Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Rolling up to Aleyska feeling like a right pleb because there are so many glitzy Navy folks in this lobby prepping for the commissioning tomorrow 030
Reposted by OzymomdiasThe Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I bounced the idea for this essay off of my husband while we were making dinner one night. “I don’t know that Mom Rock is really a thing,” he said. “What do moms even listen to? Taylor Swift?” I don’t think he was very prepared for my gleefulness as he fell into my trap. @lindsayfickas.bsky.socialthe-pom.comIs There a Mrs. Dad Rock?Exploring whether there can ever truly be a “mom rock” 1124
Reposted by OzymomdiasRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s been said a million times but saying Suno solved music is like saying you’ve solved soccer by installing a conveyor belt that delivers the ball directly to the net and expecting people to buy tickets 211630
Reposted by OzymomdiasAmy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The thing is, the other bears won't tell you to keep quiet so you don't ruin the bear's reputation or career 1506
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 25/09/2026NYT: Mary Peltola cusses! She’s a meanie! She has a weird pet that has to be fed weird stuff! Alaska: Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit. 060
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What’s scary is I can see a version of myself becoming Lorenz - one raised with no sense of scarcity or denial as virtue. Sure it would be fun to be on my phone forever and never feel even a little cold! When “feels good” becomes synonymous with “good for me”, things can get crazy 150
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A free book table full of middle grade fiction hates to see me comin 180
Reposted by OzymomdiasThe Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“To be a mom, I rearranged my life. At first, I had to concentrate on her with every fiber of my being, protect her at all cost. Now she needs to pull away, which she does—a little bit more each day. I have to learn how to focus elsewhere more and more. It feels like a trick.”the-pom.comI No Longer Laugh at Amy Poehler's “Cool Mom” Character In Mean Girls. Because, Now That I’m a Mom of a Teen Girl, I Basically Am Her.The uncool “cool mom” deserves some understanding, not our scornful laugh. 192
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So what I am gathering from the whole Macklemore the hero into Macklemore the milkshake duck brouhaha today is that people are discovering in real time that somebody can take a genuine stand for something good without it making them a flawless hero 1141
Reposted by OzymomdiasThe Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We are thrilled to announce that @lilyehirsch.bsky.social has joined The Pom's creative team! www.the-pom.com/p/new-editor...the-pom.comNew Editor on the Pomegranate Team!Lily Hirsch joins our crew. 194
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hooted and also hollered my way through this thread 030
Reposted by OzymomdiasJake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Coyote placing the last brick in the new wine-cellar wall, sealing Roadrunner inside. He smiles, then goes to leave the cellar. It’s dark; he feels for a door, panic rising as he realizes he has sealed the wall from the wrong side. He holds up a sign reading “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONTRESSOR!” 0177
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Artificial intelligence, my ass - come to me when Face ID knows who I am without my glasses on 060
Reposted by OzymomdiasThe Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“What I’ve learned […] is that you get to pick one thing that is important to you and your family, and you fight for that one. Maybe two, if you’re lucky and have a LOT of energy. But that’s it.” Guest essay by Zoe Thorne @zoethorne.bsky.social www.the-pom.com/p/the-myth-o...the-pom.comThe Myth of the Easy BabyThere are the battles you choose to fight, and those that aren’t worth the price of winning. 062
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Grew up: Mississippi - I lived close to the Coon Rapids Dam Now: Kenai 250
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Looked up that cream cheese recall and lucky for me, it’s NYC only. And lucky for NYC, they can log on to their socials of choice and proudly post “what other city on earth can you get listeria from your schmear??” 040
Reposted by OzymomdiasThe Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Pom team is excited to welcome Kylie, @ozymomdias.bsky.social, to our ranks as Social Media Manager! @amycolleen.bsky.social is actually letting go of a task for once (#eldestdaughter) and focusing energies on writing/editing, so Kylie will be your point person here and on FB/IG going forward. 🥳 1102
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why does the cheap fake maple syrup have flow limiters on the bottles and real maple syrup never does? The one I’m concerned about them dumping everywhere is the one that’s like a dollar an ounce 2121
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not proud of it, but as a virtual assistant I took my boss’s boating safety course for him. He paid me a bonus for that over my regular salary and I felt guilty about it so I put it into a cryptocurrency and it immediately fell. Sorry ETH holders for ruining your bag with my ill gotten boat safety $ 021
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Marked safe from having Dan Sullivan show up at my church today 090
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 27/08/2026At a bonfire with a new mom and a pregnant first time mom last night, and the new mom mentions how difficult she’s finding it to adjust to life with a baby who “can’t be put down”. I’m nodding along when the pregnant gal interjects - “but wait - *why* can’t you put him down??” 4141
Reposted by OzymomdiasAmy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Theobros and right wing culture warriors constantly complain that "America hates white Christians" but idk man, I'm watching an entire nation mourn Dolly right now. Maybe people just can't stand YOU 411123
