Reposted by Baby face JohnsonMossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026thinking about this post again 2242601397
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Your coffee will be served with a smile but on the inside I’m making this face 030
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026First day back at the barristery so instead of the gym I’m sitting in the dark doomscrolling and eating dill pickle burritos 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don’t really have anything to flex but I am feeling pretty good about today’s cardio session 020
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If you see this post a witc With bonus slayerstatic.klipy.comAmy And Buffy Amy The RatALT: Amy And Buffy Amy The Rat 000
Reposted by Baby face JohnsonJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am so so scared you guys 1131213
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I started reading the wandering inn and it is so cute so far. With the caveat that it does have some whiplash level darkness 130
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Forgot that I should literally never shave my face 🫤 020
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just got back from my vacation and it feels like I undid all my hard work at the gym. So instead of being slutty have some mountains 121
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m having a depressive, so I’m sharing pit, which will surely cure me 131
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve been doing an hour of cardio a day for the last week and a half (sometimes two hours) hoping I start to see the results soon 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Doing my first reread while I work on being less of a Louis 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hear me out, Jennifer Tilly as Samantha in the Dungeon Crawler Carl show… That’s it, that’s the skeet 020
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Look, I think that people are whatever they say they are, but if you are asking to blow me on tinder maybe straight isn’t the adjective for you 🫤 001
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll. 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with me and then I remember i spent a few months of my childhood sleeping down the hall from a room filled with porcelain dolls 🤷♂️ 020
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Anyways two people I dated are now celebrating their one year anniversary And I am sooooooooooo happy for themmedia.tenor.coma man sits on a couch holding a cup of coffeeALT: a man sits on a couch holding a cup of coffee 110
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 14/02/2026My Valentine’s Day double feature is going to be The Lobster And Stepford Wives (the upsetting 70’s one) How bout yours? 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Tinder: for when you feel like pretending you’re better than Grindr 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 31/01/2026In todays behind the times heated rivalry and the long game are trash and I’m buying the rest of the books tomorrow and then probably the dvds when they exist and maybe making this stupid horrible franchise my entire personality.media.tenor.coma black and white drawing of a man with his arms crossed making a sad face .ALT: a black and white drawing of a man with his arms crossed making a sad face . 030
Reposted by Baby face JohnsonRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps. McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay. Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay. See the problem? 701201617443
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Finally a silksong boss doing parenting quokka style like in the original game 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Did I support this artist because the cheeks are cheeking, mayhaps, but also the album is actually pretty dece 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Anyways my province is introducing two tier healthcare and a bunch of idiots are doing hate speech about ‘actually that’s a good thing and poor people should just decrease the surplus population yada yada yada’ send noods 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Aggressively complimenting the photography skills of some guy who shared an album without saying hi first 🫤 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Want some great fantasy books that aren’t going to fund a hateful asshole? The Last Binding Trilogy by @freyamarske.bsky.social is amazing The Simon Snow trilogy by Rainbow Rowell is awesome The Worst Witch and its sequel series are on Tubi for free The Magicians trilogy by Lev Grossman 110
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 24/11/2025What’s the difference between change and growth? And how do you explain it to someone who thinks asking someone to change at all is an act of domestic war? 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I just feel like maybe a government that wants poor people to die is maybe fundamentally misunderstanding the point of governmentmedia.tenor.coma woman in a blue sequined suit is standing in front of a wooden doorALT: a woman in a blue sequined suit is standing in front of a wooden door 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 19/11/2025If you see this QTP with a game that transports you back to your childhood 020
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Playing steel soul while I finally wait for silksong to download 😍 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Shameless Sunday, feel free to tell me I’m pretty 🥺 071
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025This is the world we live in and I’m supposed to just not wallow in the depression? 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Somehow I’m watching Rob Lowe and his twink children hunt ghosts with a white guy calling himself a shaman 🫤 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Somebody tell this beefcake that funny is for average looking people 🤨 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Willing to be an extroverts DUFF if it means they will bring me to where people are sometimes 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025She doesn’t just serve looks, she also saaaaaaaangs. But she does turn the f*ck out of looks 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I get that the apps are what they are, but like… what alternative is there if I want to find someone I can talk to AND blow their back out? 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Look at my slutty little chest and tell me I’m not boyf material 🥺 031
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Couldn’t find the sugar bowl so now I’ll need to date a gross actor with an eye tattooed on his ankle and hunt orphans 000
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Post something random or you’ll have an awful November 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025The one thing I’ve enjoyed about 2025 is waist up job interviews 010
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Life is hard today. Please send memeseses 000
Reposted by Baby face JohnsonIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/10/2025PROTIP: If your fan circle is exclusively male, it's not because the fans of the property in question are exclusively male! It is a You Problem! And whether or not you accept that is fully irrelevant, as is your perspective! 146981
Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 25/10/2025If you need a good cry ‘I kill giants’ is on Tubi 010