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Jules McHamish @julesmchamish.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So excited for AFC Bournemouth’s first ever match in the Europa League League tonight at Dean Court! #AFCB #BOU #Vitality #SturmGraz Kicking it in Europe!
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"I'm probably somewhere on some kind of spectrum" I say to myself as I realign every tray table latch on the entire train carriage
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fotmob Player of the Match? Nico González (Newcastle) 🤷
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Alternate universe: Prime Minister Twat says Canterbury Embroidery 'will not be returned to France'
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's Wasp Nest Weekend everyone! Want the unending loud buzzing of having your head inside a jar of hornets for a whole day? Come on down!
bbc.co.uk
Beach closure as Motocross circuit returns to Weymouth
Temporary closures will be in place while the motocross course is on Weymouth beach over the weekend.
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Packed marmalade for the ferryman
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have to say that Rattlesnakes has led a whole generation of people to say her name as "Yves Marie Sohn" She was from New Jersey, not Nouvelle-Aquitaine Well done, Eva, good work and good innings
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Dr Seth Thévoz @seththevoz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RIP Eva Marie Saint. She starred in my favourite film, North by Northwest (1959) - she’s magnificent in that - and she was still acting well into the 2000s. As long as she was around, it felt like there was still a living link to the Golden Age of Hollywood. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/06/m...
nytimes.com
Eva Marie Saint, Oscar Winner for ‘On the Waterfront,’ Is Dead at 102
A luminous beauty with dramatic depth, she brought a layered intensity to harrowing roles and seduced Cary Grant in the romantic thriller “North by Northwest.”
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Malcolm Owen of The Ruts sings: # Ain't no use # You ain't that sluice ... is he talking about a regular kind of floodgate sluice, or is it the linguistic term for eliding the interrogative from the clause
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The last season of Search Party. I couldn't finish it. In fact I think I simply forgot I was watching it
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Worth pushing through, as season 3 is a belter
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At the start of 2026 the Met Office declared that of the top five warmest years on record, four were the previous four years. 1976 did not feature. 2026 will now top that list, meaning the six highest warm UK years on record will be: 2026, 2025, 2022, 2023, 2014, 2024. Can anyone see a pattern?
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've only seen a short clip but I'm astounded that Jeremy Clarkson's answer about how difficult farming was this year somehow turned into "1976 was also hot" denialism. These people cannot be helped.
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't have been that triumphant, then
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have decided that three reverb pedals on the board is probably enough reverb
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
# She is OhhhhohhhhOoooh # - on the floor wondering when it will stop
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I'm sorry but if Pluto gets to be a planet, then all these other similarly sized objects have to get upgraded too, so no, I'm very sorry but no"
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Chris Weatherspoon @cweatherspoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In three seasons Manchester City won the Premier League, 2011-12, 2013-14 and 2017-18, they recorded £360million in commercial income from Abu Dhabi-based sponsors The independent commission found that just £43m of that was actually paid to City by those sponsors
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Half a million children out of, but also in. This is the defining challenge of our generation
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Katie it turns out the guitar pedal company Crazy Tube Circuits are incorporated in Athens. I'm not suggesting that I have an uncontrollable spending habit but I can well believe any spikes in GDP
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes and if I fluff one of my guitar solos, it's because of NHS waiting times, just bear that in mind
bbc.co.uk
Harry Potter play producer says cost of living made two-part show 'impossible'
The London production, which has been running for 10 years, will reopen next month as a one-part show.
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wondered if there was a producer or advisor off stage right, and he's actually looking behind Ailbhe entirely
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me when Snowflake keeps making AI suggestions
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wonder if Sadiq will be remembered for his famous parrot
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Richard Whittington: "And pray tell, am I remembred for mine acts of charite, the alms and suche?" Time traveller: "It's mostly about a cat actually"
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Luckily the itinerary was successfully recycled into the script for The Death of Robin Hood (2026)
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe he gets his hair cut on the slide
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I thought the Eagle Minefield was where the javelin was taking place
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would love to ask a prominent BBC journalist to give me an example of an illegitimate concern. Is seems to me that it has become a question not of fact, logic, or ethics but of volume. If a big enough proportion of a village was anxious about Bigfoot or Chemtrails, BBC would cover it in a way...
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At the start of Dancing With The Europeans, Brett is obviously mumbling "Your ghosts... Your ghosts are my ghosts" but I can't help but hear "I love those... Love those mangoes" #suede #mangoes
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, he managed a full two days in my good books, but this is unforgivable
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She will be granted asylum
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Accept their fiefdom. Gift them a year's worth of drinking water and grain. Build asylum centres around the entire village that double as hard borders. Grant them asylum into the same buildings when they come crawling back in a handful of weeks #piddington
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why do these fools think they will become a principality? Have they made an application to the crown, or has this traitor McNally suddenly discovered some hitherto unknown ancestry? These chumps really boil my piss. Deeply unserious people #piddington
bbc.co.uk
Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans
Piddington residents vote over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby.
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why do I have the strangest feeling that this is a domino that in the widest view leads to the UK rejoining the EU
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Paddy Duffy @paddyduffy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Things are obviously bad in the world but at least we're developing the conditions such that Ed Sheeran can't bland his way out of shit like this
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah it's pretty hard for Ed Sheeran to say he doesn't take sides but he wasn't forced to play guitar at Robert Kraft's wedding in 2022
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fortunato: "MORNING SUNSHINE! Wow wow wow what a night. Thanks for putting me up old bean -- by the way it *was* an amontillado, and I, er, seem to have polished off the whole damn thing. Sorry-not-sorry, must dash, toodle-pip"
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"REE FOR RENDETTA!"
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
dbt Confusion Engine morelike amirite
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can I just make sure that I have understood this correctly. A UK citizen disagrees with UK government policy and so is reaching out to the head of another state to intervene? At what point does this become treason?
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Something something Fred Flintstone something something pulled out of Rubble something something... You do the rest
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Eksenbot @eksenbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mansun - I Can Only Disappoint U #radyoeksen
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I Can Only Disappoint U
Mansun
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😩😩😩
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Solidarity with the Weymouth Cherries supporters who got the coach at 00:45 this morning x #AFCB #NEWBOU
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Palko Stephens @palkopalko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Full of interesting twists
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