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Author of books beloved by attractive people with good opinions | Forest Creature Cluster | Chicana | Demi | She/Her | Jessica is the author, Abra is the person Books: linktr.ee/jessicaconwell

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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 1h
Not even kidding. Thanks, Dorothy.
Resume by Dorothy Parker. 

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Federation: We are a peace-loving utopian society dedicated to exploration without doing harm or intruding on the rights of other civilizations and races. Also the Federation: Hey I got a great idea for what to name that new ship.
Memory Alpha entry for the USS Cortez, Background information section: This starship was only mentioned in dialogue.

The Star Trek Encyclopedia, 4th ed., vol. 1, p. 163 stated the starship was "named for Hernán Cortés, the Spanish conquistador who overthrew the Aztec empire and won Mexico for the crown of Spain."
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This Hedwig looks like someone just read all of JKR's tweets to her.
A catalogue image of a transphobic wizard book lego set of Hedwig the owl on some vaguely magical shit, but she looks horrified.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every heterosexual couple looks like this to me.
Rom and Leeta from Deep Space Nine
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Morning.
Image of the Anima Sola, a dark haired light skinned woman surrounded by the flames of purgatory, with chains on her wrists, reaching up and looking largely unbothered. The "this is fine" speech bubble has been added.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's awesome! Also, @everincarnate.bsky.social had this commissioned for me for my birthday the first year we were together.
A pictured of a felt crow plushie in a top hat with a monocle, in front of a copy of my book, Cluster
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I regret to inform you that your very good posts have escaped containment with, uh... predictable results.
A screenshot from Facebook. A person named Laura Cameron Turner says: Y'all know how big a part of my life Lord of the Rings is. How important to me Tolkien's works are.

But yes, if it turned out that his estate was taking the money made from it and donating that money directly to horrible causes, I would excise that property from my life entirely. Some questions of ethics and morality are far more important than "but I really like that story." Over a screenshot of the two posts from Stacy that this post is a reply to.Replies to the facebook post in the last image. First is from a brain-genius named Robert Strong: What are the source(s)? When did they do this? Is it still going on?

I looked for information from a source other than "springer"

This is what ai found about the estate but didn't see a listing about money to segregation. What segregation causes did they donate and when?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien_Estate

A second person, Jenn Burnett, who has outsourced their thoughts to an evil machine says: What Al said...No - that story appears to be backwards. And your instinct that it doesn't fit the Tolkien we know from his letters is justified.

I looked into it because this is one of those claims that gets repeated online without much context. I cannot find credible evidence that J.R.R. Tolkien paid money to preserve segregation or apartheid in South Africa. What the historical record shows is... more
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went to a Renaissance Festival today and it really helped me finally pinpoint what my sexuality is.
An image of a gothy lady knight in purple accented armor holding a surrendering male knight by the hair as he knees on the ground, readying her gigantic sword to execute him, looking delighted by the whole processThe same lady knight a few seconds later, preparing to decapitate the male knight with a truly gigantic  sword
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always thought I'd be a Sword Girl. Turns out I'm an Axe Lady. Who knew?
Me, a bit heat-haggard, holding an axe with a dark wood handle and a carbon steel head that is rough forged at the poll into a nordic style wolf and grinded smooth at the blade, which is etched with another nordic wolf design. A full picture of the axe from the first photo, which is as described there but this photo shows the entire handle, which is carved with a other Nordic wolf design.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vanessa Williams singing Colors of the Wind
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't be the only house on your block without a Giant Witch Wife!
A store page from Halloween Express featuring Animated Light-up hovering witch with broom and wand halloween decoration 8 ft. The witch herself is a sorceress style witch, not a hag style witch, wearing a black hooded robe with purple trim, riding a broom and holding a wand. Giant Witch Wife costs $299.99, which, frankly, is a steal
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would YOU set up an appointment with her and then no-show? Too many do.
A selfie of me, looking maybe a bit impatient, my hair teal and faded purple, wearing black overalls with a black crop under them.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone from whatever country this is.
An image of a trans pride flag
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chat, is it good when a site's head of trust and safety uses an automated system to block half the users?
Screenshot of Aaron Rodericks, Bluesky's head of trust and safety, saying "Automated block actions on my account so that I can stay unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. TBH it was well overdue.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL. LMAO. He finally did it!
Screenshot of Aaron "Goons to Pornbots at his job" Rodericks finally blocking me.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly, though, they don't look much worse than the versions from the Xena and Hercules animated movie.
A screenshot from thr animated Xena and Hercules movie with the two title characters standing together and illustrated poorly.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have only today learned that they are still making episodes of What Would You Do? and they are so out of ideas that the setups have become spectacular:
	"Episode 15"	April 9, 2025

