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Ozymomdias

@ozymomdias.bsky.social
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Long time odd duck, mom of many, AuDHD, homeschool alumni, in Alaska, “like one of those people who is SERIOUS about church” PCA

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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rolling up to Aleyska feeling like a right pleb because there are so many glitzy Navy folks in this lobby prepping for the commissioning tomorrow
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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bounced the idea for this essay off of my husband while we were making dinner one night. “I don’t know that Mom Rock is really a thing,” he said. “What do moms even listen to? Taylor Swift?” I don’t think he was very prepared for my gleefulness as he fell into my trap. @lindsayfickas.bsky.social
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Is There a Mrs. Dad Rock?
Exploring whether there can ever truly be a “mom rock”
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s been said a million times but saying Suno solved music is like saying you’ve solved soccer by installing a conveyor belt that delivers the ball directly to the net and expecting people to buy tickets
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing is, the other bears won't tell you to keep quiet so you don't ruin the bear's reputation or career
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NYT: Mary Peltola cusses! She’s a meanie! She has a weird pet that has to be fed weird stuff! Alaska: Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit.
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What’s scary is I can see a version of myself becoming Lorenz - one raised with no sense of scarcity or denial as virtue. Sure it would be fun to be on my phone forever and never feel even a little cold! When “feels good” becomes synonymous with “good for me”, things can get crazy
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A free book table full of middle grade fiction hates to see me comin
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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“To be a mom, I rearranged my life. At first, I had to concentrate on her with every fiber of my being, protect her at all cost. Now she needs to pull away, which she does—a little bit more each day. I have to learn how to focus elsewhere more and more. It feels like a trick.”
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I No Longer Laugh at Amy Poehler's “Cool Mom” Character In Mean Girls. Because, Now That I’m a Mom of a Teen Girl, I Basically Am Her.
The uncool “cool mom” deserves some understanding, not our scornful laugh.
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So what I am gathering from the whole Macklemore the hero into Macklemore the milkshake duck brouhaha today is that people are discovering in real time that somebody can take a genuine stand for something good without it making them a flawless hero
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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are thrilled to announce that @lilyehirsch.bsky.social has joined The Pom's creative team! www.the-pom.com/p/new-editor...
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New Editor on the Pomegranate Team!
Lily Hirsch joins our crew.
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hooted and also hollered my way through this thread
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Coyote placing the last brick in the new wine-cellar wall, sealing Roadrunner inside. He smiles, then goes to leave the cellar. It’s dark; he feels for a door, panic rising as he realizes he has sealed the wall from the wrong side. He holds up a sign reading “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR!”
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Artificial intelligence, my ass - come to me when Face ID knows who I am without my glasses on
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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“What I’ve learned […] is that you get to pick one thing that is important to you and your family, and you fight for that one. Maybe two, if you’re lucky and have a LOT of energy. But that’s it.” Guest essay by Zoe Thorne @zoethorne.bsky.social www.the-pom.com/p/the-myth-o...
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The Myth of the Easy Baby
There are the battles you choose to fight, and those that aren’t worth the price of winning.
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Grew up: Mississippi - I lived close to the Coon Rapids Dam Now: Kenai
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looked up that cream cheese recall and lucky for me, it’s NYC only. And lucky for NYC, they can log on to their socials of choice and proudly post “what other city on earth can you get listeria from your schmear??”
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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Pom team is excited to welcome Kylie, @ozymomdias.bsky.social, to our ranks as Social Media Manager! @amycolleen.bsky.social is actually letting go of a task for once (#eldestdaughter) and focusing energies on writing/editing, so Kylie will be your point person here and on FB/IG going forward. 🥳
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Why does the cheap fake maple syrup have flow limiters on the bottles and real maple syrup never does? The one I’m concerned about them dumping everywhere is the one that’s like a dollar an ounce
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not proud of it, but as a virtual assistant I took my boss’s boating safety course for him. He paid me a bonus for that over my regular salary and I felt guilty about it so I put it into a cryptocurrency and it immediately fell. Sorry ETH holders for ruining your bag with my ill gotten boat safety $
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Marked safe from having Dan Sullivan show up at my church today
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anna Karenina hardest hit
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At a bonfire with a new mom and a pregnant first time mom last night, and the new mom mentions how difficult she’s finding it to adjust to life with a baby who “can’t be put down”. I’m nodding along when the pregnant gal interjects - “but wait - *why* can’t you put him down??”
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Theobros and right wing culture warriors constantly complain that "America hates white Christians" but idk man, I'm watching an entire nation mourn Dolly right now. Maybe people just can't stand YOU
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey God I know that generally I don’t like to tell you how to do your thing but you took the wrong TV personality with the big fake blond do
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have eaten the muffins in a calm manner which you probably thought I would eat in an agitated manner Forgive me I cannot eat muffins in an agitated manner The butter would get on my cuffs
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Reading @alaskabeacon.com’s excellent voter guide and gubernatorial candidate Michael Gilbert’s answers left me nauseated. Let’s get this straight, divorce tourism to an Alaska promising no alimony and no child support unavoidably will harm women & children.
