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Otto Schlosser

@ottojschlosser.bsky.social
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Happily retired Morfar of 10, servant of Max (he of much mischief). Another veteran against Fascism.

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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 8h
Nothing six turnovers won’t fix.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 13h
FWIW, the combo flu/COVID shot this year was the mildest reaction I ever had - as in none. Y'all holdin' out are out of excuses.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 13h
Coincidence? I think not.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 13h
That green is amazing, so no arguments here.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 16h
Using the poor sap trying to block you as a club to knock down the ballcarrier must be a dream come true.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 20h
Yup, the thinking is "I only have to be less stupid than you are." Unfortunately, the Dunning/Kruger equations demonstrate the fallacy there.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sorry that there are so many fools who don't deserve your time. Some of us still like seeing posts from you.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
misterelguapo

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.   

gracielovesjesus

This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.  

 procrastimonium

I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lol, he said "important preseason game". That's like "jumbo shrimp", right?
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Dii Moffatt @diimoffatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Crow-w-w-w-w-w-WWW!
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oregon Health Plan rocked during the 12 years we were there. My wife's frequent clinical visits and hospitalizations were 100% covered - we never saw a bill. My Medicare coverage in Cali covers much less in comparison and there are some serious co-pays.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I decided to be a single-issue voter this year: "the cancer of Trumpism must be excised."
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Outstanding work all around.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An armed society is a paranoid, miserable society.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yikes, another one?
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I saw this live and loved that moment.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lord save us. I worked for Salesforce before the pandemic and really enjoyed it. Now... (waves in disgust)
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is it too much to ask?
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😀
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Retired IT dude here: concur in all respects.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember Dick Button getting giddy about their upcoming performance and basically promising a performance like we'd never seen before. Danged if he wasn't right.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still love the moment in "What's up, Doc?" where Barbra Streisand says that line and bats her eyelashes at Ryan O'Neal. His reply is a disgusted, "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mine is hilariously wrong in many respects. I believe they gathered a lot of info from my wife, who was an enthusiastic Amazon shopper. She passed away in Feb 2025 so the algorithm is just baffled now.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watcher of the Skies!
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey, the Niners aren't at the top for once!
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Came here to say this.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's the kind of thing I could talk myself into before I had kids. Now, no way.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Folks from Europe really have a hard time grasping how big US states can be. I once did a show with a British director who decided to take the train from NY to the Bay Area. He laughed about it afterward and said, "You can't imagine how big this country is."
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Kittle took that screen to the house, I hollered so loud that all of our dogs started barking furiously.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎯🎯🎯🎯
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I ran into this joker one night at a Ralph's in West LA. Kind of a prick, really. Not a real Conrad at all.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mrrrowwww!
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same here.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This makes me sad. I enjoyed my time working at Nike's main campus. So it goes. www.koin.com/news/oregon/...
koin.com
Nike to relocate some Beaverton staff as part of $2.5B cost-cutting plan
Some employees who serve the Asia Pacific and Greater China region will “move closer to the athletes and markets they serve,” Nike said.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dang. Well, praying that this opens a wonderful new door for you.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s important to set expectations.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So is this a furlough or an adios?
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I went to a Method-focused acting program and the way they explained comedy was "you want something so badly that you behave in an utterly ridiculous way to get it."
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Serifs! Love it so much.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love the fact that a Bohemia beer is more than 3x the price of a Pabst.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That was always the attitude in our family - we give what we got when we got it.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now that is some serious camouflage.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Very well articulated.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brunchlords omg 😆
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I vaguely remember 160 pounds. Grad school, I think. You're doing a great job, kiddo.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only thing I will point out re Rogers is that his evil can be repeated and emulated much more easily than DW's offenses, horrible as they are.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I heard Judas was a ginger.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I turned 40, I looked at the enormous oak tree outside the house we were renting and thought, "I used to be a good tree climber. I bet I could still climb that." Happily, I fell before I got high enough to break any bones, suffering only bruises and loss of dignity. Anyway, do what you need to.
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Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just don't have the stamina to hate-watch this Steelers vs Browns game. Would love it if both teams lost somehow.
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