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Packy Smith

@packysmith.bsky.social
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Part-time pirate. Infrequent writer. GIF and meme connoisseur. Absurd wannabe funny guy. I love coffee, video games, comic books, sci-fi, tabletop RPGs, and nerdy stuffs. Fueled by sleep deprivation.

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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 3h
In a weird confluence of events, a mosquito just up and died on the wall in my home. Apparently, the poor creature was so worn out by existing that it didn’t even have enough energy to obey the laws of gravity.
A dead mosquito somehow attached to a wall.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 12h
What we didn’t understand at the time, was that “10 million strong and growing” wasn’t talking about kids eating Flintstones Kids Vitamins, it was specifically talking about the army of blood cells strong enough to combat the germs that come from drinking water from the hose…
A capybara holding a pistol on another capybara. This text is present:

* virus enters my body

The Flintstones vitamin I ate 20 years ago:
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 16h
You know, I don’t expect my body to to still act like it did in my 20’s, but it would be nice if my body didn’t constantly give me some new sensation/symptom to Google every few days.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today has required a lot of me, from car matters, to air conditioning repair, to navigating upset family, and seemingly everything else imaginable. I’m just gonna listen to Dido and try to let it all go. Perhaps tomorrow will be better…
Dido album cover “life for rent.” The song “White Flag” is playing.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This strategy makes it easier to tell people that I’m “going out” and doing stuff all the time, which makes my life sound 200% more interesting than it actually is.
A young Kermit the Frog leans against a brick wall. This text is present: “I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning or whatever…
Packy, in a giraffe hooded blanket, holding a coffee mug which reads, “mornings are for coffee & contemplation.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not an easy path those of us who are kind travel, however, when all is said and done I would rather be remembered for my kindness, compassion, and decency than for anything else I’ve done.
A marquee that reads, “SHOUTOUT TO PEOPLE WHOSE KINDNESS ISN'T A STRATEGY, BUT A WAY OF LIFE.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you ever need me, I'm always just 3 missed calls and 4 text messages away.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Picking just 9 albums was challenging, but I think I covered all the important bases for my tastes. This is my vibe and the albums I go back to regularly. If you dig these music selections, then we can chill, drink coffee, and jam some quality tunes. www.my9albums.com
MY9ALBUMS

1. Combustible Edison “I, Swinger”
2. They Might Be Giants “Flood”
3. Violent Femmes “Why Do Birds Sing?”
4. Seth MacFarlane “Once in a While”
5. Ultra Lounge “Bachelor Pad Royale”
6. Spacehog “The Chinese Album”
7. The Beatles “Abbey Road”
8. Talking Heads “Speaking in Tongues”
9. Michael Nesmith “Tropical Campfires”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t let her resting cuteness fool you. This kitten is absolutely plotting chaos and her next crime spree…
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brain no thinky no more. Must go sleepy times to recharge…
Image of a frazzled looking white kitten. This text is overlaid, “operating at 3% battery.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is not how I remember the X-Files, but I’m here for the reboot… #EatTheRich
Scully says, “Mulder, not everything is a direct result of late stage capitalism”

Mulder responds, “NO...SOME OF IT IS A DIRECT RESULT OF COLONIALISM”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes, I forget people actually think about me and that I’m a real person that other people know. To be fair, they only think about me like once a year, but it’s pretty wild when it happens.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s kinda like the word “fetch.” They are trying to make it happen.
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Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
Alt: Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing is impossible, simply mathematically improbable. As DM, if I tell you to roll a d20 and you hit a natural 20, I will let you do the impossible. I’m in the business of making a great experience for the players, including epic victories. Thats the beauty of playing a TTRPG.
Watchmen meme

Rorschach says, “A natural 20 shouldn't be automatic success; some things are impossible.”

Dr. Manhattan replies, “If it's not possible, don't make them roll dice.”