A husband tries to convince his wife to sell photos of her feet online. The scenario is later replayed, with the wife wanting to post photos of her feet and her husband objecting. A pledge is hazed by two fraternity members. Two college students study for their finals by drinking excessive amounts of energy drinks. A mother disagrees with her daughter's decision to use in vitro fertilization for religious reasons.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just throwing this out there for any of my goth trans brothers still trying to pick a name.
A photo of the box for a vampire bat toy named Gre Gory. Box features a giant illustration of the bat with an open chest cavity, describes it as "Gre-Gory, big bad vampire bat"
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally, a review that understands what the customer wants to know.
Screenshot of a Steam review recommending the game, which is in early access: "You can be a girl that eats people in this game."
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🚨GAY EPISODE! GAY EPISODE! GAY EPISODE!🚨
Dax and her wife kissing during the Deep Space Nine episode Rejoined
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah, time to watch another episode of this goofy fun space adventure show. I wonder which one is next....
Screenshot of old Jake Sisko embracing his father, from the episode The Visitor
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will never stop being sad that the story just...stops. The puzzles were next level. I still have this origami butterfly that my spouse and I made as part of solving one of the Tokyo investigation missions.
A photo of an origami butterfly somewhat sloppily made out of a piece of white printer paper.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Okay, but is it racist if we make it so confusing that no one can pinpoint *why* it's racist? ...STILL? Goddammit."
Photo of a cheaply made action figure still in package. Card back says the line is "American Indians" and that the action figure has bendable joints. It also has an illustration of a man in a war bonnet on one side, and to the other a much lower quality illustration of a covered wagon being driven by a smiling white cavalry soldier and a very smiley, waving indigenous woman that he definitely didn't kidnap. The figure itself, despite the line's name, is a very, very white man with blonde hair wearing a skin tight blue sci fi bodysuit and holding a gigantic, modern shotgun. The only other accessory is a miniature totem pole.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Okay, doing one of these. Also, wow I wish I had more time so I could replay all of them.
My nine games grid, with the following games:
Star Wars Dark Forces 
Morrowind
Secret world legenda
Red Alert 2
Saints Row the Third
Saints Row 4
Life is Strange
Lost Records Bloom And Rage
Cyberpunk 2077
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, you still think Carmella isn't trans? Have you ever seen weirdos devote this much text to why a cis person doesn't have a place in their society? Checkmate, doubters.
A facebook post from a group about Count Chocula and the rest of the cereal monsters: When people say they dislike Carmella Creeper (the character) it's not that they hate the idea of the character. They very specifically dislike the design choices made for the character that makes her not fit in with the rest. 

She doesn't seem to have been designed by people understood the historical legacy of the existing characters, what worked about them, and what would need to be done to create a new character that fits into the existing ecosystem of the last 50 years.

If she has been more of an outdated looking witch dressed in Disco clothing she would have captured the same vibe   of Chocula, FrankenBerry, Boo Berry, Frute Brute, and Yummy Mummy, who at the time of their creation were already iconic concepts of monster archetypes that avoided being infuenced by modern pop culture tropes of the time of their creation. 

Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry and Frute Brute were all created in the 70s and their design didn't exploit anything we would associate with 70s pop culture. So when they did do a story where they went to a disco, THE MONSTERS GO DISCO in 1979, the contrast between monsters from the 1800s, made popular in the 20s/30s/40s/50s & 60s, really felt humorously out of place. 

With Carmella, they created a monster that existed in the present. Who looked like a goth from present day. Wouldn't it have been more fun if she was born in the 70s and dressed like an underground punk scene type who didn't realize that The Ramones or Sid and Nancy are no longer considered "NEW" 

The thing that stands out the most is they made her "cool".  These monsters are supposed to be afraid of each other, and humorously outdated, and not cool.

That being said, here's a cool Becca Whitaker take on Carmella for you fans out there.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And to be very clear, PEW PEW PEW!
A photo of my Defiant toy, with assorted other toys all around it.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Creation Museum Employee 1: You ever worry we made our Serpent too sexy? Creation Museum Employee 2, putting up sign: Why do you ask?
A photo of the anthropomorphic Serpent from the garden of eden, as depicted in the creation museum, next to a sign that says "Please do not touch the serpent."
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
She Who Must Be Obeyed, a stunning woman in a black dress with a golden crown, from the film She (1935)
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hetero couples that feel gay.
Kira and Odo from Deep Space Nine
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He...he thought this would help.
Part of a thread by Aaron "Work Gooner" Rodericks trying to defend his asinine toxicity scoring system: 

For context here, a user was responding in a thread to other users (unrelated to the original post) when they used the phrase "Trans rights or Trans camps. You chose the camps and you're blaming Dems" followed by profanity. 

> is this user toxic? undeniably yes.

Are they threatening trans users directly? No. Trans folks in the US have been targeted repeatedly. That's awful and you have my sympathy. 

