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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@swiftonsecurity.com I am disappointed that I learned this from the bad place and not from you. Do better. You're lost in the suds.
Taylor Swift released the single “Patient Zero” on September 25, 2026. That same day a 28 year old technician at the Irkutsk Anti Plague Research Institute reportedly broke a test tube containing live plague bacteria. She was hospitalized days later with severe pneumonia and died October 2, 2026, the same day “Patient Zero” reached No. 1 on the U.K. Official Singles Chart.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New couples costume just dropped.
Picture of a woman in a sheep costume next to a photo of a man in an FBI costume.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pictures of a Ford Explorer converted to a trailer with the text "Get in nerd, we're going overlanding"
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It's not so much the falling asleep that bothers me, it's the fact that he keeps waking up.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Picture of DJT on a book cover with the title "Helping the Retarded to Know God"
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
There are always new depths of depravity to explore.
This is an image of a hot dog themed pinhead character from the movie hell raiser.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
@cstross.bsky.social
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
@tc.superteece.com
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
@edzarenski.bsky.social Check this out...
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
This is the America that liberal DEI has brought you.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
No one escapes the justice of Taco Man & Couch Fucker.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Picture of two men next to blackstone griddle with the meme text - blackstone griddles, because men will do absolutely anything except cook inside (or go to therapy)
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Not even Lego bats 100%
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Breakfast pie is the best pie.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Elbows Up motherfuckers!
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sure, I quit drinking, but the real struggle is to stop stealing my kids ice cream.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
We lose a couple cents on every transaction, but don't worry, we'll make up for it with volume.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits..."
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
@tc.superteece.com www.facebook.com/share/r/19vj...
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Redirecting...
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You can lead a horse to water, but if you want it to float down stream, you'll have to push it in.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Subway is the short bus of sandwich shops.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
When you go on vacation and realize there are places that use these cups...
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Pan sauces are my culinary kryptonite.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
@kenwhite.bsky.social Why did this arson get bumped up to federal court? www.foxbusiness.com/fox-news-cri...
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McDonald's employee sentenced to prison for setting dumpster fire because restaurant was too crowded
A McDonald's employee working at a store in Georgia was sentenced to five years in federal prison for lighting a fire inside a dumpster because the restaurant was too crowded.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Always nice to slow down and notice the small things.
Small brown preying mantis on a air conditioner
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
It's already explicitly priced in...
Betting odds showing Trump at 61%, Harris at 15%, and Biden at 15%
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
gofund.me/137e4cef
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Official Steve Magnante Go Fund Me, organized by Steve Magnante
Hi all Steve Magante here today is May 25th 2024 and due to your overwhelming inqui… Steve Magnante needs your support for Official Steve Magnante Go Fund Me
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
Bucket list item - Go to Australia. Fight a kangaroo.
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pandabuse.bsky.social @pandabuse.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Toothpaste really elevates the dish.
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