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cowstian dior (her cream)

@pagongings.bsky.social
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aka maria aka max • she/her • 31yo • hanging out • @eliter4k.bsky.social is goated in my heart avi by @winded-wolf.bsky.social

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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 5h
i’m late but ooohhhhhh shit 🔥🔥🔥🔥👀👀👀
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FLAVOR FOLEY @flavorfoley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🪞 ANNOUNCEMENT 🪞 「MIRROR MODULATION」, the 2nd album from FLAVOR FOLEY, will release on October 11th, 2026! An idiosyncratic symphony of self reflection. Including tracks such as "Static" and "Ego Renegade Boy". 🔽PREORDER AND INFO🔽 flavorfoley.com/MM
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MIRROR MODULATION
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shredberg @shredberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This post was fact checked by real American Patriots

True
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
haha! *corrodes your spirit*
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i only know about choosin texas bc my girlfriend listens to the radio so i think it’s entirely reasonable to have never heard about it actually
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2008gayguy.bsky.social @2008gayguy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
legal and ethical disputes over music sampling is stupid as hell bc 90 % of the time I’ll listen to the original out of curiosity and it goes hard as hell
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good morning
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
work computer got me wanting to run linux 👀
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
human beings can do some truly incredible things, like taking an under-15-minute shower. always believe in yourself
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mads 🐼 @smadseli.northsky.social · 13/09/2026
let's have a bun with stand-in fish mama
mari and gon-chan sharing a bun
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
showing ash my linkin park music video from hs while she makes a tiny skirt
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i keep forgetting about this and thinking it must be over by now and it’s NOT. well i’m going to bed. sad for bloomf
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Δ ash @eliter4k.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
pervert!!
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samipeko🐱 @samipeko.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
billions must watch sayonara lara
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TYMB to the end baby #bb28
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if vsploosh is like a rat (sneaks into your backline and poops and bites and attacks you) sploosh neo is like a cockroach (sneaks into your backline and creates nests to infest your home, has a giant death laser like cockroaches used to have)
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WATCH OUT theres a guy undertale!!!
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
coastal elite over here 🙄
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/09/2026
Beautiful transgender women
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
rift of the necrodancer is DANGEROUS man i gotta watch myself or i just play it all day
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ahahaha get fucked loser
An article titled "Anti-Trans Dem Seth Moulton Loses Senate Primary to Outspoken Trans Ally Ed Markey in a Landslide"
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
devens this week #bb28 youtu.be/CcJdw73PYF8
youtu.be
Fuck sake ally
YouTube video by Craig89Muir
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
nocturna necrodancer please dm me
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🎀 Sylverpoint 🏳️‍⚧️ 🎀 @sylverpoint.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Game <<<<<< Game with playable girl character
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the new twist fully killing the momentum of the season maybe more than any other previous twist has feels on brand #bb28
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
rennie was robbed #bb28
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
girl where is this energy in your game? #bb28
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Δ ash @eliter4k.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
your 20s are for figuring out what kind of person you are your 30s are for learning all about the limits and needs of the human digestive system
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Δ ash @eliter4k.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
worm.
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Puppy-Kitty Thing @kittygirl33.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trixie Lulamoon is in a job interview, visibly nervous. The interviewer glances at Trixie's cutie mark, which has a piece of paper taped over it which says "I am good at filing papers"
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
gonna watch the avatar movie bc i’m high and have a low threshold to be entertained rn
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
question for anyone: what’s the best movie ip video game that a) follows or more or less follows the storyline of the movie and b) has its own plot
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
when i think about the future i get soscared
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don’t feel bad for him at all. You fully played yourself bro #TraitorsAU
Henry doing a teary-eyed confessional on traitors AU
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
aqua kinnie baby letsgoooooooo
Patience
Light blue soul

Even in the chaos of life, I never let wrath guide my next step.

Patience 58%
Integrity 44%
Determination 41%
Kindness 34%
Bravery 31%
Justice 25%
Perseverance 19%
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
do y’all remember that like. nintendo youtuber or whatever who was being a sex pest and messaged someone “Blargen” after they hadn’t responded for a while
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
duuuude i love the amazing digital circus
a screen showing two people made out of different inanimate objects such as a beach ball, the moon, a violin, a traffic cone - they are in a fluorescent lit room with a green carpet and white walls covered with sticky notes and a clock. there are security cameras in the corners and a trash can overflowing with crumpled up papers on the right side
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
*me trying to big myself up* some 20 year old would probably think i have “mommy vibes”
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
the way we are all laughing at her lmaooooo
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/08/2026
media when maga wins an election: we must travel the country and speak to these voters and extend empathy to them and give credence to their bigotry and false beliefs media when the left wins an election: is this the end of the american experiment
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My Toe Situation is CRAZY
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Return of the Cmonma... @cmonm... • 8mo
I'm 99% sure most executives think Al will be a thing that lets them type "give me something that will make all the money" and it will spit out a billion dollar idea. So a genie, they think it's a genie
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
if he saved someone from choking he’d be heimlich devens #bb28
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cowstian dior (her cream) @pagongings.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
jason for blockbuster part 2 #bb28
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