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Otto Schlosser

@ottojschlosser.bsky.social
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Happily retired Morfar of 10, servant of Max (he of much mischief). Another veteran against Fascism.

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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Kittle took that screen to the house, I hollered so loud that all of our dogs started barking furiously.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This makes me sad. I enjoyed my time working at Nike's main campus. So it goes. www.koin.com/news/oregon/...
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Nike to relocate some Beaverton staff as part of $2.5B cost-cutting plan
Some employees who serve the Asia Pacific and Greater China region will “move closer to the athletes and markets they serve,” Nike said.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just don't have the stamina to hate-watch this Steelers vs Browns game. Would love it if both teams lost somehow.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yikes, the early NFL slate has some serious woofers today. Might have to get some cleaning done.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I've been looking at this all wrong. I should be happy that the Giants' bullpen has been so generous this season by pissing away leads or tie games. Think of the joy they have been blessing all these other fan bases with. What a great bunch of guys.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For the 2 or 3 of you who care about such things, I am aghast at the pregame nonsense at LSU - Ole Miss. This is supposed to be a big ballgame and all you can manage for the flyover is a pair of C-17 trash-haulers? What an embarrassment. Heads need to roll here.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am seeing a lot of Jimothy posts lately and it makes me wonder if the role is being outsourced.
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well, well. The Giants hit the magic number tonight - they won't lose 100 games this season. They should send the Cardinals a fruit basket or something after the Cards contrived to lose a fifth straight game to the G-men.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Free Palestine" is hate speech? I've also heard that Ignorance is Strength.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The look on its face when its owner makes noises every time it licks its paw. Original post
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Listening to 'Deep Autumn' ambient music right now. Trying to manifest.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy Cannoli. Now that's a paddlin'.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Giants won 5-4 in extra innings tonight, so their magic number is down to 3. Which magic number, you ask? Three wins means they avoid a 100-loss season. Gotta keep it real, kids.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fired up the grill today and cooked burgers and dogs over hardwood and mesquite charcoal. Good stuff.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My kid gave me some CBD-infused bath powder. After 3 sessions, I have to admit that the effect is indistinguishable from placebo. Since the placebo in this case is a nice hot bath, I am not complaining.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gaghhh, the uniforms for this Wisconsin vs Notre Dame game look like XFL castoffs.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Here is a new one: I decided we needed a printer. Ordered a Canon inkjet printer/scanner. Figured it would be easiest to set up on my old Windows box. Half a frustrating hour later, I tired of the exercise and fired up my Linux (Bazzite) box instead. 2 minutes later, I have a working printer. 🙄
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of the cool things about being called Otto is that if you put your nametag on upside down, people can still read it.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know it's wrong, but I have been a grinnin' fool watching college football this morning.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cool enough last night to open the windows and shut off the AC. Praise the Lord!
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Washed my newly-acquired car for the first time. Sure enough, it started raining within minutes. You're welcome, Fresno.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just walked into the living room and heard the golden tones of Roscoe Lee Browne. That man had great pipes.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If someone produces a way to block all election ads, I would pay good money for it.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Think you had a bad afternoon? I'll wager you didn't take a 9-3 lead into the ninth inning and lose the frickin' game 10-9.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of the things that's easy to forget about Tim Curry is that he worked and worked. Check out his IMDB page. I was reminded how much I enjoyed his role in Hunt For Red October.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aw shit. Tim Curry too? What an awful week.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At least 10 Dolly articles on the BBC splash page this morning. More evidence of an amazing life.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So what if I have salt-water taffy for lunch. You're not my mom.
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call634-5789 @call634-5789.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A mystery for the ages....
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As soon as Sam Hengtes came in, I knew this game was lost.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thank the Lord that I had the sense to buy my DDR5 upgrade when they were "only" $180. www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...
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DDR5 scalper bots now outnumber shoppers 10 to 1 — automated scraping hits listings every 6.5 seconds as 32GB kits surge from $72 to $392, DataDome researcher says
The ratio was 6:1 in March.
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Michael Banach @m1db.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Leaked Pictures of the new 2027 CyberTruck
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Only the Browns would look at the Cybertruck and think, “That’s our next stadium.”
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God @thegodshow.com · 17/08/2026
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Took delivery of the plug-in hybrid Prius today. Going with the overnight slow-charge to see where we are in the morning.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is generally good advice in baseball, but I do have a specific team in mind when I scream: THROW STRIKES.
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Terry @setmycompassnorh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
First Red Scare (1917–1920) Second Red Scare (1947–1954) Third Red Scare - you’ve got to be kidding
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Alex Russell @infrequently.org · 15/08/2026
Stephen Miller deserves to spend the rest of his natural life fighting a legal system charging him of crimes he didn't commit in a language he does not speak, alone, and without counsel: publicnotice.co/p/stephen-miller…
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Stephen Miller's secret campaign against helpless kids
That it's happening in the shadows doesn't make it less of a moral blight.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wrapping up a 3-week stretch of watching my grandson after my daughter went back to work. My appreciation for parents just went up again. Don't know how you folks do it for years at a time.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Unregulated power and insatiable greed come in tailored suits ... via Truth Against Hate
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One silver lining of this weeks-long run of searing days (109 today!) is that it seems to have killed off the last of the spring mosquitoes. Yay.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This reminds me of Hitler in his bunker near the end of the war, issuing orders to non-existent divisions: www.npr.org/2026/08/06/g...
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Trump signs new orders targeting birthright citizenship, weeks after Supreme Court ruling
President Trump is once again attempting to put restrictions on who is automatically guaranteed citizenship after being born in the U.S., just weeks after the Supreme Court struck down his attempt to ...
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ford *Fathom*??? Is it a freakin' submarine? Another Triumph of Marketing(tm).
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looks like the Giants found a promising formula tonight - have Jung Hoo Lee hit two homers and let the opposition commit 5 errors.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fox objects to allegations that he is ruining the henhouse. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
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Friedman, Roberts push back on narrative Dodgers ruining baseball
The Dodgers' acquisition of Tigers ace Tarik Skubal again put them at the center of outrage about the sport's economics. Asked if the team is ruining baseball, president of baseball operations Andrew Friedman said, "Passionately disagree."
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You know what chaps my hide? Dreaming about being young and free, then waking up to be old and stiff. So it goes.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Listening to the Giants radio broadcast. After Christian Koss threw out Manny Machado with a lob throw from third, announcer Dave Flemming drily described Machado as "not the captain of the all-hustle team." Bawhaha!
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