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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out today. Some new moves from the Reigns boys but continued excellence. That 'America' tune is a bit of an earworm
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A bit of both, or some kind of slacker shrug that combines the two. 20 y/o "so, everything didn't go miraculously well then?" Me 'Not so much, that's not really how it works' 20y/o "Had my suspicions that was the case. Didn't kill yourself though" Me 'No. The impulse fades a bit over time'
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"There is trouble 'til the robins come" 40 ❤️ youtu.be/GQztzN-FDLU?...
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Blue Velvet - Robins of Love
YouTube video by weakilluminations
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jennifer Jason Leigh? That's disappointing. Although I'm not sure I'd really care what she had to say about much of anything really. Same for the rest. Genocide-deniers. Bin.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Once again Kazfest be bringing the chaos next weekend. Radge punk, electronic weirdness, double drum hoodoo and lots more nonsense. Also cake. www.ticketsource.com/purple-pixie...
Promo poster for Kazfest this coming Saturday featuring Irked, A'Bear, K.Whyte, Rattle and others
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EchoesAndDust @echoesanddust.com · 11/09/2026
Review | The Exbats - My Dinner With Crumar by @ouchmonkey.bsky.social "Absolutely glorious homemade pop music. Get on the bus with this new record, let a little light into your dark, cold, world." echoesanddust.com/2026/09/the-...
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nobody knows the band Chat Pile? The wild shirtless lyrics of Raygun Busch? The deliciously vicious guitar of Luther Manhole? The bong rattling bass of Stin? The competent drum work of Cap’n Ron? @chatpileband.bsky.social @theflenser.bsky.social @echoesanddust.com
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just scrollin', I see how everything continues to be awful just about everywhere. Meanwhile, today in joyful, life affirming, pop news... @theexbats.bsky.social youtu.be/rL4cVXVPmN8?...
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Falling Into Something - The Exbats
YouTube video by The Exbats
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 09/09/2026
Underground hero and Sly & The Family Drone bandleader Matt Cargill sits with Jon Buckland to discuss the free jazz, hip hop, horror and noise that has shaped his life. Matt Cargill’s Favourite Albums buff.ly/tJ8IrB1
Black and white photograph of Matt Cargill of Sly & The Family Drone, wearing a baseball cap with a wire fence out of focus in the background.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death" Morning beautiful youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM?...
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Godspeed You Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues
YouTube video by sonikku dammit
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
10 acts you’ve seen as support acts: Happy Mondays Pavement Mudhoney Pixies Mercury Rev Stereolab The Sundays My Bloody Valentine The Young Gods Hole I tend not to indulge these things but this caught my eye. Seem to have got stuck in a particular line of thought. Tempted to go much more obscure
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"G men, T men, revenue too, Searchin' for the place where he made his brew..." ##FallFriday youtu.be/L27UBL57Up0?...
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White Lightning
YouTube video by The Fall - Topic
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Excellent long read piece on Ballard. As always, these things make me want to re-read him but this is also strong on current resonances
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This gets worse when they start behaving like they're some sort of standard that younger bands, attempting very different things, do not meet. Korn were shit. System of a Down were shit. Stop it.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Seems accurate enough
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Morning bandcampers! Inez channels her inner disco diva on splendid new Exbats tune "I Only See You When I'm Dancing" Garage disco emancipation from keyboard heavy new album 'My Dinner With Crumar' #BandcampFriday #Exbats #IndieMusic youtu.be/MFGhRmAOsNM?...
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I Only See You When I'm Dancing - The Exbats
YouTube video by The Exbats
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
❤️
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Lisa Simpson Mumbles
Alt: Lisa Simpson Mumbles in the backseat
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Sumlin @sumlin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Incoming on Wrong Speed! "The Antigeist" is the 8th transmission from mysterious Somerset sibling duo REIGNS. It sees Reigns expand to a quartet with drummer Rob Ellis (PJ Harvey, Marianne Faithfull) and bassist Joe Thompson (Hey Colossus, AAA Gripper) Listen to "On Fumes" here:
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Reigns - "On Fumes" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Wrong Speed Records
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Hourly Twin Peaks @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 03/09/2026
They weren't big things, they were little things.
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S02E04 Episode 11: Laura's Secret Diary October 20 1990
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What I managed to resist putting in the review, considering their take on '...Rainbow', is - imagine how great a Sly version of 'Careless Whisper' could be? Come on!
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia' — theonion.com/trump-pushes...
