Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have an irrational love for Kiké. God bless him for making baseball great again 010
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you take everything being said and filter it through a vacuum it not only does it make sense, but it’s logical! It’s like they refuse to admit that there are ever changing circumstances they cannot quantify therefore refuse to address. 000
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Made a cathartic post about the Mariners after not being interested in them for most of the season. Photoshop is my passiontimbosslice.substack.comThe Autopsy of Jerry DipotoThe season ended how I expected… yet somehow worse 184
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is why I appreciate journalistic integrity. We need more people to speak light into the darkness. 020
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sir are you okay? That down bad that you decided to pod? Mariners need to pay for their crimes 111
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026When you shitpost too close to the sun. We deserve this 010
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The Seattle Mariners are under no obligation to make sense to you. Embraced them. They are beautiful. I can hear Christina Aguilera’s “You Are Beautiful” playing in their clubhouse 020
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Since June 4, the Mariners are as a team: Hitting .222/.294/.356 For the lazy to do math: .650 OPS 85 wRC+ 81 OPS+ June OPS: .656 July OPS: .647 August OPS: .634 There are many reasons why I (and others) have checked out of the mariners this year. 000
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Not going to say Kade got rocked because I was told that would be incorrect… However 010
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I love you. Told my wife said that you’re my hall pass. 020
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Got back into service and was notified of the mariners score. Cackling like an idiot. I love this team 010
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026There are very few voices in today’s sports ecosystem that are as thoughtful and well articulated as Nathan. Though his flaws are immense, there isn’t a writer that I wish had the mental fortitude to cover the mariners on a regular basis. Mariners make it impossible to watch 162 times 220
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Might be my favorite game of the year but that might be recency bias. Everything from the Dipoto comments before the game to how it ended 220
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I love this Mariners team so much. What a pathetic roster that just shit the bed in the most predictable way possible 010
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026More importantly, Mariners have gone 23-32 since Jerry’s last Wheelhouse podcast 020
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Reading his books completely changed my political philosophy. I couldn’t be more excited to have a guy like him in the senate 010
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If the mariners were a horror villain, they would be pennywise. They prey on the youth and feed off their emotions. Only when you realize their weakness is when you make fun of them. Goms. What an incredible game 040
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We lost the sauce AND our Lord and Savior Rob? Who will mash lefties now? 030
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026But if a move happened and the roster didn’t change, did it actually happen!? 010
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Yeah but did they get better? No Did they get worse? Maybe 100
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Literally shaking and vomiting. Had no idea Tolkien was woke. 000
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026It’s not SI’s fault that Jerry uses Gemini to make decisions 010
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Look man, his hands are tied. It’s like chess, you got the horse guy who can only move sideways and you can’t just change that. It’s too rigid 020
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Baseball has changed, but it always has. Sometimes it’s okay to let go. My thoughts, for better or for worse.open.substack.comAn Open Letter to BaseballComing to terms with the game I loved 000
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I’ve always said that that Dan Wilson just has too many resources and gets decision paralysis 100
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026So what you’re saying is that mariners should lower their payroll. 100
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Where is Andy when you need him. Make Dan the team youth pastor 000
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Yes the mariners are bad, but betting odds getting pushed makes me want to check out of sports all together. 000
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Rucker when he comes into the game for the marinersyoutu.beDarius Rucker - Fires Don't Start Themselves (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by DariusRuckerVEVO 000
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Giving up a homer on the first pitch of a relief appearance will always be funny 000
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026J.P. Crawford. Professional Hitter* *technically by definition 000
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Haven’t seen an Italian retreat like that since Mussolini 010
Timbo @othertimbo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026*JP makes a routine play at 3B* Oh man I know SO many people who are going to be punching air 000