MICHAEL GILBERT (R)
Absolutely NOT. We should eliminate child support and alimony for all residents of Alaska and give 50/50 custody automatically barring ANY harm to the child/children's well being and transport to be provided, as well as care by the custodial parent, the state can charge the greater of $1,200 or 1-2% of net worth for a divorce, thereby bringing divorce tourism, new business and tax revenue, potentially lowering property tax and increasing home values.MICHAEL GILBERT (R)
As I said before, we NEED divorce tourism to help boost our economy, trust me it would take off, thereby increasing our state budget to a surplus status!MICHAEL GILBERT (R)
Again, ELIMINATE child support and alimony, this WILL bring business, jobs, an influx of residents and A LOT more staying, especially if we eliminate property tax for paid-off homes!
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Curious if other ladies are noticing this - are “dressy” clothes getting far more either feminine/garden party or lounge-adjacent? I’m trying to find academic uniform pants for my women’s size 8 teenager and I’m inundated with pull-ons, super wide legs, linen or slouchy knits
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Marry Me chicken is just butter chicken with oregano instead of ginger
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Never teach your elementary student principles of improv unless you want them turned against you
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The kids all got 3D printed toys at the market today, and in the car on the way home, they were working on names for them
(Redacted) got an octopus and the children loudly informed us all, as I attempted to merge onto the highway, that they were calling it Octopussy
I said "nope you are not, I'm sorry I have to veto Octopussy" and we go back and forth a couple times on it
And then (redacted), in the tone of
a 9 year old who perceives themselves as being eminently diplomatic, says "Mom do you remember what you taught me about "yes, and"?"
I'm so sorry but I simply cannot
"yes, and" Octopussy
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
c.org/GWVh65YS7q @hankgreen.bsky.social have you seen this?
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Sign the Petition
Maintain bedside Pediatric ICU Physicians at Community Medical Center
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I canned jelly for the first time yesterday! I had a friend help me can apple butter a couple years ago but she handled almost all of the actual canning so this was my first solo voyage. I made a small batch of peony jelly from my backyard flowers and managed to seal 6 out of 7 quarter pints!
A woman holding a bouquet of light pink peonies. she is wearing a pink windbreaker, black gloves, a black dotted lace chapel veil across her face, and a pink straw sun hat An extreme closeup of a pink peony
An extreme close up of a pink peony with yellow stamens visible in the centerLooking down into a black enamelware water bath canner at 7 small jars resting on a silver wire rack, covered in water. Steam is rising from the water.
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
WTF???? Why is one of the largest churches in Anchorage ALASKA displaying the confederate battle flag at an Independence Day event??? And why is Senator Dan Sullivan a participant in such an event with such a display???
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey so are all of the millennial women rocking and crying in a corner about the renewed thin-is-in, ozempic culture stuff that’s gearing up now or is that just me and my friends
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
There's a little piece of personal news buried in this (re)introduction, and you heard it here first. www.amy-colleen.com/p/hey-guys-w...
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hey guys welcome (back) to my channel
New week, new subscribers, new introduction
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Somebody needs to get Sarah Vance some deep conditioner. You may be MAGA and a hack but there’s no excusing that frizz, girlfriend. #akleg
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
well I heard there was a cyclospore that found its way to the grocery store but you never eat lettuce before it goes bad, do ya well we needed a scapegoat for it all and Taco Bell, it took the fall but Taylor Farms was the one who sold it to ya hallelujah
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t tend to think about what I’d say if I met someone like Trump or Netanyahu. They are terrible but the chances are slim. I think a lot about what I’d say to Mike Dunleavy should our paths ever cross.
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Jake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hey all, I’m trying to give my classroom a sick fantasy theme this year, and could use some help with decor and supplies. If you’re able and so inclined, consider checking out my classroom wish list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Amazon.com
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Revenge of the Sith. Literally so terrible I didn’t return to theaters until the Corenswet Superman last summer
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
On the Sterling Hwy in Soldotna, there are two Mexican restaurants directly across from each other. Both recently closed and then reopened under new management (a story in itself). It’s been a topic of community discussion about which one is better. Seen today on FB -
Facebook post in “Kenai Food Club” - name of poster blacked out
“Although they have pretty good food Papi’s is the big fat no for me with Mary paltola (sic) being in the same building. I hate communists.”
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My sky orange My salad infectious My economy recession Knicks in ‘27!
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Y’all complain about centrists but could a partisan come up with this concept?
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Spock Says 'I Think Not!' in Star Trek TOS
Alt: Spock Says 'I Think Not!' in Star Trek TOS
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There’s something strangely beautiful about how both right wing, sovereign citizen types and left wing, antifa types both use the same tech to keep their communications away from the Feds
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Whyyyyyyy are we doing this, this is the wrong direction, please read ANY of the science
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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Billy the Kid is certainly the most famous and perhaps even the only outlaw to go by TWO goat names at the same time
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When your church does a weekly communion service, you can go to church AND day drink
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cheese and cracker moms, rise up. Apple sauce pouchie moms, come together. Gogurt mamas, it is our time. Cyclospora has brought down the berry mom, the cutie mandarin mom, and the celery stick mom. It is our world now.
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If you want a definition of rape culture, just catch up with the Platner story
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Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I have 5 kids before 40, a floral blouse, and a teacup; where is my fucking NYT profile?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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