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Dr. Problematic

@p-ti.me
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 8h
Piss Flags. Because of how Lake Erie smells
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 03/10/2026
I get what Kojima was going for with not pausing the game when you have the weapon/item menus open, but the execution is flawed. The switcher just isn’t ergonomic enough in PW. The MGSV approach was basically flawless because it had way less friction
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 02/10/2026
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 02/10/2026
it would not surprise me if they had
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 02/10/2026
You didn’t catch Lisa’s monologue on the Simpsons three weeks ago?
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 02/10/2026
Congrats on her move to the board of Lockheed!
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 02/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 02/10/2026
I played the new Bon jovi table in August, it was sick
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 01/10/2026
my Saudi Aramco calendar says that's also the day "Lionel Messi wins the record-breaking eighth Ballon d'Or in 2023"
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 01/10/2026
we are truly in the Awesome Culture millennium
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 01/10/2026
I too am angry that China stole the South China Sea from America. Next they’ll be stealing our Lake and Gulf too
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 30/09/2026
tiles look awful in that grid arrangement rather than staggered... it says right on the box not to do them like that
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 30/09/2026
I always forget the awful wallpaper
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 29/09/2026
The division bell is my favorite album, maybe after momentary lapse of reason. But saucerful of secrets is the most listenable
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 29/09/2026
www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23p... says "decided July 1, 2024" right at the top
supremecourt.gov
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 29/09/2026
It's constitutional and legal for the president to shoot the supreme court with a machine gun and kill all the justices (Trump v. United States, 2024)
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 29/09/2026
Collateral Damage ran so Man On Fire could amble
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 29/09/2026
Dude is one of the most dishonest people in Utah, so it’s very satisfying to find out he doesn’t even make as much money as I do. I never even had to cheat!
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 29/09/2026
#RIPBOZO #packwatch
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 29/09/2026
Hey man. They keep moving the colonoscopy age down, I wouldn’t be so certain about that
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 28/09/2026
I have at least one, “kiss them for me” by siouxsie Sioux
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 28/09/2026
Society is disintegrating primarily because we no longer broadly share a reality in which iTunes downloads matter
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 27/09/2026
The disguise system, too
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 27/09/2026
ecoflow and anker are legit but I’ve never heard of any of the others
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 27/09/2026
I miss the PO free roam too. They should have retained that in PW
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 27/09/2026
Okay, here’s the deal with PW, the first time around I missed the tapes. I always got way more of a “this game is missing an ending” feeling from PW than MGSV, and this seems to be why
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 27/09/2026
MAN ON FIRE (2004) tried its best, but could not outdo COLLATERAL DAMAGE (2002)
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 26/09/2026
The one positive aspect of the neuromancer world was that Braun seemed to be making a lot more products (Braun being one of the brands Steve Jobs allegedly learned this from)
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 25/09/2026
missing "free gratis"
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 25/09/2026
even just post-uncanceled family guy is better than at least 40 of the shows on this list
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 25/09/2026
no way the bear is better than family guy
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 23/09/2026
The windows are great, because they’re capable of reflecting the American flag
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 22/09/2026
Blast from the motherfucking past
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 21/09/2026
LRH is so bad
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 20/09/2026
Real heads know it automatically respawns every 90 seconds, unless you build the field ops constructions
baserace.pk3
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 18/09/2026
this mf said paleontogoly
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 17/09/2026
I actually used to wash mine in the sink all the time. Even after the screen cracked it took a long time to finally start malfunctioning
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 17/09/2026
The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it “Roundtine”
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 17/09/2026
Look, if the GPL goes away that just means your donations to software projects will be used to actually develop the software, not patent-troll the software’s other users
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 15/09/2026
What did Onstad know...
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 13/09/2026
I have a completely opposite feeling towards the standard GameFaqs greetz-and-life-story preamble than I do towards the “in my grandma’s village” preamble of an online recipe
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 12/09/2026
They’ve stolen the secret of OILIX and you’re laughing. The strait is closed, this is NOT the time for high spirits
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 12/09/2026
Axis bombers could navigate by the sound of squeaky hinges, so the U.S. govt liberally distributed Houdini lube to citizens
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 12/09/2026
I eat a lot of the Amy’s ones and you really do have do the rigamarole of puncturing the plastic and stirring it at the right time
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 12/09/2026
I feel like a lot of the results have to do with whether you follow the instructions on the box or just jam the “one minute” button on the microwave
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 12/09/2026
I think he did the same bit for Andrew Cunanan
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 11/09/2026
My dad and grandma were so distracted by the TV that I was able to sneak computer time all night playing Flight Simulator. I won’t deny I crashed my P-40 into some things
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 11/09/2026
coward shit, too. "I wanna fight this war but I don't want anyone shooting at me"
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 11/09/2026
we need a "Rulers of the Free World Posting Their L's" account I guess
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Dr. Problematic @p-ti.me · 11/09/2026
even on the strength of his prior CV (podcaster) he should know that!
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