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Packy Smith

@packysmith.bsky.social
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Part-time pirate. Infrequent writer. GIF and meme connoisseur. Absurd wannabe funny guy. I love coffee, video games, comic books, sci-fi, tabletop RPGs, and nerdy stuffs. Fueled by sleep deprivation.

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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 5h
Me too, Jupiter. Me too…
An image of the planet Jupiter. This text is present, “Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 115 moons”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 11h
I know it’s hard for the younger generations that didn’t grow up with Blockbuster to understand, but it was a better time for the overall enjoyment of entertainment media and renting movies with friends was far better than binge watching streaming content and chatting on discord.
John Cena contemplating his retirement meme:

1995: Drive to Blockbuster and pray the last copy is still on the shelf.

2025: That movie you wanna watch isn't on any of your 17 streaming services you pay for, but you can rent it for $9.99 though.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Accurate. Dark humor like this is the only way I know how to relate to the younger generation.
Star Trek The Next Generation meme

“Gen X trying to make friends with the younger generations.”

Geordi La Forge listens as Data says, “You may experience the emptiness with me if you wish.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Been a long time since I’ve been pulled over by a traffic cop, but this seems like an appropriate response. What could possibly go wrong?
A man in a car pulled over by a police officer. This dialogue exchange occurs:

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Me: Look, if you forgot, I'm not reminding you, dude."
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down Letting the days go by, water flowing underground Into the blue again, after the money's gone Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Johnny from the Shining is wearing David Byrne’s oversized suit from the Talking Heads tour and is typing this on the typewriter:

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
True story
Kermit the Frog flipping the bird to his smartphone. This text is present:

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR PAYMENT"

ME:
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would also add Coffee and Video Games to this list of things that matter.
Rob from the film High Fidelity saying, “Books, records, films... These things matter.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok. I admit it. It’s me. I love candy corn. I can eat them till I’m sick to my stomach. If you have candy corn that you don’t want, just put ‘em in a box and mail ‘em to me.
An image of many pieces of candy corn with this text present:

AIGHT WE GOTTA SETTLE THIS BEFORE HALLOWEEN STARTS. WHO ACTUALLY LIKES THESE.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is 100% how my brain treats me
A black and white cat cat looks over a fall colored nature landscape. This text is present, “I know you're going through a lot right now but here is a gentle reminder that you did this to yourself”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bet you didn’t have Trump instituting a District of Columbia House CD scam on your midterm elections bingo card… #Midterm_Elections
BREAKING:
Trump announces that if the republicans retain control of both the house and the senate, he will send you ten CDs for just one penny.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is why I have to check my social media feed every few hours…
A man surrounded by two women says, “THEY'RE CALLED MEMES, THEY TURN ALL YOUR BAD FEELINGS INTO GOOD FEELINGS”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m well aware of this, Usagi, but I don’t know how to turn the thinking off…
Sailor Moon says, “Thinking isn't going to get us anywhere.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In a weird confluence of events, a mosquito just up and died on the wall in my home. Apparently, the poor creature was so worn out by existing that it didn’t even have enough energy to obey the laws of gravity.
A dead mosquito somehow attached to a wall.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What we didn’t understand at the time, was that “10 million strong and growing” wasn’t talking about kids eating Flintstones Kids Vitamins, it was specifically talking about the army of blood cells strong enough to combat the germs that come from drinking water from the hose…
A capybara holding a pistol on another capybara. This text is present:

