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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 5h

We didn’t realize it until he pulled up to someone else’s house

Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

My new favorite curse word is “fuckass.” I’ve been using it like crazy. Fuckass Taylor Swift albums. Fuckass Indiana Fever fans. Fuckass Tiffany Tr*mp. Fuckass fuckass fuckass

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Went 💃 behind 💃 tvee 💃💃💃

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

We got in someone else’s uber. 💀

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I already told my boss I’ll be logging off early on Friday! I have already used a lot of PTO this year so this is my little cheat

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

We’re seeing Paul Oakenfold and Crystal Method. I asked P who the opener was and he was like “I don’t remember.” … it’s Liquid Todd.

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m mentally checked out because my bday is actually a week from tomorrow

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You can also use this on a dating app 😹

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My birthday is a week from today and I’m already kind of mentally checked out

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ugh, received confirmation tonight that my mom also hates me.

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

One of the funniest lines in hocus pocus is when the bus driver goes “no I wouldnst”

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Captains log: no sign of intelligent life

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’ll have to insist that you are protected by a couple inches of glass. You’re a tough guy, but if a sting ray can take down Steve Irwin, it can take down any of us

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

She’s not the victim, bro. She lured someone to her death, slaughtered her, and paraded her remains around. Innocent until proven guilty? Absolutely. But this bitch did it and she was proud. Sucks to suck.

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Anyone who is surprised Glen Powell is MAGA can take a long walk off a short pier

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

LJ is in Chicago singing “I’ll Be There.” I love this kid

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We know we belong to the land And the land we belong to is grand! And when we say Yeeow! Ayipioeeay! We're only sayin' You're doin' fine, Okrahamblone! Okrahamblone O.K.!!

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It’s like 5:30 AM and I can’t sleep. She appears to be country now. And her new album comes out in 2 days

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wonder what she’s up to these days! Maybe I’ll Google it in the morning

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yet another instance of cute aggression. We wouldn’t be a good human-cat match because you’re way too independent and I’m way too codependent

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Kyle Chandler should work more. We love Kyle Chandler. (Oh good god I hope he doesn’t have allegations. If he does, I don’t know about them)

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I got my Covid and flu shots yesterday. I feel fine today, except my bones are very slightly creaky and the Covid arm still hurts a little. But I’m about to woe is me throughout our attorney meeting later so maybe no one will ask me any favors today 🤐

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Watching Evil Dead Burns and I feel like Brenda in Scary Movie 2

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My anxiety is the worst it’s been in years. I’m gonna get moving and see what happens but I very well may be calling out of work today if I can’t get my shit together

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

PF Changs listing calories on their menus is terrorism

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Watching the 1983 Twilight Zone movie

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s available for rent on streaming if it’s easier!

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

He’s an abuser ✌️ Zach Bryan can jump up my ass and die. But sure, go performative team!

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When a British person says CWAHSAWNT I want to throat check them. You colonized how many countries and don’t bother to pronounce their words correctly? But yeah, if it’s French people, sure

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh good. We’re gonna have a maga Barbie

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Thinking about this more, though, we’re all about to cut up on these flights real bad. I love my MIL. She is (first of all, very loving) so funny and fun. I’m glad we’re not sitting in an exit row because no, we probably wouldn’t pay attention in an emergency

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You should YouTube it if you ever need a little bit of wholesome family fun from the 90s.

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR 3 PEOPLE TO BE IN THE AIR FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS TOTAL, ROUND TRIP

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So every year P and I rotate families during holidays. One year his mom gets Christmas and my parents get Thanksgiving, the next year the opposite. This year my parents get Thanksgiving and we booked our flights tonight, which is way earlier than we usually do, because P’s mom is joining us.

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I saw some random straight man post on Threads about how handsome he found John Stewart from Lanterns with a goatee and I was like “ha ha, I appreciate the humor”… now I’m watching the episode and I, a demisexual, can see it

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Mona Lisa Vito @outofnames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Orangetober!! I have a little daily planner where I write my to-do list and every day in October I write the date in orange. And I turn the “O” into a pumpkin with a little green stem

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