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hey God I know that generally I don’t like to tell you how to do your thing but you took the wrong TV personality with the big fake blond do 090
Reposted by OzymomdiasAmy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I have eaten the muffins in a calm manner which you probably thought I would eat in an agitated manner Forgive me I cannot eat muffins in an agitated manner The butter would get on my cuffs 2437
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Reading @alaskabeacon.com’s excellent voter guide and gubernatorial candidate Michael Gilbert’s answers left me nauseated. Let’s get this straight, divorce tourism to an Alaska promising no alimony and no child support unavoidably will harm women & children. 150
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Curious if other ladies are noticing this - are “dressy” clothes getting far more either feminine/garden party or lounge-adjacent? I’m trying to find academic uniform pants for my women’s size 8 teenager and I’m inundated with pull-ons, super wide legs, linen or slouchy knits 150
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Marry Me chicken is just butter chicken with oregano instead of ginger 130
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Never teach your elementary student principles of improv unless you want them turned against you 2140
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 31/07/2026c.org/GWVh65YS7q @hankgreen.bsky.social have you seen this?c.orgSign the PetitionMaintain bedside Pediatric ICU Physicians at Community Medical Center 022
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I canned jelly for the first time yesterday! I had a friend help me can apple butter a couple years ago but she handled almost all of the actual canning so this was my first solo voyage. I made a small batch of peony jelly from my backyard flowers and managed to seal 6 out of 7 quarter pints! 170
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 25/07/2026WTF???? Why is one of the largest churches in Anchorage ALASKA displaying the confederate battle flag at an Independence Day event??? And why is Senator Dan Sullivan a participant in such an event with such a display??? 0104
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Hey so are all of the millennial women rocking and crying in a corner about the renewed thin-is-in, ozempic culture stuff that’s gearing up now or is that just me and my friends 1110
Reposted by OzymomdiasAmy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026There's a little piece of personal news buried in this (re)introduction, and you heard it here first. www.amy-colleen.com/p/hey-guys-w...amy-colleen.comhey guys welcome (back) to my channelNew week, new subscribers, new introduction 3212
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Somebody needs to get Sarah Vance some deep conditioner. You may be MAGA and a hack but there’s no excusing that frizz, girlfriend. #akleg 040
Reposted by OzymomdiasAmy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026well I heard there was a cyclospore that found its way to the grocery store but you never eat lettuce before it goes bad, do ya well we needed a scapegoat for it all and Taco Bell, it took the fall but Taylor Farms was the one who sold it to ya hallelujah 512331
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I don’t tend to think about what I’d say if I met someone like Trump or Netanyahu. They are terrible but the chances are slim. I think a lot about what I’d say to Mike Dunleavy should our paths ever cross. 051
Reposted by OzymomdiasJake @waveturtlejake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Hey all, I’m trying to give my classroom a sick fantasy theme this year, and could use some help with decor and supplies. If you’re able and so inclined, consider checking out my classroom wish list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...amazon.comAmazon.com 142
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Revenge of the Sith. Literally so terrible I didn’t return to theaters until the Corenswet Superman last summer 010
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 16/07/2026On the Sterling Hwy in Soldotna, there are two Mexican restaurants directly across from each other. Both recently closed and then reopened under new management (a story in itself). It’s been a topic of community discussion about which one is better. Seen today on FB - 240
Reposted by OzymomdiasJosiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My sky orange My salad infectious My economy recession Knicks in ‘27! 2281
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Y’all complain about centrists but could a partisan come up with this concept?static.klipy.comSpock Says 'I Think Not!' in Star Trek TOSAlt: Spock Says 'I Think Not!' in Star Trek TOS 050
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 15/07/2026There’s something strangely beautiful about how both right wing, sovereign citizen types and left wing, antifa types both use the same tech to keep their communications away from the Feds 160
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Whyyyyyyy are we doing this, this is the wrong direction, please read ANY of the science 370
Reposted by OzymomdiasAmy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Billy the Kid is certainly the most famous and perhaps even the only outlaw to go by TWO goat names at the same time 2314
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When your church does a weekly communion service, you can go to church AND day drink 2100
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Cheese and cracker moms, rise up. Apple sauce pouchie moms, come together. Gogurt mamas, it is our time. Cyclospora has brought down the berry mom, the cutie mandarin mom, and the celery stick mom. It is our world now. 1306
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 08/07/2026If you want a definition of rape culture, just catch up with the Platner story 060
Ozymomdias @ozymomdias.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I have 5 kids before 40, a floral blouse, and a teacup; where is my fucking NYT profile? 060
Reposted by Ozymomdiasjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner. 249137102818