Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 12hCan’t believe they’re making clothes exclusively for heterosexual people in this day and age… 020
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“How did World War III start, Dad?” “Well, son, it all started when the Premier League found Manchester City guilty of 114 breaches of financial regulations.” “But didn’t Man City become genuine contenders and end the big five’s previous domination?” “Shut up and eat your irradiated Huel.” 120
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is it weird if someone finds the close cropped hair (female) goalkeeper off of Ted Lasso hot as fuck? Asking for a friend. 120
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Currently on a Scottish Widows webinar about pensions. The host has an accent just like Lorraine Kelly. Unreal. I wonder if her husband is still alive too…? 030
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Whilst having a clean up of the old photo gallery, came across this which I obviously nicked from somewhere as I thought it was cool. You might too, so tearing and sharing… 130
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Maybe I’m being wildly optimistic, but I reckon if Man City get relegated after this financial scandal malarkey, England should try and sign this Erling Haaland fella. We’d win Club World Cups and whatnot in no time with him upfront banging shots past the goaltender. 040
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Haven’t even seen it yet, but gotta keep the collection complete, innit? 050
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Had to reflect, but ultimately felt a bit disappointed with the Oasis doc. Any counterpoints? boxd.it/gjkvOlboxd.itA ★★★ review of Oasis: Don't Look Back in Anger (2026)It’s… fine. To be honest, I was a bit disappointed. Yes, the songs are incredible and captured really well, but you rarely get the entire performance, usually coming in late or finishing earlier, quit... 000
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not an avid gamer, especially online (but I do have a PS5 and have had every previous iteration). That said, this forthcoming change pisses me off but doesn’t surprise me; it also make me wonder what’s next. It seems almost everything is a subscription these days, like it or not. Fucksake. 200
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It’s so cute the way this hound peaks around the corner to see if it’s time for a treat. 060
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Might buy this just to kick around the living room. 110
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Pickled Onion Monster Munch are god tier crisps and I have nothing further to say on this subject. Carry on scrolling. 110
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Walking the hound just then and passed a lady who looked at him and said in a cutesy, baby voice: “Hello, gorgeous.” To which I replied: “Hello.” She didn’t laugh. MY POWERS ARE GONE!!! 020
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The art on this Doomlord trade paperback is phenomenal. So lifelike - almost photorealistic. Unreal. 010
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Watching A Star Is Born (1976) on iPlayer and can’t believe how much of a rip-off it is of A Star Is Born (2018); even the plot beats are the same. Fucksake. I bet they sing Shallow soon - the shameless bastards. 030
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I just bought the entire New 52 Snyder Batman run off the Bay, and I’m not even drunk!!! 030
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“Beware the moon, lads. keep clear of the moors.” 260
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Finally, an action figure you can justify keeping in the packaging. Indeed, actually buying it * just * for the packaging. 020
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026PSA for any UK muckers interested… I’ve just learned the third season of Interview with the Vampire, now retitled The Vampire Lestat to reflect the next book, is now available, in its entirety, on iPlayer. Haven’t watched it myself yet, but loved the first two seasons… 000
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Watching Reservoir Dogs (again). Still arguably Tarantino’s finest hour. However, did notice Lawrence Tierney’s address book musings wouldn’t be a thing today - all of these contacts would just be in his phone (and scrolling through would be kinda boring as a plot device). 151
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Watching The Descent in 4kizzle. It’s scary as fuck and they haven’t even gone down into the caverns yet. Hold me. 020
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Watching The Wolf Of Wall Street (again). It’s a comfort blanket. Do we all know the guy who plays Steve Madden is Dustin Hoffman’s son? 010
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Just got a work email saying I failed a fake phishing test so as a consequence, I have to take an online course to enhance my awareness of phishing emails with an embedded link to take me straight to the course. I reported it as a Phish Mail. Obviously. You’re not gonna get me twice, motherhubbards! 020
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I doonnnt now why their ssayingg dont loook at tha sunnndurong this eklips. I just starred att it four a few minnits and mine eye s are finnne. 020
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As we enter what is widely considered the weekend for most, the notion turns to ‘takeaways’, so let’s consider what that means. Tak means convenience, at your disposal, if you will. Eaway means you’ll have it wherever you can so the two together it’s disposable wherever. Literal food for thought. 🤔 010
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If we don’t get dialogue like this in the forthcoming MCU X-Men film, I’m demanding my money back. 040
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I was today years old when I noticed the Y in the Sony logo is asymmetrical… 010
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Despite the near three hour runtime, didn’t do any more wees, which is good. Fuller thoughts here, if you’re interested. If you’re not interested, that’s fine, too. TLDR - it’s spectacularly good. boxd.it/flovZrboxd.itA ★★★★★ review of The Odyssey (2026)Holy shit. Pure cinematic perfection. Nolan gets it right in every way. From the non-linear way he tells the story, a stacked cast who absolutely embody their roles and a style of movie-making no one ... 050
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026 ̶D̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶c̶r̶y̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶,̶ ̶A̶r̶g̶e̶n̶…̶ I’m sorry. I can’t go through with it. Lame, even by my low standards. 030
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Me reading Deliveroo reviews, emphatically agreeing in my head and then realising I posted it. 040
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I blame the BBC. They were in the UK for every other match before and guess what? We got what we needed. Tonight they’re there in the You Ess of Eh and we lose. Fucksake. That’s me boycotting the licence fee. 130
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Right. That’s it. I’m never listening to my Evita soundtrack ever again. Dirty fouling bastards. 250
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Couldn’t be arsed to go out and get lunch so have made a pie fajita with mushy peas instead of refried beans. Ingenuius or madness? Perhaps both. 130
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Really hope this England match doesn’t go to extra time as I have a sarnie in the fridge with a use by date of 11 July. If it goes beyond midnight I have a possible food poisoning problem as can’t eat whilst the match is happening. 450
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This heatwave is a ballache but it does give us some spectacular sunsets. 081
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026PSA for UK muckers… You may have seen this already, but the entirety of the Alan Partridge back catalogue is now on iPlayer. Just watched the first episode of Knowing Me, Knowing You off of 32 years ago. Still funny AF, and somewhat prescient. 130
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Fourth of July to all my ‘American muckers who celebrate! 020
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026PSA: Project Hail Mary is now available to stream on Prime as part of the service, not VOD. You’re welcome. 030
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Right. That’s it. I’m never drinking Um Bongo ever again. 140
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Went to see the new Maid of Might movie yesterday and while I didn’t LOVE it, there was a lot to like. Further thoughts, if you can be arsed to indulge me, are here. Or there, 👇 innit. Padam padam. boxd.it/f16Grzboxd.itA ★★★ review of Supergirl (2026)I liked it, but I didn’t love it, which in itself was somewhat disappointing. My main takeaway was that the script felt underbaked, which went against the promises Mister Gunn fired when he announced ... 120
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026static.klipy.comFriends Chandler: I Knew It!Alt: Friends Chandler: I Knew It! 110
Pablo Tiley @pablo-tiley.bsky.social · 17/06/2026This World Cup on at the moment is a bit tense; feels like it needs another two or three goals for England to settle the nerves. 000
