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Pango Bismol

@pango.wtf
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A man of limitless accomplishment and unbridled modesty

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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 22/04/2025
You walk in your kitchen and see him raiding your fridge, wyd
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 16/03/2025
Can't wait for this show
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 15/03/2025
What do you mean you’ve never heard of Isaac Neutron
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 15/03/2025
When the stock you’ve over-leveraged for loans to finance buying the presidency so you can enact your Dark Enlightenment horseshit starts tanking and threatening you with personal insolvency
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 09/03/2025
Could God create a psychiatrist so powerful they could even help Kanye?
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 08/03/2025
I’m making a new line of greeting cards
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 05/03/2025
Wow very effective
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 04/03/2025
Ah, my country
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 24/02/2025
tfw your stupid face falls off and you're trying to call a nurse but nobody shows up because you fired them all
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 23/02/2025
Vogon poetry is famous for being the third worst poetry in the galaxy.
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 21/02/2025
Also,
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 21/02/2025
It’s just a good show
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 20/02/2025
Uh oh the centrists are mad
A large crowd of people gathers outdoors in cold weather for a protest, wearing winter clothing such as hats, scarves, and heavy coats. Many are holding signs, but instead of typical protest messages, the signs display humorous, nonsensical, or sarcastic statements. Some of the messages include “DON’T MAKE US WRITE A LETTER,” “PEE PEE POO POO TIME IS NOW,” “PLEASE STOP BEHAVING IN YOUR OWN INTERESTS,” and “I PREFER DIFFERENT EVENTS.” The crowd is diverse, with a mix of ages and appearances, and some individuals are wearing sunglasses, masks, or hoods. The atmosphere appears serious, but the edited text on the signs gives the image an absurd, meme-like quality.
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 14/02/2025
When u accidentally get the wrong implants
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 14/02/2025
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 10/02/2025
This is how the aliens piloting Elon Musk’s brain are born
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 07/02/2025
Nelson Mandela has ruined another timeline. they moved Venice, Italy from the ankle of the boot to the bottom of the European butt cheek region???
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 07/02/2025
It’s adorable, but who are they asking to arrest him? The agencies that have also been taken by the same regime?
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 04/02/2025
First DeepSeek, now this. What will those Communist Devils think of next
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 30/01/2025
gosh i hope this address doesn't get abused
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 28/01/2025
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 27/01/2025
Also makes Nvidia very sad. So much for your grift bubble I guess.
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 27/01/2025
Meanwhile in the ocean
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 26/01/2025
Don't believe it
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 24/01/2025
how to unsee the horror
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 20/01/2025
Me when I say hello with my mouth
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 20/01/2025
drawinggggggg (why does blusky require such low quality videos? fix it)
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 14/01/2025
I have mastered the art of drawing the noble horse
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/01/2025
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 11/01/2025
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 06/01/2025
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 06/01/2025
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 04/01/2025
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 03/01/2025
God admires the human form he created
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 31/12/2024
Well, he finally did it. Elon became a meme.
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 15/12/2024
Day 14 of trying to get hired as the official White House portrait artist
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 12/12/2024
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 10/12/2024
Fun with oligarchs
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 02/12/2024
I ascended to 5D and this is what I saw there
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 26/11/2024
Someone asked if I could draw dinosaurs, and yes, not only can I draw them, I can draw them more accurately than so called "scientists".
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 24/11/2024
Wake up sheeple
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 03/11/2024
I fixed cactus
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 26/10/2024
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 23/10/2024
The Enlightenment of Saint Dumbass
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 22/10/2024
This is how it feels to fire photon torpedoes while the warp field is still active
a perfectly normal photo of captain Picard
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 19/10/2024
I am now a famous religious artist
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 02/12/2023
We need more memes from this show
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 30/11/2023
It's about time
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 22/11/2023
Never forget
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Pango Bismol @pango.wtf · 10/11/2023
Follow me for more mouthwatering thanksgiving recipes
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