Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 13hFWIW, the combo flu/COVID shot this year was the mildest reaction I ever had - as in none. Y'all holdin' out are out of excuses. 120 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 16hUsing the poor sap trying to block you as a club to knock down the ballcarrier must be a dream come true. 020 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 20hYup, the thinking is "I only have to be less stupid than you are." Unfortunately, the Dunning/Kruger equations demonstrate the fallacy there. 000 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Sorry that there are so many fools who don't deserve your time. Some of us still like seeing posts from you. 110 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Lol, he said "important preseason game". That's like "jumbo shrimp", right? 000 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Oregon Health Plan rocked during the 12 years we were there. My wife's frequent clinical visits and hospitalizations were 100% covered - we never saw a bill. My Medicare coverage in Cali covers much less in comparison and there are some serious co-pays. 060 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I decided to be a single-issue voter this year: "the cancer of Trumpism must be excised." 020 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 10/10/2026An armed society is a paranoid, miserable society. 010 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Lord save us. I worked for Salesforce before the pandemic and really enjoyed it. Now... (waves in disgust) 010 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Retired IT dude here: concur in all respects. 000 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I remember Dick Button getting giddy about their upcoming performance and basically promising a performance like we'd never seen before. Danged if he wasn't right. 010 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I still love the moment in "What's up, Doc?" where Barbra Streisand says that line and bats her eyelashes at Ryan O'Neal. His reply is a disgusted, "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard." 030 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Mine is hilariously wrong in many respects. I believe they gathered a lot of info from my wife, who was an enthusiastic Amazon shopper. She passed away in Feb 2025 so the algorithm is just baffled now. 130 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hey, the Niners aren't at the top for once! 000 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That's the kind of thing I could talk myself into before I had kids. Now, no way. 010 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Folks from Europe really have a hard time grasping how big US states can be. I once did a show with a British director who decided to take the train from NY to the Bay Area. He laughed about it afterward and said, "You can't imagine how big this country is." 000 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When Kittle took that screen to the house, I hollered so loud that all of our dogs started barking furiously. 010 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I ran into this joker one night at a Ralph's in West LA. Kind of a prick, really. Not a real Conrad at all. 020 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This makes me sad. I enjoyed my time working at Nike's main campus. So it goes. www.koin.com/news/oregon/...koin.comNike to relocate some Beaverton staff as part of $2.5B cost-cutting planSome employees who serve the Asia Pacific and Greater China region will “move closer to the athletes and markets they serve,” Nike said. 020 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dang. Well, praying that this opens a wonderful new door for you. 000 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I went to a Method-focused acting program and the way they explained comedy was "you want something so badly that you behave in an utterly ridiculous way to get it." 000 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I love the fact that a Bohemia beer is more than 3x the price of a Pabst. 060 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That was always the attitude in our family - we give what we got when we got it. 030 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I vaguely remember 160 pounds. Grad school, I think. You're doing a great job, kiddo. 010 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The only thing I will point out re Rogers is that his evil can be repeated and emulated much more easily than DW's offenses, horrible as they are. 000 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026When I turned 40, I looked at the enormous oak tree outside the house we were renting and thought, "I used to be a good tree climber. I bet I could still climb that." Happily, I fell before I got high enough to break any bones, suffering only bruises and loss of dignity. Anyway, do what you need to. 000 0
Otto Schlosser @ottojschlosser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just don't have the stamina to hate-watch this Steelers vs Browns game. Would love it if both teams lost somehow. 000 0