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@otisoatmeal.bsky.social
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@thewaroncars.bsky.social have y’all watched the movie practical magic? There’s a scene where a guy thinks he’s gonna die from a pack of bicyclists but then a delivery truck ends up killing him. The rest of the movie is insane. Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are sisters and witches
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@maris.bsky.social love your book recs! I’m getting married in September. Do you have any books that you’d recommend to read during the week of a wedding? Do you remember what you were reading around the time of yours? Is that a thing people remember? Haha
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
must’ve been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you’re dating a bartender who’s a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like “you’re not gonna believe how ugly this guy is”
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
@jpbrammer.bsky.social your story in Denver was great tonight!
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@kentremendous.bsky.social reading your new book. Your chapter on the US men’s basketball team was awesome! It made me appreciate all those players even more. And it was great to hear you guys on Katie Nolan’s podcast!
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@kylec.bsky.social congressional candidate Wanda James’ dispensary, Simply Pure, might be closing. An employee told me it was an issue with the landlord. Please help save Simply Pure!
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/03/2026
fuck people who don't like tofu
[lots of amazing tofu dishes]
share this post if you love tofu 
fuck yourself if you don't love tofu
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Did the Emmys give Alia Shawkat what she’s owed or what? Search party closing remarks scene is art
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
30 Rock is most laughs per minute of any show
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Starting a book thread to remember everything I read this year
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“Your boss is a bitch, let’s go get lunch” - Blair Waldorf 👑
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Gossip Girl Ranking 1. Dorota 2. Wallace Shawn 3. Blair 4. Dan 5. Lily 6. Nate 7. Vanessa 8. Eric 9. Rufus 10. Jenny 11. Serena 12. Chuck (Rapist)
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otisoatmeal.bsky.social @otisoatmeal.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
We are shipping Blair and Dan #GossipGirl #Season4
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