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Baby face Johnson

@ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social
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Will show ankle for likes and follows We made up gender and you can use whatever pronouns you like if you tag me 🤷‍♂️ Horny on main so be 18+

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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Your coffee will be served with a smile but on the inside I’m making this face
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
First day back at the barristery so instead of the gym I’m sitting in the dark doomscrolling and eating dill pickle burritos
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don’t really have anything to flex but I am feeling pretty good about today’s cardio session
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see this post a witc With bonus slayer
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am so so scared you guys
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I started reading the wandering inn and it is so cute so far. With the caveat that it does have some whiplash level darkness
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Forgot that I should literally never shave my face 🫤
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just got back from my vacation and it feels like I undid all my hard work at the gym. So instead of being slutty have some mountains
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m having a depressive, so I’m sharing pit, which will surely cure me
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been doing an hour of cardio a day for the last week and a half (sometimes two hours) hoping I start to see the results soon
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doing my first reread while I work on being less of a Louis
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hear me out, Jennifer Tilly as Samantha in the Dungeon Crawler Carl show… That’s it, that’s the skeet
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look, I think that people are whatever they say they are, but if you are asking to blow me on tinder maybe straight isn’t the adjective for you 🫤
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Decided I’m over being tubby
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Woke up to the feeling of vindication
Statler and Waldorf sitting in their box at the muppet showMe: I’m the one on the left
Some former twink: okay I love how I re install this app and I see that I missed this gem from JUNE rofl emojix2 genuinely just cracked up laughing in bed 
Me: Right? I’m hilarious AND sexy. What a catch
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with me and then I remember i spent a few months of my childhood sleeping down the hall from a room filled with porcelain dolls 🤷‍♂️
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Anyways two people I dated are now celebrating their one year anniversary And I am sooooooooooo happy for them
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My Valentine’s Day double feature is going to be The Lobster And Stepford Wives (the upsetting 70’s one) How bout yours?
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
New V, who dis?
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Tinder: for when you feel like pretending you’re better than Grindr
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Whaley Queen of the Woke @simonwhale.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
What a weirdly pleasant day
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
In todays behind the times heated rivalry and the long game are trash and I’m buying the rest of the books tomorrow and then probably the dvds when they exist and maybe making this stupid horrible franchise my entire personality.
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If I had to see this we all have to
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps. McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay. Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay. See the problem?
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Finally a silksong boss doing parenting quokka style like in the original game
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Did I support this artist because the cheeks are cheeking, mayhaps, but also the album is actually pretty dece
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Anyways my province is introducing two tier healthcare and a bunch of idiots are doing hate speech about ‘actually that’s a good thing and poor people should just decrease the surplus population yada yada yada’ send noods
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Aggressively complimenting the photography skills of some guy who shared an album without saying hi first 🫤
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Want some great fantasy books that aren’t going to fund a hateful asshole? The Last Binding Trilogy by @freyamarske.bsky.social is amazing The Simon Snow trilogy by Rainbow Rowell is awesome The Worst Witch and its sequel series are on Tubi for free The Magicians trilogy by Lev Grossman
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
What’s the difference between change and growth? And how do you explain it to someone who thinks asking someone to change at all is an act of domestic war?
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I just feel like maybe a government that wants poor people to die is maybe fundamentally misunderstanding the point of government
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
If you see this QTP with a game that transports you back to your childhood
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Playing steel soul while I finally wait for silksong to download 😍
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Shameless Sunday, feel free to tell me I’m pretty 🥺
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
This is the world we live in and I’m supposed to just not wallow in the depression?
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Somehow I’m watching Rob Lowe and his twink children hunt ghosts with a white guy calling himself a shaman 🫤
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Somebody tell this beefcake that funny is for average looking people 🤨
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Willing to be an extroverts DUFF if it means they will bring me to where people are sometimes
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
She doesn’t just serve looks, she also saaaaaaaangs. But she does turn the f*ck out of looks
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I get that the apps are what they are, but like… what alternative is there if I want to find someone I can talk to AND blow their back out?
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Look at my slutty little chest and tell me I’m not boyf material 🥺
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Couldn’t find the sugar bowl so now I’ll need to date a gross actor with an eye tattooed on his ankle and hunt orphans
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The one thing I’ve enjoyed about 2025 is waist up job interviews
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Life is hard today. Please send memeseses
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
PROTIP: If your fan circle is exclusively male, it's not because the fans of the property in question are exclusively male! It is a You Problem! And whether or not you accept that is fully irrelevant, as is your perspective!
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Baby face Johnson @ozymandiaslegs.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
If you need a good cry ‘I kill giants’ is on Tubi
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