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Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia'
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well. If'n that ain't a compact image of the media for yer
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Miles King @milesking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A thoughtful return to @thenerve.news by Stewart Lee, for some bizarre reason, Ofcom has decided to uphold a complaint against, from the Tufton Street mafia. How about GBnews or the nazi Hellsite known as X? www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le... Sent from my iPhone
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Stewart Lee: Ofcom won’t touch GB News. But now it’s demanding a right of reply for jokes
The regulator has ruled against me over a mistake I made about an ex-Tufton Street campaign manager on a comedy show. The consequences seem like bad news for off-the-cuff banter
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Scanlon/Hanley will always be my first and favourite period but, this is great. Not a great lyric but also not a sound he could have got from that line up. #FallFriday youtu.be/SRPgyRvt4e0?...
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[Jung Nev's] Antidotes
YouTube video by The Fall - Topic
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EchoesAndDust @echoesanddust.com · 28/08/2026
Review | Sly & The Family Drone – With Love by @ouchmonkey.bsky.social "There’s a wide open space for them to discover, but you know they’ll approach it with love." echoesanddust.com/2026/08/sly-... @familydrone.bsky.social
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Voted for Hubie and Kamala @stef47.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Historians rank Trump dead last. Biden is ranked above Reagan, which is spectacular for a one-term president.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Yayoi Kusama. May there be many dots in heaven
RIP Yayoi Kusama
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Earworm. Bit of a deep cut or whatever. Kind of silly but I do love this. #Dolly youtu.be/ljfQgLMNx-Y?...
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I Don't Want to Throw Rice
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Having trouble getting going today despite pouring myself not one but two deep black cups of ambivalence... Let's see if Dolly can help
Front cover of The Dolly Parton Activity Book.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no. RIP Queen
Dolly Parton candle
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What a song. Playing in my head this morning. So gentle I kind of overlooked it but the lyric is really something. #Fingerbowl youtu.be/8ekIq2F4w8o?...
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Ozona, TX
YouTube video by Royal Fingerbowl - Topic
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EchoesAndDust @echoesanddust.com · 19/08/2026
Review | Louse – Buyer’s Remorse by @ouchmonkey.bsky.social "A cheap ‘n’ nasty bottle of bad vibes to pair perfectly with your growing misanthropy and dwindling supply of hope." echoesanddust.com/2026/08/lous... @riotseasonrecords.bsky.social
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Erika R-C @iamfrogprincess.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
www.ljmu.ac.uk/about-us/new...
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A statement from the university
LJMU statement
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Good Lord, it seems I'm actually quite excited about it raining. What in the weather front is happening? #RAIN
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The shonky cast pics and 'Beatles biopics are a bad idea' discourse brings this masterpiece to mind. The magnificent Frank Sidebottom meets Mr Kite. Within a decade a couple of Manc brothers would take his 'shit Beatles and nasal vocals' template to the top of the charts youtu.be/2dWw9AS1W9U?...
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Being for the benefit of Mr Kite..Frank Sidebottom.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyway, it's Elvis week ain't it? #Elvis youtu.be/08UAnAOlymI?...
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Elvis Presley - I Washed My Hands In Muddy Water (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ElvisPresleyVEVO
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on.
There have been more school shootings in the 2026-2027 school year (which started last week) than there are transgender athletes competing. This is a nothing issue pushed by nothing people while the rich continue to rob us blind.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour,” Mangione said. They say it's all in the timing
Luigi Mangione portrayed in the style of catholic saints
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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the death of Jason Arday was an entirely forseeable and avoidable outcome of all this, all debates about university recruitment processes are rendered trivial in its wake because what has happened is some racists sensed a cultural victory and pursued it relentlessly to the point that a man is dead
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Big news in Fall world this week is that among the stuff Mark was working on at the end was a cover of Madonna's 'Material Girl' which, you can definitely already hear in your head. He was great at picking songs to cover. Here's a belter. #FallFriday youtu.be/VPLIb_r8l-4?...
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The Fall - Lost In Music - Remaster
YouTube video by Moog Bass
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thread with an excellent story to kick off the weekend
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
* cough* Oi! Burnham! Pull yr finger out and get cracking. Everywhere's on fire you tit. "It's a barm." Fuck off.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Further results of brain melting heat - a random recollection of Andrew WK mixed with proto Spuds McKenzie's billing in these none more 80's TV credits = Karen Finley joyously venting youtu.be/5fQVAfIpFzw?...
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Karen Finley - Party Animal - 1989 - from: Like a Girl I Want You to Keep Coming LP
YouTube video by HIFIPONG
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Results day for the youngers... youtu.be/MJ_m8iA2aTU?...
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Biting My Nails
YouTube video by Renegade Soundwave - Topic
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My eyes!! #RadioactiveMan youtu.be/PWFF7ecArBk?...
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My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing! (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Jenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
PEOPLE WON'T BEHAVE IF THEY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
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