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pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

bitch we the people are a bus

Little Greggy Bovino gets demoted and removed from the Great State of Minnesota by his even more incompetent and barbaric "boss".

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

yell some other place, guys.

there's absolutely a proper place for shouting. there's also a place where shouting is highly inappropriate - like THIS: don't RANT about what legitimately angers you IN CDR KELLY'S ASTRONAUT REMEMBRANCE THREAD. HAVE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MANNERS YOU DIPSHITS and kindly go elsewhere to legitimately get yer rage on

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

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View of Space Shuttle Discovery (OV-103) (A20120325000) on display in the James S. McDonnell Space Hangar at the National Air and Space Museum's Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center, 3 May 2012. The Shuttle Remote Manipulator Arm (SRMS, Canadarm) is displayed in the foreground, under the Shuttle's left wing and the MMU (Manned Maneuvering Unit) can be seen floating above the flight deck windows | IMAGE: Smithsonian Institution

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

hot off the press, our latest album!

Trump says he didn’t rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America in his first term because: They went into my wife's closet, it sounds a little strange. They looked at her drawers. You have draw and then you have draw. They looked at both.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

@cartercenter.bsky.social WE ARE WITH YOU JIMMY!! FOREVER, because YOU are ETERNAL

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

It's New! it's Fresh! It's FUCKIN AWFUL!

latest, shittiest, most inebriated album yet (we all got drunk to numb the pain) featuring RFK Jr getting ass- chew'd offscreen by a LAMPREY! so messed up even CHUCK TINGLE comPLETEly refuses to go near it!

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

fresh outta the stewpot

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

@cousinnudaq.bsky.social YO CUZ it is EPIC to find you again!!1!

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

IT'S TIME to clap these fuckers between some sliced bread and GO TO FUCKIN TOWN ON EM, there's plenty to go around!!

gold skeleton's upper half trapped between two bread slices, sticking a bone hand through the front bread slice which is bedecked with bright gold leaf; album title is EAT THE RICH

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

OUR EPIC CEO

The CEO of Pants On Cats: Image: a healthy, glossy-furred tuxedo cat catloafing contentedly on a subdued-green wool Army blanket, with tail casually positioned off to one side; a small round ornament of genuine jade that almost matches the color of the blanket is sitting near the cat.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

EPIC UGLY SHIRT -- can anyone out there beat this?

Our vocalist absolutely loves this awful, AWFUL shirt that looks like grape-blueberry guacamole. He wears it whenever his relatives ask him to 'dress up' for the holidays.
Album song titles for this are: "Goat Ralph", "Cat Heaves", "Throw Up A Party", "Stinkyfish", "Steppin' Innit", and "Wet Slippers".

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

EPIC DUMPSTER DIVING

Album title "Couch Henge". Image: a pair of beat-up old blocky black faux leather couches sitting on their ends, right next to a light green dumpster at the edge of an apartment parking lot. They sat there for 2, maybe 3 days. Then someone hauled em off.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

EPIC TOUGH CATTO

Poster: Advert for a live album, "Pants On Cats - Unpantsed: The Unplugged Album" - advising to *run out and get it NOW at your least fave shop!!*
Image: a lively & alert orange & white tabby recovering from surgery, displaying a shaved rear half, fluffy orange tail, and a carefully bandaged forelimb.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

FUCK THE NEO CONFEDERACY

The white flag of surrender - the only true and genuine flag of the Confederate SHIT HOLE Traitor States, WE WILL SMASH YOUR Jefferson Davis Fungus PERVERSIONS & YOUR Pasty Boy Freak Show RIGHT INTO THE MUD UNLESS YOU Grow Up & Be Humans!
YOU WILL FALL FOR THE SECOND & FINAL TIME FOR YOUR IDIOT LOST CAUSE.
Humans shall never submit to animals who want only to turn people into FURNITURE and BIRTHING VAT CHATTEL.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

CAEK BOXE

Album cover "Caek Box": Image: Ginger cat resting in a cake shipping box that in turn rests on a wood dining chair with a carved back. Song titles: "Catterscotch", "Silly Pink Cookie", "Kity/Kandi", "Cloyingly Sour", "Pawfrosting", and "Snootle Glaze".

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

EPIC KITLINGS

Album Cover title "9 Daze Old". Image: Four young kittens, Jai the orange, Margot the tabby(?), Idris the light orange, and Joel the grey; all four rest on a red blanket with black pawprints, protected by a soft fence composed of cylindrical, colorfully striped cushions.
Song titles: "Ears Barely Up, Eyes Barely Open", "Cosmic Book Kits", "Genetically Diverse", "Puptunia", "Amanda & Aboo" (the parent cats), and "Peas In A Paws".

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

EPIC snooz

Album title: SNOOZ. Orange cat resting contentedly up on the back of a rust-red colored sofa, with a red and yellow paisley pillow propped against the sofa arm, and striped camp blanket resting rumpled beside it.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

epic fblrgf

Album cover "Rug Blurn", featuring blurry cat butt and tail on blurry tapestry rug. Song titles are: "Waste Of Butter", "Cajun Something", "2Cats Squaring", and "Slimfloof Roll".

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

EPIC cat glare

a friend's tortie-ish cat, resting with paws extended on brown satin and yellow-striped sofa pillows with a haughty expression. Album title: "Schrodinger's Object Permanence"; songs are"Janky", "My Fuckin Cat", "She Pets With Tail", and "Feed Meow".

