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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
barber took a vow of silence
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Jamie Lee Curtis & Scream Queens: Intense Gaze
ALT: Jamie Lee Curtis & Scream Queens: Intense Gaze
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
trade as old as time
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Murray WOW @murraywow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Major 🔲 Written, recorded and produced by me
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
chanty beluga chanty beluga
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
y'all mind if we look cute at dinner?
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
day 6 of putting out a fire at work and i get 100 on-call pages for a different issue
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
and now i'm sitting on the floor of a parisian apartment with a french girl talking bout Lost Season 2
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👻jaaack👻 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
which was probably HUGE btw
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
my mechanical keyboard broke should i quit my job? should i kms?
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👻jaaack👻 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
charli making music fashion film in response to brat
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👻jaaack👻 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
been craving mcdonald’s lately…
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
how many hard boiled eggs is too many to eat for breakfast
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ate my caleb pasta too quick for lunch and got a tummy ache and thought i got the diarrhea bug but it was just a tummy ache
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👻jaaack👻 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
cause the feelings come and go like flashing lights glad you’ll never leave my side like satellites and we never get older next life ima pull you way closer
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
have you listened to Nettles today?
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
clocking in for jury duty 🤩💕✨
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
this one kinda changed everything music.apple.com/us/album/ven...
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Venus As a Boy (UK CD2 Single) by Björk on Apple Music
Album · 1993 · 4 Songs
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stephen! @stphvns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
if you want to get funny, i’ll get ridiculous.
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
in dog years maybe...
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
pride weekend begins 🤩🤩
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👻jaaack👻 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
remember when charli tickets used to be $30…
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
have you ever seen the speed of a cheetah
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
sometimes you think you're Francine but really you're Rogu
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
heard coworker ask for my opinion in a meeting but i'm in the bathroom watching instagram reels
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i mean come on
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
really feeling a spiritual pull to clowns recently... and clowning
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i kinda LOVE you and it DOES matter let me DANCE
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👻jaaack👻 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
my bestie is hotter and more talented than yours BTW! music.apple.com/us/album/aut...
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Autofiction by Hey KP on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 8 Songs
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Murray WOW @murraywow.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oomf just released one of my favorite songssssss isotnsmakewjqhqdh
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Don't Wait Up
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
what if you.... listened to my new music 🫪🥺 ampl.ink/A29mR
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Hey KP - Autofiction
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👻jaaack👻 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
every stream takes 2 minutes off judge joshie’s life😍 #meandmyfriends #wow #endhim music.apple.com/us/album/roc...
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Rock Music by Charli xcx on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 1:55
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👻jaaack👻 @365fartygirl.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
me and MY FRIENDS
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c🅰️leb @italianetic.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Charli xcx
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
haircut tomorrow and i'm asking for this
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
sneaking out of work trip to see oklou in philly
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
what it feels like when your on-call rotation ends
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
finalllyyyyy taurus season 😍🤩😇
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
my barber texting me at 3am to let me know he can't cut my hair today
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
born to shitpost, forced to work on jira tickets
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bradley @papa-choosy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Bf took candid of photo of me working out at the gym oh I’m humiliated ….
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
new kind of procrastination where i see if i can sew myself a shirt without a pattern
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
he wanna flunk slayyyter richard we should study later
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Friday Night by GFOTY on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 3:25
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
taking medical leave from work because i have Pokopia Burnout
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
guess i'll crank it
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
gay rumpelstiltskin: im gonna steal ur baby if u cant guess which bjork album is my favorite this week
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kyle @heykp.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
house getting so cold but i already tuned off the heat when we were having 80° days and im too stubborn to turn it back on
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