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Dr. Problematic

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World’s Youngest Dilbert Licensee

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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 01/10/2026
I too am angry that China stole the South China Sea from America. Next they’ll be stealing our Lake and Gulf too
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 29/09/2026
#RIPBOZO #packwatch
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 27/09/2026
Okay, here’s the deal with PW, the first time around I missed the tapes. I always got way more of a “this game is missing an ending” feeling from PW than MGSV, and this seems to be why
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 27/09/2026
MAN ON FIRE (2004) tried its best, but could not outdo COLLATERAL DAMAGE (2002)
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 17/09/2026
The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it “Roundtine”
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 17/09/2026
Look, if the GPL goes away that just means your donations to software projects will be used to actually develop the software, not patent-troll the software’s other users
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 15/09/2026
What did Onstad know...
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 13/09/2026
I have a completely opposite feeling towards the standard GameFaqs greetz-and-life-story preamble than I do towards the “in my grandma’s village” preamble of an online recipe
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 11/09/2026
My dad and grandma were so distracted by the TV that I was able to sneak computer time all night playing Flight Simulator. I won’t deny I crashed my P-40 into some things
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 10/09/2026
I was in 4th grade when 9/11 happened and for some reason we had to have a class debate about whether the hijackers qualified as martyrs the next week
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 10/09/2026
If I do wind up getting a Trump check I will mail it directly to Hezbollah
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 10/09/2026
There’s a reason people recycle the “Edelweiss” melody and not e.g. the “Climb Every Mountain” melody. The “Edelweiss” lyrics just aren’t that good and the music begs for better
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 09/09/2026
Nothing like a long walk in hot weather to make a poop just explode out of your butt
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 07/09/2026
Please stop showing me mislabeled Larouche Organization content.
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 05/09/2026
December 31, 1983: #Trump Tower is the most world-famous place in the world
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 03/09/2026
Don’t anyone let Lisa Simpson look at the news today
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 02/09/2026
I just watched a 1983 episode of This Old House that zoomed on and panned across the World Trade Center several times before teasing that the next episode would be about Trump Tower
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if you have poison, you really gotta hand it to laura loomer
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 28/08/2026
Portable Ops is the better game, whatever its relation to “canon” is. Peace Walker is practically unfinishable
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 28/08/2026
I have a poster of a bitchin’ Trans-Am in my living room because I’m a free American who hates ICE
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 27/08/2026
if Obama hadn't done that video where he says "Thanks Obama" after failing to dunk a cookie in milk, I think I'd hate him 30 percent more
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 26/08/2026
This is the plot of many L. Ron Hubbard short stories, fwiw. Plucky smartass gets famous by investing in "space" and winds up owning billions of intergalactic slaves
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 26/08/2026
Bicycle discourse is exactly equivalent to "the enterprise vs. the millennium falcon" discourse. It's so Not Up To Us that it might as well be science fiction
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 26/08/2026
Alan Woof
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 25/08/2026
here's an option: put your neck in this guillotine
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 24/08/2026
I just need the little plugin or whatever that tells you how many times someone has posted/replied in the last 48 hours
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 21/08/2026
installing whatever random VS Code extension I feel like as the cloud architect of a security org
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 19/08/2026
And they have exquisite mouthwatering burritos on them
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 18/08/2026
Took several false starts and an entire day, but I managed to replace my manual TLS PKI with step-ca and certbot
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
this is the hardest post ive ever had to make. i hope everyone can rally around me. my wife has left me for the dad from bluey
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 13/08/2026
GOT KICKED OUT OF STARBUCKS AGAIN TODAY. YOU GUESSED IT,
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 13/08/2026
Hmmm, okay
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
seems like people these days would rather be cold and let ice deport foreigners than listen to Cold As Ice by Foreigner
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 11/08/2026
Reading between the lines, the marines killed a kid in Iraq because he totally owned some IQ 60 jarhead with a basic prank
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 10/08/2026
just browsing wikipedia
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 01/08/2026
Adam Friedland lost a lot of hair…
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 31/07/2026
Did I ever watch Winter Kills? I have no idea. I figure I must have but I have zero recollection of it
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 29/07/2026
50 day devotional for the number of years Steve McQueen lived
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 28/07/2026
I thought this was about myanmar
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 23/07/2026
There really is nothing that makes Americans angrier than hearing the phrase “I am vegan,” huh?
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 21/07/2026
I hate GCP. bad UI and very confusing product names
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 19/07/2026
I bought two and they were both too small
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 13/07/2026
I've been doing the Bill Maher "new rule" voice every time I walk someone through making a firewall rule over the last couple weeks. Nobody has called me on it yet
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 10/07/2026
Thanks to the Iran war, it’s nearly impossible to find an 18-inch pistol rug
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 09/07/2026
Double helping of borsch and extra thick bread tonight
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 08/07/2026
Tagging @killhamster.bsky.social because ifti pod doesn’t appear to have a blue sky. This is what a Garficcino is
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 07/07/2026
Graham Platner is creating all this drama because too many people were asking “where’s Virgil?”
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 01/07/2026
The WinNT service/management interface is better than the SysV interface, but systemd is better than WinNT. Go figure
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 30/06/2026
It's harder than I thought it would be to smash a bunch of propane bottles with a sledgehammer
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