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Pan seared tauntaun

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A frood who really knows where his towel is.

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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 6h
Funny how this happens right before an election.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 9h
Here's your reminder.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 11h
Guilty.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ice are domestic terrorists. This guy should be in prison.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happiness comes from within. Alcohol just helps bring it out.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saddens but not surprises.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't eat stuff you find on the ground. We learned that as toddlers.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The light bulb was such a good idea that it became the symbol of having a good idea.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stop and say hello to a dog. You'll both appreciate it, unlike a baby.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What in any way does this have to do with immigration or customs?
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pro tip to help you through the week.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"[Iran] can take out a city, let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay." There is nothing more temporary than the new low Donald Trump reaches every day.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sadly these are lessons that humanity may never learn.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hmm. On one hand we gas prices crushing every day Americans and on the other we have something that's likely never going to happen. Tough call there Dick.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing brings a fresh hatred for work like a Monday morning.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What he meant was "We are making so much money off of you people."
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmmm.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We only speak proper English, not like those savages.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That driving looks familiar. I think I've been behind this guy before.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While it may not be the ultimate betrayal, it's pretty far up there.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It always seemed weird to me that cars only pollute around Cleveland.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No tab is weapons grade stupid.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Be who you are, but at least try to be kind.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's a know nothing nobody whose incompetency is weapons grade and pointed at the U.S. service members.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Depends on who you're working for.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What an amazing coincidence. That's what it looks like from inside the U.S. as well.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty much the only people left supporting this felon.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder if this is why bath bombs aren't really a thing anymore.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let me sum up the last couple years.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The humble potato. Always there for you.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happiness is subjective but queso is universal.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's probably closer to a month now thanks to the current administration.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not many sunny warm days left. Enjoy as much as you can.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Be blessed.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Put the lotion in the basket.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Hobbit day!
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good billionaires only exist in fictional stories.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a way to greet the new week.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not one good person amongst them.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As usual, you have to pay for the good stuff.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is not a presidency or an administration. This is a robbery.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reasonable evidence, not alternative "facts".
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And they could have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You mean work for them until you die.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jokes on us. They haven't done anything all year.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What would Aragon, son of Arathorn do?
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What's cool changes all the time. Being an asshole is timeless.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You may ask yourself how we got here. That's the rub, we've always been here.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How trump supporters see the world.
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