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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hmmn.
Wile E Coyote holds up a sign reading 'It was an emotional day'
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Once again Kazfest be bringing the chaos next weekend. Radge punk, electronic weirdness, double drum hoodoo and lots more nonsense. Also cake. www.ticketsource.com/purple-pixie...
Promo poster for Kazfest this coming Saturday featuring Irked, A'Bear, K.Whyte, Rattle and others
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Yayoi Kusama. May there be many dots in heaven
RIP Yayoi Kusama
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Having trouble getting going today despite pouring myself not one but two deep black cups of ambivalence... Let's see if Dolly can help
Front cover of The Dolly Parton Activity Book.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no. RIP Queen
Dolly Parton candle
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Thanks to my wife's occasional flights of whimsy also known in our house as 'weevil stirrups'
Map of England and Wales labelled with local colloquial names for woodlice
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
“Unlike my previous interactions with insurers, I received an immediate response within an hour,” Mangione said. They say it's all in the timing
Luigi Mangione portrayed in the style of catholic saints
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hydration break
Simpsons character Duff Man, the mascot of Homer's favoured Duff beer. "Oh Yeah!"
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So long Margo
Penelope Keith enjoying a cup of tea
R.I.P.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A bee comes in to land at Foxglove airport.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band Agriculture @theflenser.bsky.social
the band Agriculture, on stage in Birmingham having just played a set of ecstatic black metal.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#30Rock
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
His voice takes an adjustment for sure, but if this record is for you it really gets its hooks in
Black T shirt bearing the slogan 'Music's not for everyone'
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
is that all there is?
Black cape with white design, reads CB Gee-Bees, has image of a motorcycle engine (CB series)
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Might have stumbled on some early work from @warringtonruncorn.com here. Not sure if it relates to the '100 greatest novels you were forced to read' list but I have my suspicions
Orange book cover with line illustrations- Solihull metropolitan Borough official guide
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Black and white image of a longhaired woman in black gesturing, "These trivialities demean me. I must away and tend to my ravens."

(Image is a screenshot from The Good Place)
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"Oh dear..."
Keir Starmer at a podium. Subtitles read "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Enjoyable first day of pagan folk dirge at Supersonic. Particularly enjoyed Bong II (the new batch) and the mighty ØXN. Things look... livelier today, let's have it then... @supersonicfest.bsky.social
Parade banners in bold black, white and orange designs with slogans 'Be Nice!' and 'Enjoy This Together'
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If you see this, post something orange from your gallery.
Interior of the Barbican
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"Fuck off, Sharon!" Being a mechanical bull, Ozzy doesn't shit, but he still knows bullshit when he sees it www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Ozzy the mechanical bull at New St Station, Birmingham
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Bluebird toffee
Gates of the old Bluebird toffee factory in Halesowen. Currently under redevelopment as housing.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Always love a pub cat #pubcat
Colourful interior of a pub, with black and white cat
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Is this too grand?
Back cover of Hot Rocks, a Rolling Stones compilation. Shoes the band in front of a ruined building
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Strangers From The Universe #TFUL282
Black and white image od a cassette copy of 'Strangers From The Universe' by Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Two city chaps in gilets, on the cover of (What's The Story) Morning Glory by Oasis
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Dear God...
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Menswear tips galore, no?
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If you see this, post a concert photo you took.
Rich(ard) Dawson and Circle on stage at
The Barbican, Mar 2026
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Amazing set from Dame Area at @hareandhounds.bsky.social last night
Dame Area on stage at The Hare and Hounds Birmingham. Two people work a table of electrical gear under red lights
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Why is Taco Bell, especially in the UK, so insultingly shit? Why are they scared of heating the food? Or making a burrito too large for a toddler to hold? And how is it still quite enjoyable despite all this... Pic of the devil's soda pop (never read the label) #ShitFood @tacobell.bsky.social
A bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink. Humming with chemical threat.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
What's he doing in that shed?
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Thee Black Mekon bringing their habitual greatness last night opening for Kid Congo. To my utter delight wrapping up with a rattling, gibbering 'Used To Be Good'. Damn! I was a happy boy blackmekon.bandcamp.com/track/used-t...
Masked garage punk duo Black Mekon onstage at The Hare and Hounds, Birmingham
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
livin' in the dang space future baby! #HouseofHubcaps
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings characters. Wrong answers only. #lowhangingfruit #WITTR
Cascadian Black metal band Wolves in the Throne Room lurk in the woods.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Make like Jake. Also, the Gnew Gnod artwork puts me in mind of The Land of Oo. Is that serendipity or synchronicity? #AdventureTime #Gnod
Graffiti image of Jake a cartoon character from Adventure Time
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
What actor's facial expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life? Don't do it George. I haven't even watched it this year yet, but it came straight to mind. The despair, but really all the stuff on the bridge, the joy when he notices he's bleeding as well. It kills me.
James Stewart as George Bailey in It's A Wonderful Life. Stares from the bridge into the icy water
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Wait. What? He Runs Through The World Like An Open Razor @bruiseblood.bsky.social @rocketrecordings.bsky.social
A plastic pocket knife styled in the image of a parrot
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Amazing show as per from the Lovely Eggs in Brum tonight. Twenty years! I'll see you again, or something. Decent support from no mark comedian Frank Skinner too good times
DIY indie punk champions The Lovely Eggs as 'portrayed' by Laura Dern and Kyle MacLachlan
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"everywhere I go ..." #FallFriday
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
good night
yawning woman in night dress with a lit candle in candle holder heads off for a sleep
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Guess who's back?
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Apparently they're having an official day or remembrance for their fallen fascist prince. So let's remember what he had to say...
A list of Charlie Kirk's hateful deluded rambling
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy (against the odds - I landed well there) @blacklodgepress @supersonicfest.bsky.social
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Supersonic festival was brilliant, inspiring, uplifting as ever. Here's a picture of Hedgling, who were great. @supersonicfest.bsky.social
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Donny is right that Europe has a name for him, like a lot of things, he's just confused about it. #JaneyGodley
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Happy Bank Holiday
Still from 'Little Miss Sunshine'.
Disgruntled family in a camper on a road trip
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
There it goes. Some of you have said hurtful things about him today, have a word with yourselves.
Sunset. Irish sea.
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Taste the lasers #BritishMurderBoys
Laser lights and mirrorball over dance floor
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Jared mumbles into the void @ouchmonkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Ozzy on a hoss
Posters on a blue background show a black and white image of Ozzy Osbourne on horseback. Text reads - In The Beginning there was Darkness
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