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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 23/06/2025

At my job I know one manager in particular who feels this way because his manager told him to stop naysaying and speaking over women in meetings. He probably doesn’t even know he’s doing it, it’s like their presence doesn’t even register to him.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 01/05/2025

He's so confidently wrong so often that I'm starting to think he is an AI himself

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 22/04/2025

You walk in your kitchen and see him raiding your fridge, wyd

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 31/03/2025

It's amazing how many people can't understand that subsidizing the lifestyles of billionaires is an economic drag, actually. The US can't invest in infrastructure because we can't just buy a bridge or a railway, we have to buy a bridge or a railway plus some asshole's yacht.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 21/03/2025

Idk who needs to hear this, but if you are “proud” of something you bought, something you were born into, or something you naturally just are by default, that isn’t pride, it’s that identity politics you pretend to hate so much

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 18/03/2025

Instead of forcing everyone to the bargaining table on American terms, these policies are just making people shrug and turn to alternatives that are, actually, more readily available than anyone had realized.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 18/03/2025

While Trump is throwing tantrums and trying to dictate economic terms like it's 1985, the rest of the world brace themselves for impact only to discover that all the bluster and threats amount to a mild breeze at worst.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 18/03/2025

The Tariff Saga is hilariously exposing the fact that the USA actually isn't as central to the world economy as everyone thought it was.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 16/03/2025

Can't wait for this show

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 15/03/2025

What do you mean you’ve never heard of Isaac Neutron

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 15/03/2025

When the stock you’ve over-leveraged for loans to finance buying the presidency so you can enact your Dark Enlightenment horseshit starts tanking and threatening you with personal insolvency

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/03/2025

so the plan to save tesla's stock price is to have an even more unpopular person endorse the brand to his rabid base of people who can't afford a tesla anyway? this must be that 5D chess they keep talking about.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 09/03/2025

Could God create a psychiatrist so powerful they could even help Kanye?

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 08/03/2025

I’m making a new line of greeting cards

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 05/03/2025

Someone should tell the Democrats that it's actually okay to rock the boat if it's actively sinking

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 05/03/2025

I did a lot of LDS back in the 60s, so I know most things

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 04/03/2025

Life hack: lower your calorie intake by adding grape jam to your hot dogs

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 04/03/2025

While you’re being obediently outraged that an imperialist war might end with an outcome you didn’t want, another country is proceeding with its plan to annihilate an entire ethnic group with your implicit support because the corporate media hasn’t told you to be outraged about that one.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 26/02/2025

I swear to god, can we stop SLAMMING and EPICALLY OWNING the fascists on the Internet and start actually resisting them

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 25/02/2025

"omg america supports a dictator in russia" wow you're going to be surprised when you hear about Chile, Venezuela, Paraguay, the Dominican Republic, Brazil, Turkey, Egypt, Iran, the Philippines, Spain, Guatemala, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Pakistan, Nicaragua, Indonesia, El Salvador, or Congo

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 24/02/2025

tfw your stupid face falls off and you're trying to call a nurse but nobody shows up because you fired them all

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 24/02/2025

so... we are to believe that a few people standing around in a sympathetic neighborhood, holding signs and singing kumbaya for a photo op or whatever is... a protest?

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 23/02/2025

Vogon poetry is famous for being the third worst poetry in the galaxy.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 22/02/2025

What's your objection to Substack? It's where I keep my blog or whatever it's called in the 2020s, and the group of people I've cultivated there is relatively okay. I assume it's chock full of horseshit and rightoid garbage too but my algorithm doesn't overlap much.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 21/02/2025

Just saying there's a lot of indignant liberals who think Russia is evil but Wasreal is holy

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 21/02/2025

It sucks what’s happening in Ukraine and all but if you’re more upset by Russia’s land grab (and our passive acceptance of it) than by the unnamed Zionist apartheid ethnostate’s outright genocide (and our active involvement in it), I don’t need to hear your opinion about anything.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 21/02/2025

It is an amazing show tbh

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 21/02/2025

It’s just a good show

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 20/02/2025

If they would just start with cutting that half a trillion from the military budget, it would take a lot of pressure off the retirees and hungry children they seem to be so intent on robbing blind. Weird how they don’t just do that.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 20/02/2025

Uh oh the centrists are mad

A large crowd of people gathers outdoors in cold weather for a protest, wearing winter clothing such as hats, scarves, and heavy coats. Many are holding signs, but instead of typical protest messages, the signs display humorous, nonsensical, or sarcastic statements. Some of the messages include “DON’T MAKE US WRITE A LETTER,” “PEE PEE POO POO TIME IS NOW,” “PLEASE STOP BEHAVING IN YOUR OWN INTERESTS,” and “I PREFER DIFFERENT EVENTS.” The crowd is diverse, with a mix of ages and appearances, and some individuals are wearing sunglasses, masks, or hoods. The atmosphere appears serious, but the edited text on the signs gives the image an absurd, meme-like quality.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 16/02/2025

I’m going to become a billionaire by installing park benches with automated anti-homeless spikes you can remove for 30 minutes at a time by paying my company $10.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 16/02/2025

I have never claimed to love America

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 14/02/2025

When u accidentally get the wrong implants

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

for now they'll just pay SCOTUS to let them do whatever they want. it'll probably be another week or so before they start outright defiance of the courts. there might still be a few US Marshals with a spine who need to be rooted out first.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

a lot of people are real mad that the US is fast becoming a country where only [checks notes] white, land-owning elites have any political power ... hey wait a minute, that was always the plan. what are they complaining about

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

i'm told we have to wait for the next election before we're allowed to go outside and do anything

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

oh he's been 'epically trolled'. cool, that should stop him. well done everyone, fascism has been defeated

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

I’m starting to think the Democrats’ biggest fear in all this is less about saving democracy and more about people realizing how much power a president actually has, if he chooses to actually use it, and then realizing how little Democratic presidents have ever done for them.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

This isn't a call for anyone to be friends with people who want them dead, it's a call for "allies" with cultural intersections with people impacted by these policies to build bridges, not take useless pot shots on the internet. Now is the time to use our privilege to undermine fascist narratives.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

When rural farmers get shafted by this regime and you post dumb shit like "no sympathy", you are adding fuel to the MAGA fire, not helping. We are surrounded by opportunities for solidarity with all workers, and indignant liberals think it's time to be petty.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

It's like if Van Gogh was good at his job

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

If only there had been somebody shouting about the feckless cowardice of liberals and their inevitable surrender to fascists. If only we had known that those who depend on the capitalist order will always defend it, even when that means joining the fascists.

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/02/2025

What do you mean ”why”? Why are so many indignant liberals suddenly surprised that slightly less indignant liberals are siding with fascists? That is what liberals do. They are only antifascist until it’s more expedient to be fascist. This has always been true. You cannot trust capitalists.

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