Dr. Manhattan destroys Rorschach.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s not very useful in conversations, but it is one of my super powers…
A smiling person is thinking, “Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid convo based off of words you said”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was told to “do what I love” today, so I’m drinking coffee and avoiding responsibility…
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m cooked, fam. It’s only 2 days into October, and already I’m not sure if I’m gonna be able to complete this challenge…
An orange cat stares at you and says, “This month I'm doing a Challenge called "October" It's where I try to make it through everyday of October.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wish I had the startup necessary to open a place like this. I imagine there is a good community of people that would really vibe with this concept. #WritingCommunity
In Japan, a new trend called Jucy Book Rave has people going to nightclubs just to sit quietly & read books while a DJ plays ambient music
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like there’s a sleep inside of me that needs to be slept, but every time I go to sleep I do not ever seem to achieve that much needed sleep.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Share something spooky, scary, freaky, or creepy to kick off the month! 🖤🎃🖤
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Jason Voorhees: Friday The 13th Icon
Alt: Jason Voorhees: Friday The 13th Icon
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t worry about me. I’m fine. I’m just having an allergic reaction to living.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m actually pretty cool to hang out with, you’ve just gotta give me like 4, maybe 5, times to get it right…
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every person under my command owes me Cornell 7 scalps, and…”
Lt. Aldo Raine says, “I want my Cornell 7 scalps.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eyes Wide Shut
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Eyes Wide Shut: Sleeping Woman and Mask - Stanley Kubrick
Alt: Eyes Wide Shut: Sleeping Woman and Mask - Stanley Kubrick
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The unholy amount of intense emotions I’ve swallowed in order to remain kind and civil, would have made a less disciplined person explode.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the goal isn't to amass large sums of wealth. the goal is to be able to replace a broken appliance or fix the car without having to rearrange my entire financial life.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good days start with coffee, but I drink it all day long, just in case…
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your brain doesn't need more cheap dopamine. It needs connection, sunshine, nature, water, rest, exercise, and some good music. Coffee or tea helps.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th October 1st
Dean Craig Pelton in a shirt and tie outfit Dean Craig Pelton in a devil costume
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Accurate #StarTrek #StarWars
A HELPFUL GUIDE TO
STAR WARS vs STAR TREK
• DON'T START WITH THE
'FIRST' MOVIE, LET ME TELL YOU WHERE TO START
• LOOKS LIKE RUSTED FARM EQUIPMENT IN SPACE
• IN SUMMARY: THE PAST WAS HORRIBLE
• JJ ABRAMS RUINED IT
• DON'T START WITH THE FIRST SEASON, LET ME TELL YOU WHERE TO START
• LOOKS LIKE A CRUISE SHIP IN SPACE
•IN SUMMARY: THE FUTURE IS INCREDIBLE
• JU ABRAMS RUINED IT
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m at that crucial part in my own character growth arc where I have identified my flaws and the problems that need to be solved, but I’m feeling shackled by the years of poor decisions that led me to the circumstances I find myself in. Nothing I’m trying to fix is working.
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Samuel L. Jackson: I'm Tryin' Ringo
Alt: Samuel L. Jackson: I'm Tryin' Ringo
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mission failed. We’ll get ‘em next time…
A meme with a watery-eyed sad looking cat with these words, “When you planned to change your life in January, but now it’s almost October…”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She is right. The song “Radiohead” by Talking Heads is better than anything recorded by the band Radiohead. I said what I said.
A man at a music store says, “I love Radiohead.” A woman next to him replies, “Me too.” The man is thinking about the various albums recorded by the band Radiohead. The woman is thinking about the song Radiohead by the band Talking Heads.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Name a tv show from before 1980.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the kind of punk Christianity I can get behind.
They hated Jesus because he told the truth.

Jesus says, “POSER. POSER. POSER. youre all posers. none of you are real punks.”

*Matt 5 27-28 The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dear Me, When I sighed audibly and asked, “how could this get any worse?” I was being sarcastic, not putting in an order. Sincerely, Myself
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know this is a shot in the dark, but if you know of any remote Recruiter job opportunities where you work, let me know. I am still working (been there 7 years), but the handwriting is on the wall and I think it’s time line something new up before the other shoe drops.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Post a horror movie with a one word title 👻
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Thanksgiving Movie Turkey Mascot Pointing
ALT: Thanksgiving Movie Turkey Mascot Pointing
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy National Coffee Day to those who celebrate.
A person carrying a ridiculously oversized cup full of coffee. This text is present, “May your coffee kick in before reality does - happy National coffee day”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The answer is no. Good morning or whatever…
Doctor: Are you getting enough rest?
Me: (an image of a haggard and perplexed looking long haired white cat)
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Relatable, Steve. I too, have lost my grip on sanity…
Steve the Otter is being interviewed. He is asked, "Steve, what has helped you not to go insane this year?" Steve answers, "Nothing. I am insane."
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I randomly think about this specific comic strip, and it is 100% how I sing “Ms. Jackson” when I hear it.
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)
Never meant to make your daughter cry
BABY WAIT
WER TOON
BASED ON A TWEET BY @UNALY
I am four eels
Epstein did not commit suicide
ILLUSTRATEDINTERNET.COM/@DAM/_LEE
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes, it feels like I’m an adult in the same way that a tomato is a fruit…
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things have gotten so bad that the pot of gold is at a McDonald’s inside a Walmart…
A rainbow ends at a McDonald’s
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coffee certainly can’t make my mood worse. Happy Monday, or whatever…
An image of a monster drinking an iced coffee with this text present, “Me thinking a coffee is going to magically put me in a good mood.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m trying, David. I’m trying. #DavidLynch
David Lynch saying, “If you have a dream, never let go of it. Just hold onto it and keep working toward it.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🖤
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Public Service Announcement:
An image of J Jonah Jameson getting ready to pound his fist down on his desk. This text is present, “Real men don't hit you up late at night demanding photos of your naked body. Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding photos of Spiderman.”
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