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Pan seared tauntaun

@pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social
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A frood who really knows where his towel is.

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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 6h
Sadly these are lessons that humanity may never learn.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing brings a fresh hatred for work like a Monday morning.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hmmm.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We only speak proper English, not like those savages.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While it may not be the ultimate betrayal, it's pretty far up there.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Be who you are, but at least try to be kind.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty much the only people left supporting this felon.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder if this is why bath bombs aren't really a thing anymore.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The humble potato. Always there for you.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happiness is subjective but queso is universal.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's probably closer to a month now thanks to the current administration.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not many sunny warm days left. Enjoy as much as you can.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Be blessed.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Put the lotion in the basket.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Hobbit day!
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good billionaires only exist in fictional stories.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a way to greet the new week.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not one good person amongst them.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As usual, you have to pay for the good stuff.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is not a presidency or an administration. This is a robbery.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reasonable evidence, not alternative "facts".
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What would Aragon, son of Arathorn do?
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What's cool changes all the time. Being an asshole is timeless.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You may ask yourself how we got here. That's the rub, we've always been here.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How trump supporters see the world.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trying to figure out what you want to eat can sometimes be the hardest thing to do.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That kid's not wrong.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wise words to live by.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There are only bad owners.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Have kids they say. It'll be fun they say.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's no rule giving a limit. Enjoy as many as you want.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day to my fellow laborers.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
While great films, none of the characters wanted to be there either.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Seems like an awkward place to put your guests.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And people say fashion is dead.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I hope everyone enjoys the holiday weekend.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Meat pancakes taste better fried.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Legends aren't made in board rooms.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's so extreme to need clean food, water, and air.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Life is a balance.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'd trust any dog. I trust very few humans.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Never let anyone stop you from living up to your potential.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've heard, but not sure if I believe it, that some actually contain a gold brick.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nobody wants to be a boorish peasant.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This just means it's going to be an expensive trip.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are no other careers... or weeks.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's a Zen life.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Here's to you unknown world champion.🎉🏆
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In today's economy? Nobody can afford that.
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Pan seared tauntaun @pansearedtauntaun.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Both made a compelling argument.
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