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

CLASSIC (and EPIC) Flyin' Machine!

Space Shuttle Atlantis preparing to land: her gear flaps are open and her landing gear is out, down and locked, thus, the term "flying dirty" -- since the ship has altered her normal flight regime by increasing her drag and lowering her airspeed. We miss these spacecraft.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

EPIC FLOOF

album cover - floofy blond cat resting on a doormat right outside a window in a back door; song titles are: "Zach Snyder Doesn't Always Suck", "Pukin' Up Flowers Would Be Weird", "Jenkem High Frontier Redux", "Reclaiming Felid Territory", "Ick Up Some Fluffybuds", and "Yellercats In the Backrooms".

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

EPIC FLOATY ROCK

ʻOumuamua, an elongated exo-asteroid, floated majestically and silently through our inner solar system during July 2017 to October 2017, from interstellar space, and is slowly returning thence.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Now....where the fuck were we. On hiatus, oh yeah. hhhhhhhmmmmkay.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

JIMMY IS FOREVER JIMMY IS ETERNAL

Commemorating two lives well lived: Gone Beyond, immortal, eternal, illuminated, renewed, refreshed, with an entire Universe to share: Jimmy Carter and Rosalynn Carter. MAY YOU BEHOLD FELICITY FOR TEN TRILLION YEARS.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Commemorating the silliest parking ticket ever:

First Manned Flight of Crew Dragon to ISS featuring...a badly P-shopped parking ticket!! Album title: "Ghet Tow"; song list: Crawler Pasture, KSC Fried Chikn, Barkin iun the Parkkin Lot, and Hot Seat.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

MASHED

a bowl of humble mashed potatoes that's really not considered as a feast in itself unless it has a few eggs, a pinch of salt & pepper, and a crap ton of butter beaten into it

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

EPIC EXCAVATING

a tortie cat attempting to catch goldfish by digging a hole in the water in her drinking dish, eyes aglow from the camera flash

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

EPIC LOAFING

the bottom surfaces of a cat sitting on a glass table, showing paw pads, toe beans, some resting cat legs, and how a feline butthole doesn't quite get lipstick on that tabletop

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

fate cannot be escaped, only delayed

the bankrupt Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, ultimately a massive and decrepit failure after an obscene decade of grotesque glitz, being demolished. Sic Semper Tyrannis

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

EPIC CLIP-ONS aka you kinda had to be there

two siamese kittens pretty literally hanging out in the back pockets of a pair of blue jeans. song titles: Affogato Cowcatcher, and Purreptilians.

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

not exactly a roaring success

"Closet Vegan", our first album, a poster featuring a grungy Ted Cruz, and song titles: That Was No Rat, Dude!, Space Pirates Hoedown, JENKEM HIGH FRONTIER, What the Fuck, Ted?, Leftover Coffee My Ass, and the fan acclaimed hit, Dropped Roach Housefire! so run out & miss it at your least fave shop TODAY!!

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

epic bad idea, bros

a corrugated cardboard banker's box with non-locking cardboard lid, labeled, according to the GOP, as a fully suitable, fully secure and legally authorized ballot drop box

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

EPIC HOLINESS

edge of infinity - the ISS catching daylight as she appears to pass over the sunset line of the Moon, toward the endless night

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

EPIC JUNK IN DA TRUNK

the glorious healthy BUTT of a space shuttle in orbit, showing off her beautiful round engine bells, the backsides of her luscious curvy OMS pods, not to mention a peek of her ultra sexy belly flap

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

epic lousy tobacco products

an autobot bouncing on a ratty hotel mattress - not one of our better album covers

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

the backrooms is what's going on

the 600 million square mile, mildew-stinking, squelchy-carpeted, sickly yellow malfunctioning fluorescent-lit hum-buzz HELL known as...the Backrooms

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

@citric.bsky.social Howdy

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

@buttpraxis.bsky.social howdy. do we remember you from Twaddler?

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

@lakotaman.bsky.social unfollow harrysissonthecuck.bsky.social/ he is an evil person

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pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

@whackjobs-muse-ick.bsky.social YAAAAYYY!!

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

@wtfgop.bsky.social FOLLOW US MOTHERFUCKER! 😜

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

we hates it

angry orange cat yelling to get the brain cell back because margarine sucks

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

@itsflanoy.bsky.social ou hai thar feller cat

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

@spockresists.bsky.social EPIC LOGIC good to see you here

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

tuxy cat is happy to see Mark Hamill here at last!

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

@tailsteak.bsky.social HOLY SHIT YOU'RE HERE 😆

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 09/11/2024

taking a long hard look in the mirror when you've been tripped in order to discover what tripped you is a sign that you likely are not the culprit, even if you didn't tie your own shoes quite right. but get a load of this asshole - it's the usual blame the injured/endangered party yet again.

let's blame only the Dems for what the Trump Party did for the billionth time

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

hhhhhhhhhhhhrngh

tomald drump grabs two invisible dicks while prissy-prancing sub-sentiently at a recent ego-stroke

pantsoncats @pantsoncats.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

cats hate liars, cat is TRUTH

cats tell only the truth, for truth is SACRED, and cats back it the fuck UP