* virus enters my body

The Flintstones vitamin I ate 20 years ago:
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today has required a lot of me, from car matters, to air conditioning repair, to navigating upset family, and seemingly everything else imaginable. I’m just gonna listen to Dido and try to let it all go. Perhaps tomorrow will be better…
Dido album cover “life for rent.” The song “White Flag” is playing.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This strategy makes it easier to tell people that I’m “going out” and doing stuff all the time, which makes my life sound 200% more interesting than it actually is.
A young Kermit the Frog leans against a brick wall. This text is present: “I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning or whatever…
Packy, in a giraffe hooded blanket, holding a coffee mug which reads, “mornings are for coffee & contemplation.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not an easy path those of us who are kind travel, however, when all is said and done I would rather be remembered for my kindness, compassion, and decency than for anything else I’ve done.
A marquee that reads, “SHOUTOUT TO PEOPLE WHOSE KINDNESS ISN'T A STRATEGY, BUT A WAY OF LIFE.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Picking just 9 albums was challenging, but I think I covered all the important bases for my tastes. This is my vibe and the albums I go back to regularly. If you dig these music selections, then we can chill, drink coffee, and jam some quality tunes. www.my9albums.com
MY9ALBUMS

1. Combustible Edison “I, Swinger”
2. They Might Be Giants “Flood”
3. Violent Femmes “Why Do Birds Sing?”
4. Seth MacFarlane “Once in a While”
5. Ultra Lounge “Bachelor Pad Royale”
6. Spacehog “The Chinese Album”
7. The Beatles “Abbey Road”
8. Talking Heads “Speaking in Tongues”
9. Michael Nesmith “Tropical Campfires”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t let her resting cuteness fool you. This kitten is absolutely plotting chaos and her next crime spree…
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Brain no thinky no more. Must go sleepy times to recharge…
Image of a frazzled looking white kitten. This text is overlaid, “operating at 3% battery.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is not how I remember the X-Files, but I’m here for the reboot… #EatTheRich
Scully says, “Mulder, not everything is a direct result of late stage capitalism”

Mulder responds, “NO...SOME OF IT IS A DIRECT RESULT OF COLONIALISM”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing is impossible, simply mathematically improbable. As DM, if I tell you to roll a d20 and you hit a natural 20, I will let you do the impossible. I’m in the business of making a great experience for the players, including epic victories. Thats the beauty of playing a TTRPG.
Watchmen meme

Rorschach says, “A natural 20 shouldn't be automatic success; some things are impossible.”

Dr. Manhattan replies, “If it's not possible, don't make them roll dice.”

Dr. Manhattan destroys Rorschach.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s not very useful in conversations, but it is one of my super powers…
A smiling person is thinking, “Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid convo based off of words you said”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m cooked, fam. It’s only 2 days into October, and already I’m not sure if I’m gonna be able to complete this challenge…
An orange cat stares at you and says, “This month I'm doing a Challenge called "October" It's where I try to make it through everyday of October.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wish I had the startup necessary to open a place like this. I imagine there is a good community of people that would really vibe with this concept. #WritingCommunity
In Japan, a new trend called Jucy Book Rave has people going to nightclubs just to sit quietly & read books while a DJ plays ambient music
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every person under my command owes me Cornell 7 scalps, and…”
Lt. Aldo Raine says, “I want my Cornell 7 scalps.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th October 1st
Dean Craig Pelton in a shirt and tie outfit Dean Craig Pelton in a devil costume
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Accurate #StarTrek #StarWars
A HELPFUL GUIDE TO
STAR WARS vs STAR TREK
• DON'T START WITH THE
'FIRST' MOVIE, LET ME TELL YOU WHERE TO START
• LOOKS LIKE RUSTED FARM EQUIPMENT IN SPACE
• IN SUMMARY: THE PAST WAS HORRIBLE
• JJ ABRAMS RUINED IT
• DON'T START WITH THE FIRST SEASON, LET ME TELL YOU WHERE TO START
• LOOKS LIKE A CRUISE SHIP IN SPACE
•IN SUMMARY: THE FUTURE IS INCREDIBLE
• JU ABRAMS RUINED IT
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mission failed. We’ll get ‘em next time…
A meme with a watery-eyed sad looking cat with these words, “When you planned to change your life in January, but now it’s almost October…”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She is right. The song “Radiohead” by Talking Heads is better than anything recorded by the band Radiohead. I said what I said.
A man at a music store says, “I love Radiohead.” A woman next to him replies, “Me too.” The man is thinking about the various albums recorded by the band Radiohead. The woman is thinking about the song Radiohead by the band Talking Heads.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Name a tv show from before 1980.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the kind of punk Christianity I can get behind.
They hated Jesus because he told the truth.

