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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/08/2025
new blog out about the perils of foreign interference in Central Asia WITH voiceover :) ottilie.substack.com/p/every-cloud
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
part two
a drawing titled "how to draw a medieval cat." the drawing has two steps. step 1 shows a simple spiral shell labeled "1. shell." step 2 shows a cat body attached to the shell, labeled "2. cat." the final image shows the completed "medieval cat" with a proud expression and sparkles around it
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 26/03/2025
Transing my gender for a piece of strawberry candy, growing in my monobrow, and finding my place in the feather boa/newboy cap binary--I wrote this letter about the rigid and deeply unserious world of gender in Central Asia. ottilie.substack.com/p/your-best-...
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/02/2025
banana bread with / flax seed is crumbly but / eggs are expensive
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 02/02/2025
Rrrrrrr grrrrrr rufff ruff
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/01/2025
I don't think my grandpa has noticed that I came into the living room while he was watching Red because so far he's rewound it once to re-watch Bruce Willis beat Karl Urban bloody and rewound it TWICE to re-watch Karl Urban beg for mercy... I fear we have the same brain
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/01/2025
If I ever describe myself as an influencer please know that I'm referring to my Substack recommendations
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/01/2025
"That's it!! No more Mr. Tough Guy!" (starts crying because you hurt my feelings)
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 21/01/2025
if u are an American/can visit us I very much suggest visiting our national parks while they are still around :') they are far and away one of the best things about the U.S. and it is unlikely that they will continue to exist in the same form by the time the Trump administration is through with them
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 19/01/2025
One of my final tiktoks (sans the traditional Chinese song that I added as background noise in the app lol)
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 19/01/2025
can one of you tech-savvy people please build a device that shocks me every time I try to open tiktok so I can get over this a little faster
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 19/01/2025
I thought we had until midnight 😔 RIP my old private videos
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 17/01/2025
Does anyone here have strong opinions about the right color of dark green? I'm trying to change the theme colors for Baby Steppes but am paralyzed by choice and truly think this might be the most important decision that I've ever had to make
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 17/01/2025
Question for prevalent social media users!! Which is the correct social media platform upon which to admit my deep fear of hairless vulvas
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 16/01/2025
Biology is WEIRD AND FUCKED UP even if it did say there were two genders I don't think I would trust it.... is this the same Biology that made elephant seals?? No freaking way buddy
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 15/01/2025
This is my daughter Charity, and my sons Earnest and Thou-Shalt-Washes-The-Dishes-Without-Asking
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 14/01/2025
There's a chrome extension downloader that can do that and you don't even need to log into your account, so there's no data risk. chromewebstore.google.com/detail/myfav...
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myfaveTT - download all TikToks you've loved - Chrome Web Store
A tiktok downloader to export all your Likes, Favorites, and Follows to MP4s for safekeeping.
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payton mitchell @paytmitch.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
i’ve never met a rich person who i thought was cooler than me and that’s what carries me through sometimes
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 13/01/2025
please 😔
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 12/01/2025
Can someone please please pleeeeeeeease write me one of those little recommendation things for my Substack? I love it when people have those pinned to their publication home pages I want to do that so bad
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 07/01/2025
New year new me though am I right
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 07/01/2025
Last year I took my tampon out at a gay club and there was no stall trash can but there was a hole in the wall with a bunch of arrows drawn towards it and my drunk mind said "ah, for trash" so I put my tampon in it and the guy on the other side said "what the FUCK" and pushed it back through
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/01/2025
Any drug is a hard drug when I do it! that's how bad I am at doing drugs
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/01/2025
Any drug is a hard drug when I do it! that's how bad I am at doing drugs
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/01/2025
Currently watching the 2011 Conan the Barbarian remake and it has thus far stayed very true to the original Conan vibe (funky haircuts and gratuitous boobs)
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/01/2025
the average conservative and average leftist have WAY more in common than the average conservative and the billionaire conservative
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 04/01/2025
googled "Bear Calendar" and all it's giving me is pictures of animals wtf
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 04/01/2025
la la la la I love coffee I love my bed I love hour-long video essays on the history of agriculture la la
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 04/01/2025
Confucius was ON IT with those catty little remarks lol "Why use an ox knife to kill a fowl?" girllllllllll get him
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 02/01/2025
Reflections of the Christmas tree on one portrait of my dearest and recently deceased rabbit, Vallister.
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 02/01/2025
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 02/01/2025
My leitmotif is Bb - F - Eb - F7 so if you hear that in your soundtrack know that things are about to get fun
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 02/01/2025
Did ask Do care and also I read your Substack
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Kelvira 🎃 @ohhellkell.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
"new year, new me," she said before taking another edible and watching a Godzilla movie
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Early series Picard is shown up close with a determined look of contentment. He's locked into eye contact with someone just off screen, and smouldering. Closed caption reads: (champagne fizzing)
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 01/01/2025
my favorite holiday for smoochin randos and I'm home with tummy cramps 😔
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 01/01/2025
Nosferatu was so good but I cannot stand with the monsterfuckers on this one ):
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 01/01/2025
ABC's New Year Countdown just had Eric Adams on and then immediately showed a news segment on the P. Diddy case with pictures of Diddy and Eric Adams hanging out 😭
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comrade ella 🧚🏻‍♀️ @marzipanlord.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
happy new year to my beautiful Australian mutuals and everyone else for whom it is January 1 rn
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 31/12/2024
destinations on my Hero's Journey: - Target - Dick's Sporting Goods
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 20/12/2024
Uh do NOT go into International Affairs!! All of the interesting jobs either make you kill people or make people try to kill you... so uncool
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 11/12/2024
When I was younger, I occasionally got messages from strange men on the internet asking me to send them nudes. Now, I occasionally get messages from strange men on the internet asking me to SELL them nudes. So yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm moving up in the world.
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 11/12/2024
finally, a worthwhile headline timesca.com/world-bank-c...
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World Bank Chief Economist Owes a Bottle of Wine to Kyrgyzstan’s Cabinet Chief - The Times Of Central Asia
During a conversation with Hugh Riddell, head of the World Bank’s office in Kyrgyzstan, Akylbek Japarov, Chairman of the Cabinet of Ministers, shared an
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 10/12/2024
Thread of the most interesting things I learned during the Wilson Center's event on women's health today:
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 08/12/2024
In light of the incoming Tiktok ban, if I were to throw together a little chrome extension that streamlined connecting with your mutuals on different platforms (i.e. compiles a little list of their instagrams, youtubes, etc) what other features would y'all like to see in that?
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/12/2024
My thoughts on the Pantone Color of the Year?
Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker, about to say his seminal line. "I don't like sand."
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 06/12/2024
My favorite part of the CEO shooter suspect being hot is how the police ALSO think he's hot
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 04/12/2024
new social media platform new excuse to post about the most terrifying moment of my life 🏃‍♀️🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇🏇 ottilie.substack.com/p/horseplay
Ottilie, post-stampede at a Ko'pkari game in the Zarafshan mountains. Horses in the background. She has a bloody nose, a busted lip, a cut on her forehead, and hair so ratty that it took her a LITERAL HOUR to comb it out. Also bloodstains on her shirt that she ended up trashing because they wouldn't come out lolol. She is smiling.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record. They run them bc people react to them the most. If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change. It’s not easy and takes constant practice!
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ottilie @ottilieohm.com · 01/12/2024
the target near me just did this to their candle section 😔 what am I supposed to do with my free time now??
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