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Hannah

@paleodarcy.bsky.social
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I’m a former paleontologist with a day job now Supervisor of an empty headed orange boy 🐈 Slowly turning into a purely AI-hate account, but I’ll try to keep it varied

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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 8h
How it feels to tell my birth trauma story
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Ice Age Buck: But I Lived!
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Sarah Hird, PhD @sarahhird.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyway. Chipmunks are super cool and super cute. And yes, I’m procrastinating grading.
The butterfly meme with the butterfly labeled “giggling about penis bones” and the caption reading “is this sci com?”
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Krista Koeller @kristalerista.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We were already crowdfunding all these things that benefit society. It’s called taxes.
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J Pardo @jdpardo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I posted this last week without comment, but I'm going to comment now. The people who established the system of museums in the West had a very specific reason for doing so: they thought that having an appreciation for the wonders of the world was absolutely necessary for being a good citizen.
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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John Burns @burnsajohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today I sat in the grass and saw a weevil and that was enough.
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mom is out of the hospital and baby is being weaned off CPAP. The fewer wires the better, for both of us (realizing I haven’t shown proof of life for a minute!)
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She doesn’t like being evicted early when she didn’t do anything wrong. But she’s being attend to downstairs while I try to sleep it off upstairs
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Sad Hangry Baby Makes Funny Faces
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Y’all didn’t pray hard enough 🙃 I’m dropping out of the challenge to have a very premie little one
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fun fun. Turns out I actually was dying. Day 3 in the hospital. “Might as well live it up while I’ve got this catheter in me” (Why this isn’t a readily available gif on the internet is infuriating)
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Midnight eating in a daze has led to three opened jars of peanut butter in a house where only one person likes it
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Cool Cool Cool Zombie Commercial
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a dedicated pregnancy complaint thread now
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Hallelujah Happy
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
8 weeks and 2 days to go wtf why does the third trimester suck so bad when it only just started
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Spongebob: This is a Load of Barnacles
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sorry y’all, The Boss said no art for the 5th and 6th days. Pray for my blood pressure reading today
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Day 4 of #SciArtSeptember: Azure Another POSCA abstract piece on watercolor paper, inspired by a picture of a slide of KNRK (rat kidney) cells stained with Trypan Blue
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank you! 🥰
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 04/09/2026
Geology Class xkcd.com/3292/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person with ponytail addressing students seated at desks.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Welcome to Geology 201. Today we’ll be review-bombing Applebees. (2) [Person 1 points to board on wall.] PERSON 1: Tomorrow we’ll do Costco and Sephora. PERSON 2: Why? PERSON 1: If we cut traffic to the Northgate Shopping Center, it will go to the East Plaza instead. (3) [Board shows map.] This will push the state to cancel the North Bridge Project and shift funds to the Highway 2 Extension... (4) ...creating new roadcuts through Triassic shale. PERSON 2: I *like* Applebees. PERSON 1: Then you should have told the city to approve my dig permit.
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wish my parents could have added some nepo to the tism they gave me
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 04/09/2026
かわいいすぎて変な声でた
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Day 3 of #SciArtSeptember! Prompt: sanguine. This is a red blood cell inspired abstract piece. POSCA pens on watercolor paper
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#SciArtSeptember day 2! Prompt is Violet. This is a violet-backed starling, also in soft pastels. I’m starting to notice which of my randomly-purchased brands are better quality 🫣 I don’t need a reason to buy more art supplies… right?
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy #SciArtSeptember everyone! I can’t guarantee that I’ll do every prompt, that’s really up to The Boss (aka the bun in the oven). But I’m excited to explore soft pastels. Today I chose a lily of the valley for the prompt Malachite
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The butter robot meme from Rick and Morty. Text on the screen has the robot asking "what is my purpose?" Rick says "To answer emails 40 hours a week", to which the robot says "oh my god"
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy Feelin' like Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 2 am Sunday
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Every year my SICB abstract sounds more apocalyptic, and my plea for scientists to join me in engaging sounds more desperate 😬 2016: "Huh! People seem like they don't trust scientists like they used to!" 2026 "The animals are dying and the people are husks. Join me or surely we will all shall die"
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Jessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
...sorry ya be with you in a sec i just have to fact check something someone posted on the internet
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Ferngully Toxic Love HQ
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Sir, a second icon has died” written above the photo of George W’s aid telling him about the second tower
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was also 80? [taps sign]
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Caitlin Rivers @cmyeaton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
sometimes, in the middle of yet another two-factor procedure, I think to myself...i don't actually want to check my email this badly.
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“There's no point in Al discovering cancer treatments if the same Al also denies your health insurance claims.”
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Goddamn baby brain. This is the SECOND TIME I’ve shown up to a doctor’s office A WEEK EARLY for my appointment
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Mr Krabs Falls Apart
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Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I didn’t paint and attach thousands of individual popcorns to model trees just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”
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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
oh god they want to go to the moon for plagioclase
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 07/08/2026
using generative AI to create an ad for your small business tells me several things about you as a small business owner, all of which leave me much more disinclined to patronize your business than i would've been if i didn't see the ad.
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Feeling particularly gravid today
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Jeff Pissed: It's Always Sunny Dance
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What an honestly wonderful way to start the week. Intentional sub-tweeting as it's about work... but when you ask for ABC, and they send you ABC, in order, labeled, in a nice folder...
Hank Hill saying "That is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen"
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Tim Pierce @unchi.org · 31/07/2026
what "Google Earth on the web now has image generation built in, powered by Nano Banana 2. It went live today, worldwide, for everyone." WHAT "You open Google Earth. You zoom to any coordinates on the planet. You click 'create image'. You type what you want to see."
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ffs
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No worries!
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
… that’s my point? Sounds like a good area of research for novel therapies
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
(Let’s pretend I can spell)
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The squid proteosomes were a new fact for me :) They sound promising for degrading misfolded proteins
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Hannah @paleodarcy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Watch this discovery in either octopus or squid lead to the end of prion diseases, like how gila monster venom studies are ending obesity. Fund basic science
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
A graph showing how the edsel and Cybertruck both performed based on their sales target and actual year one and year two sales. The edsel was expected to sell 200k units in its first year. It sold slightly over 50k, and less than 50k the next year

The Cybertruck had a sales.target of 250k in its first year. They sold around 40k, the next year they sold about half as many.
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