Jesus says, “POSER. POSER. POSER. youre all posers. none of you are real punks.”

*Matt 5 27-28 The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy National Coffee Day to those who celebrate.
A person carrying a ridiculously oversized cup full of coffee. This text is present, “May your coffee kick in before reality does - happy National coffee day”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The answer is no. Good morning or whatever…
Doctor: Are you getting enough rest?
Me: (an image of a haggard and perplexed looking long haired white cat)
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Relatable, Steve. I too, have lost my grip on sanity…
Steve the Otter is being interviewed. He is asked, "Steve, what has helped you not to go insane this year?" Steve answers, "Nothing. I am insane."
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I randomly think about this specific comic strip, and it is 100% how I sing “Ms. Jackson” when I hear it.
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)
Never meant to make your daughter cry
BABY WAIT
WER TOON
BASED ON A TWEET BY @UNALY
I am four eels
Epstein did not commit suicide
ILLUSTRATEDINTERNET.COM/@DAM/_LEE
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Things have gotten so bad that the pot of gold is at a McDonald’s inside a Walmart…
A rainbow ends at a McDonald’s
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coffee certainly can’t make my mood worse. Happy Monday, or whatever…
An image of a monster drinking an iced coffee with this text present, “Me thinking a coffee is going to magically put me in a good mood.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m trying, David. I’m trying. #DavidLynch
David Lynch saying, “If you have a dream, never let go of it. Just hold onto it and keep working toward it.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Use a vid, GIF, or pic to describe your mood today! 🖤
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Public Service Announcement:
An image of J Jonah Jameson getting ready to pound his fist down on his desk. This text is present, “Real men don't hit you up late at night demanding photos of your naked body. Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding photos of Spiderman.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It me. I’m Bigfoot’s long lost cousin, Javafoot. Only coffee tames the beast in me. Keep me caffeinated and it’s all good.
“Me if I don't get my daily minimum of 1400mg of caffeine” 

An artist’s image of Bigfoot traveling through a swamp.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t have two wolves inside of me, I have this unhinged gremlin that makes me say all these weird things. So, if you enjoy my posts be sure to say thanks to the gremlin as well.
An image of a person’s profile. They are labeled “Me.” Inside the profile is a shown section of the brain and spine, except they are missing and some sort of gremlin creature labeled, “The thing that makes me post weird shit online” is there instead.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tis the season, after all…
Pumpkins and candles with this text present, “I'm fueled by spookiness, inappropriate humor, and coffee.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw a bucket list concert tonight, pretty much by random luck (I actually won free tickets and I never win anything). BabyMetal put on one helluva terrific show. Ears are still ringing. If you love metal and have a chance to go see them, I would definitely encourage you to do so. #BABYMETAL
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It do be like this sometimes…
“What doesn't kill you makes you sit like this at 4 AM”

A pixel art image of a woman sitting upright in bed with a contemplative expression.
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happens to me all the time… #writingcommunity
A man labeled “ME” is holding hands with a woman labeled “My Work-In-Progress” whilst staring at another woman labeled “Irresistible New Book Idea.”
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
100% true. It hasn’t happened to me yet, but this will be the true indicator of whether I have come into a windfall or not.
When I win lottery I will not tell anybody, but there will be signs

(4 images: dental work, eye exam, therapy, and being examined by a doctor)
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Packy Smith @packysmith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a United States Representative I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig chicks with power.”
“What would you do if you got elected to Congress, Lauren?”

Lauren Boebert:
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