’m right) 050
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Drank a Celsius on an empty stomach earlier and omg…I felt like I was on whatever Slayyyter was singing about. 130
Reposted by bradleykyle @heykp.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Kim Petras filmed a music video in the park that I walk through every single day but i somehow didn't see her 091
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Bloomf and I spending all our time at the gym discussing new fast food menu items 🙂↕️ 040
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Tostitos scoops bag advertises “no added MSG” … like okay I wasn’t expecting you to do that anyway? Whatever.. 150
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Had to use find my iPhone to figure out which gym locker my stuff was in cuz I forgot 040
Reposted by bradleycait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/11/2024working on a Massachusetts collection 611133187
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026If Emmymade has 1 million fans, I am one of them If Emmymade has 5 fans, I am one of them If Emmymade has 1 fan, that one is me If Emmymade has no fans, I am no longer alive If the world is against Emmymade, I am against the entire world 060
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Good hockey trade will have you caged on the Zamboni… 0134
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Forgot to pack utensils and no time to go to cafeteria so I am eating my roasted turnip and rutabaga with a coffee stirrer at my desk 050
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Had to look the waiter in the eye and tell him I wanted the “fuck me noodle bowl” … and tbh it tasted so good and was worth the embarrassment 050
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Runny nose, temperature probe in lab malfunctioned, AND my Clif bar got stuck in the vending machine…it’s okay I’m okay. 060
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Do NOT listen to LUX at the gym…I got goosebumps in my short shorts on the hip abductor machine!!! 😭😭😭 150
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 08/09/2025standing in front of the fun house mirror at the gym that makes me look skinny, standing there for 20 min, and logging it as a workout on my Apple Watch 150
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Inventing new ways to clog bloomf toilet..Nobel prize loading 150
bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Didn’t have eggs to use in the cornbread recipe so I subbed in strawberry Greek yogurt and it was scrumptious…..I love overcoming 150
