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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/08/2025

new blog out about the perils of foreign interference in Central Asia WITH voiceover :) ottilie.substack.com/p/every-cloud

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 26/03/2025

Transing my gender for a piece of strawberry candy, growing in my monobrow, and finding my place in the feather boa/newboy cap binary--I wrote this letter about the rigid and deeply unserious world of gender in Central Asia. ottilie.substack.com/p/your-best-...

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/02/2025

banana bread with / flax seed is crumbly but / eggs are expensive

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 02/02/2025

Rrrrrrr grrrrrr rufff ruff

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 30/01/2025

It didn't used to, but it has since the first time my nose got broken! I always wondered if the break shifted my little nose bones enough to mess with my sinus structure

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/01/2025

I don't think my grandpa has noticed that I came into the living room while he was watching Red because so far he's rewound it once to re-watch Bruce Willis beat Karl Urban bloody and rewound it TWICE to re-watch Karl Urban beg for mercy... I fear we have the same brain

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/01/2025

If I ever describe myself as an influencer please know that I'm referring to my Substack recommendations

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/01/2025

"That's it!! No more Mr. Tough Guy!" (starts crying because you hurt my feelings)

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/01/2025

if u are an American/can visit us I very much suggest visiting our national parks while they are still around :') they are far and away one of the best things about the U.S. and it is unlikely that they will continue to exist in the same form by the time the Trump administration is through with them

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 19/01/2025

One of my final tiktoks (sans the traditional Chinese song that I added as background noise in the app lol)

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 19/01/2025

crying omg I'm going to do the same thing rn

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 19/01/2025

can one of you tech-savvy people please build a device that shocks me every time I try to open tiktok so I can get over this a little faster

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 19/01/2025

keep em coming Mr Green these are my lifeblood right now

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 19/01/2025

I thought we had until midnight 😔 RIP my old private videos

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 17/01/2025

Does anyone here have strong opinions about the right color of dark green? I'm trying to change the theme colors for Baby Steppes but am paralyzed by choice and truly think this might be the most important decision that I've ever had to make

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 17/01/2025

Question for prevalent social media users!! Which is the correct social media platform upon which to admit my deep fear of hairless vulvas

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 16/01/2025

Biology is WEIRD AND FUCKED UP even if it did say there were two genders I don't think I would trust it.... is this the same Biology that made elephant seals?? No freaking way buddy

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 15/01/2025

This is my daughter Charity, and my sons Earnest and Thou-Shalt-Washes-The-Dishes-Without-Asking

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 14/01/2025

There's a chrome extension downloader that can do that and you don't even need to log into your account, so there's no data risk. chromewebstore.google.com/detail/myfav...

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myfaveTT - download all TikToks you've loved - Chrome Web Store

A tiktok downloader to export all your Likes, Favorites, and Follows to MP4s for safekeeping.

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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

i’ve never met a rich person who i thought was cooler than me and that’s what carries me through sometimes

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 12/01/2025

Can someone please please pleeeeeeeease write me one of those little recommendation things for my Substack? I love it when people have those pinned to their publication home pages I want to do that so bad

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 07/01/2025

New year new me though am I right

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 07/01/2025

Last year I took my tampon out at a gay club and there was no stall trash can but there was a hole in the wall with a bunch of arrows drawn towards it and my drunk mind said "ah, for trash" so I put my tampon in it and the guy on the other side said "what the FUCK" and pushed it back through

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/01/2025

Any drug is a hard drug when I do it! that's how bad I am at doing drugs

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/01/2025

Any drug is a hard drug when I do it! that's how bad I am at doing drugs

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/01/2025

Currently watching the 2011 Conan the Barbarian remake and it has thus far stayed very true to the original Conan vibe (funky haircuts and gratuitous boobs)

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/01/2025

the average conservative and average leftist have WAY more in common than the average conservative and the billionaire conservative

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 05/01/2025

Howdy Hank! Do butterflies keep their caterpillar memories?

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 04/01/2025

googled "Bear Calendar" and all it's giving me is pictures of animals wtf

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 04/01/2025

la la la la I love coffee I love my bed I love hour-long video essays on the history of agriculture la la

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 04/01/2025

classic Confucius zinger omg

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 04/01/2025

Confucius was ON IT with those catty little remarks lol "Why use an ox knife to kill a fowl?" girllllllllll get him

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 02/01/2025

Reflections of the Christmas tree on one portrait of my dearest and recently deceased rabbit, Vallister.

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 02/01/2025

My leitmotif is Bb - F - Eb - F7 so if you hear that in your soundtrack know that things are about to get fun

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 02/01/2025

Did ask Do care and also I read your Substack

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Kelvira 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

"new year, new me," she said before taking another edible and watching a Godzilla movie

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 01/01/2025

we coulda been out there smoochin 😔

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 01/01/2025

my favorite holiday for smoochin randos and I'm home with tummy cramps 😔

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 01/01/2025

Nosferatu was so good but I cannot stand with the monsterfuckers on this one ):

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 01/01/2025

ABC's New Year Countdown just had Eric Adams on and then immediately showed a news segment on the P. Diddy case with pictures of Diddy and Eric Adams hanging out 😭

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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

happy new year to my beautiful Australian mutuals and everyone else for whom it is January 1 rn

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 31/12/2024

destinations on my Hero's Journey: - Target - Dick's Sporting Goods

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 20/12/2024

Uh do NOT go into International Affairs!! All of the interesting jobs either make you kill people or make people try to kill you... so uncool

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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 12/12/2024

any internet women knows that anonymous internet men will do that for free literally whenever

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