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Caleb

@pandarevolt.bsky.social
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Enthusiast. I know a lot about food, music, connection, justice, and I’m weirdly skilled at claw machines. There is a light in the darkness of everybody’s life. Louisiana raised me. Oakland pays me. 🐼⚜️💖

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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
What did Tony Romo just say? 👀
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Just when we thought the Saints couldn’t look worse at football, there we go proving that we can.
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just logging in to mention what complete ass the Saints are.
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rob cham! @robcham.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
DIY > AI
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
White ladies trying and failing to keep a dark secret has really blown up as a television genre over the past few years.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I know everything is terrible but have you considered eating pasta about it?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Worried about being arrested and imprisoned by ICE? These sheet-pan pupusas will make you feel like you're in El Salvador.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
can't think of a time a surge in defaults on subprime loans for a core necessity for working people has ever augured ill, should be fine
bloomberg.com
Americans Fall Behind on Car Payments at Highest Rate in Decades
Delinquencies on auto loans among subprime borrowers are spiking as consumers continue grappling with higher interest rates.
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I made a new mix about finding love in the midst of a crumbling world. I like it, and maybe you will too. on.soundcloud.com/mT72dRrWm6qR...
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Red Panda 6 - Heartlines
Tracklist: Sega Bodega & Dorian Electra - Teenage Dirtbag Seal - Crazy DJ Shadow - Won’t You Be Beck - Nicotine & Gravy Doechii - Denial is a River Charlotte Gainsbourg - Sylvia Says Björk - Human Beh
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
In other ways, I’m just hoping I can manage to pay my bills, find work I can do, make enough money, not further injure myself, and do all that while trying not to be a burden on my community. While the world burns. And hopefully there will continue to be funding to cover all this. Good times.
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
In some ways this is very exciting because they’re saying my body weight will be around what it was when I was 30 years old. It feels like a new chance.
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It breaks down like this: -3 months of weigh-ins, psych evaluation, nutritionist, etc. -Gastric sleeve procedure end of April -1 month post surgery recovery -Est 9-10 months to reduce BMI to safe level for hernia surgery -Hernia surgery -1 month post surgery recovery
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Well now I have an idea of how long it’s going to take to repair my hernia. The new fun part is going to be figuring out how to survive the next 12 months as a disabled person. I guess some folks do it their whole lives.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Tom Brady: Say No to Hate Snoop: Say No to Hate Kendrick:
Kendrick with more Grammies than Drake has friends
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
How long before the Chiefs fans start to leave?
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Fox robot would be throwing some trash ass beads
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Haven’t heard that damn chant once this game and I love that
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Drake needs services of one of those agencies that gives you a new identity
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Looking dead into the camera like he knows he’s watching
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
BAHAHAHAHAHA THERE IT IS
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Patrick Rapa @classypatrick.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
So much furniture about to burn in Philly tonight
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Two different companies with flying facial hair themed commercials?
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 10/02/2025
Mountain Dew was like
Seal as a Seal
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Personal Jesus is not about Jesus 🤷‍♂️
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hot damn go birds
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Emily Egan @emilypegan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I want Kendrick Lamar to hold up Scrim, Lion King style, during the halftime show.
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Seal as a seal ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I muted that shit 😆
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Cam said resilient. Drink!
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I just saw video of Jameis Winston playing cowbell with Smokin Time Jazz Club, and it’s pretty clear who the star of Super Bowl weekend has been.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @handle.invalid · 06/02/2025
attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Snake and Jake’s full name is Snakeob and Jacob’s.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Sure is a bad time to be a person who cares about things.
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Jorge Escalante @escalante.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ok I put “Freebird” over the airboat in the snow.
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
There ya go
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Also low key proud to watch Jayden Daniels shock the league
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Feeling some Saints-level sympathy for Lions fans right about now.
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Nah, his death is just another part of that same dark timeline we’ve been on since then. No need to worry about starting a new one when the old spiral continues downward.
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
8/10 purple is process of elimination for me 🤷‍♂️
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Made the sausage balls. Watched the footballs. Just ballin out over here
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
How does 2025 sound so far off when it’s literally weeks away?
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
On this Giving Tuesday, consider direct mutual aid. I can’t give you a tax write off, but you can help me pay my rent while I’m awaiting hernia surgery. I sell gumbo in the Bay Area at $30 a quart delivering Sunday. Cash app to $operationgumbodrop (accepting donations too) forms.gle/K5Ra58xbXA4k...
forms.gle
Operation Gumbo Drop November 2024
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
media.tenor.com
bugs bunny from looney tunes is saying no .
ALT: bugs bunny from looney tunes is saying no .
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Caleb @pandarevolt.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A little pork product and some fresh herbs don’t hurt the situation either.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
“70% the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours.” - President Sheinbaum to Trump.
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