Within the context of a single post we wouldn't consider it a direct threat or targeting a protected category. Ie send trans folks to concentration camps.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine sucking so hard at your job that "Everyone is making fun of this dork because his ideas suck so hard" becomes a trending topic on the website you work for.
Screenshot of bluesky trending topics:

5. Bluesky plans toxicity scores. Users mock Aaron Rodericks' plan to rate accounts by toxicity and limit visibility
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Including this on your retraction post is *phenomenal*
A screenshot of a reply to the post quoted in the quoted post, The Needle is adding on a "Support our journalism become a paid subscriber" link to their post about having to retract a deeply inaccurate article
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous Samus with text "You were a girl the whole time"
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh Bluesky...never change.
A blocked out user, replying to my quoted post: Accepting the partisan silencing of Macklemore is NOT neutrality.... Sheeran blew it. He effectively took sides.... And blames the promoter. Time for damage control... fence sitting will no longer suffice.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You and this lady should sit down and have a talk. Sounds like she's being ridiculous.
Post by literally the same person I'm responding to: "If you convince everyone that everyone who runs for office is a bad person, and you want not to be seen as a bad person, then you won't run for office even if you desperately want to do good things to help people, which means ONLY BAD PEOPLE wind up running for office."
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The Transformers do not endorse the views of the President" okay, great, yeah, it's very normal that you had to say that. This is an ordinary world where things make sense. It's normal that I'd wake up to an official statement from cartoon robots denouncing the man who has the nuclear codes.
Image from Hasbro's Instagram: Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness.
These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Screenshot from Young Frankenstein of Gene Wilder gesturing at the monster, who is yelling "Puttin' on the ritz" during their dance number.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These are my shiny rectangular children.
All three books in the Ghost Flower series arranged on a table.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
GHOST FLOWER BOOK 3: DESECRATION'S SONG - Out now! 🏳️‍🌈 Queer disasters ⛓️‍💥 An imprisoned God 👔Corporate monsters (regular) 👠Corporate monsters (hot) 💀 Death incarnate, and her friends 👻An ex you can't get out of your head. Available in ebook and paperback! books2read.com/u/mqyMV1
Marketing image for Ghost Flower verse 3: Desecration's Song. Background is a red tinted forest, image of the book cover to the right, which features a forest descending from the top, also tinged red, with a stencil style image of two women at the bottom, one is looking up with apprehension, the other standing behind her, wearing sunglasses and looking gloriously cunty. Shadowed hands surround them, reaching upward. To the left of the book reads "She sings desecration. She sings loss. She sings the death of the living gods, and the end of all things. Be not afraid."

Under the book text reads "Verse 3 of the Ghost Flower saga. Pre-order the ebook now!"
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Star Wars screenshot of Chewbacca, C 3 p o and r 2 d 2 sitting at the Holo game table, 3 p o originally saying "Let the wookie win" but now with a text bubble pointed down as if saying the quoted post.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jesus Christ I hate these people.
Me posting a fun post about writing: "Not going to lie, it's a lot of fun writing sweet, tender moments between two objectively terrible, repulsive individuals."

Some absolutely bag of blue wave bullshit replying: "And then one goes on to be president of the usa?"
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
LOL.
Screenshot of Jay, member of the Bluesky team and former CEO, at 919 with one vote
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Finally, confirmation that I have never done anything wrong and no one could ever be mad at me.
A clearsky screenshot showing me as blocked by 0 people.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Slapping this warning label on myself.
Warning: It is possible to survive this, but not unaltered.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
GHOST FLOWER BOOK 3: DESECRATION'S SONG - Coming September 8! 🏳️‍🌈 Queer disasters ⛓️‍💥 An imprisoned God 👔Corporate monsters (regular) 👠Corporate monsters (hot) 💀 Death incarnate, and her friends 👻An ex you can't get out of your head. Pre-order the ebook now! (Paperback soon!) books2read.com/u/mqyMV1
Marketing image for Ghost Flower verse 3: Desecration's Song. Background is a red tinted forest, image of the book cover to the right, which features a forest descending from the top, also tinged red, with a stencil style image of two women at the bottom, one is looking up with apprehension, the other standing behind her, wearing sunglasses and looking gloriously cunty. Shadowed hands surround them, reaching upward. To the left of the book reads "She sings desecration. She sings loss. She sings the death of the living gods, and the end of all things. Be not afraid."

Under the book text reads "Verse 3 of the Ghost Flower saga. Pre-order the ebook now!"
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Graham Chapman from Monty Python as the Colonel, looking stern and with a speech bubble added as if he's saying the quoted post.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
LOL "misuse." Like this wasn't literally the only reason these were made.
Bluesky trending topic "Teens misuse meta ai glasses. Report finds teen boys filming girls and classmates without consent using smart glasses.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ah yes, who doesn't remember gathering at Christmas to read about the Christ Ghild from the Book of Isaian
A laser cut wooden thing of the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus over a sign that says "For unto us a Ghild is born" citing Isaian 9:6
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I bought this at a DIY craft fair right before everyone started talking about trans Spidey.
A block print patch, white ink on black canvas of a comic book cover "The Amazing Transsexual Spider Woman" featuring a busty trans Spidey being attacked by Doc Ock's tentacles. A banner asks "She's out of estradiol & web fluid, can she beat Doc Ock??"
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Walking through the door on my way to fuck up your marriage.
A photo originally posted by the Audubon Society of a coopers hawk facing forward and strutting cuntily toward the camera, feathers flourishing behind it
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