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Jonathan Flusser

@osxdude.com
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31 — he him they — tech and video game stuff — opinions do not reflect those of employers or family or anyone else

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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 04/10/2026
ESPHome desktop app made it look so easy…turns out the easiest part was getting it to run. Now I have to put shit on my display and that's ridiculously more frustrating for me somehow!
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 16/09/2026
isn't having to get an app the exact opposite of accessibility
Stickers above a white gas pump. One says “CONTAINS UP TO 10% ETHANOL”
The other says:
“NEED ASSISTANCE?
GET THE
FUELSERVICE APP
ON YOUR PHONE
Terms and conditions apply. Do not use a mobile phone while driving. Drive responsibly.” The rest is not legible.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony: we are getting rid of game discs forever fuck you Microsoft: our next console cant even read game discs fuck you Nintendo: Samus is BACK and BOY, is she HUNGRY
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 14/08/2026
I'm surprised the Clicks Power Keyboard is good. expected to hate the weight distribution but because of the battery it's actually good
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mr. kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 30/07/2026
you want to know why the VAMI wasn't showing any vCenter updates? because the Default Gateway was Blank.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 23/07/2026
by the way the Xbox "backwards compatible games" work fine on Windows 10
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The Pastatutes @pastatutes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Meet the gals! #pastatutes
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We should cancel EVERYONE, we should dig up everything everyone ever said or did and brigade to destroy every single person's career until there is no one left making anything on the internet except like Dorkly. That would be really funny i think.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 08/06/2026
I don't get why anyone could ever think most people want to generate images. Modifying images to be a "different style" or put Grandma on a skateboard doesn't count. I mean from nothing
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 08/06/2026
look at the orb. talk to the orb. be one with the orb
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/05/2026
we gotta come up with a better phrase for tire rotation. they rotate when you drive
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/05/2026
don't have an XY mount at the church. found a drum mic clip
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/05/2026
haha ur so funny
CrossOver
vv0.1
NONE
M1
VERY GOOD
Graphics:
FPS:
Resolution:
Machine:
Chip:
Cores:
RAM:
HIGH
999999999
6666×6666
MacBook Air
M1 BASE
8 CPU, 8 GPU
8 GB
Review Note:
running at ∞ fps very good reccomend
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 07/05/2026
i actually hate playing megabonk on steam deck because I always accidentally do a left stick input changing my desired decision and causing something like this
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 07/05/2026
great to know the new "HP Smart Universal Printing" driver misreports the printer user (the top entry is how it should look, the bottom entry is wrong and is showing a non-domain user as a domain user)
UPCOMING
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 25/04/2026
catch me at the gaming convention critiquing 3D prints of vendors
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 20/04/2026
don't like AI responding to my support request!
Best Regards,
Renewed Vision Support Team
Responses generated by decagon.ai
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 14/04/2026
i'm too anxious about losing a spring for a piece of a printer
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 13/04/2026
today we will see if I can bring my omnicharge back from the dead
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 06/04/2026
ok Windows 11, you win.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 30/03/2026
kinda frustrating that I have to disable System Integrity Protection to add custom ringtones to my Mac
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 14/03/2026
I wanna see taxi / limo on taxi / limo violence
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 11/03/2026
I just touched a MacBook Neo and I wish I needed it
MacBook Neo on display at an Apple Store in Rome
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 11/03/2026
it's wild that the best view of the Spanish Steps is on the second floor of the Prada store.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 19/02/2026
why is bro eating an apple in the bathroom that's actually gross
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 10/02/2026
the search suggestions on Indeed are scaring me
Screenshot of Indeed search suggestions. Part time, hiring immediately, full time, remote, warehouse, remote work from home, work from home, receptionist, server, walmart.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 03/02/2026
really cool feature of best buy's website that replaces the password you have saved in your password manager
Shows it's going to replace my password in the Dashlane password manager being replaced with just "password"
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Just got out of jail. Do your taxes guys. HAHA YEA RIGHT!!! FUCK TAXES!!!
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/01/2026
Detected a denial of service from a new Fortinet router that scanned every port of an embedded contact closure device.
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Jabroni Mike @jabronimike.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The original Heated Rivalry:
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 12/01/2026
kind of wild that I have to backup and restore my phone to clear nearly 70 GB of data that I can't touch in the year of our lord 2026 www.howtogeek.com/how-to-clear...
howtogeek.com
My iPhone kept running out of storage—this was the only thing that fixed it
It shouldn't have to be this way, but it is.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 12/01/2026
Today was one of the few times the ground lift switch on a direct box actually did something
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 08/01/2026
I posted this to Facebook just now. Unfortunately, it's too long for alt text, but the post is public anyway. www.facebook.com/share/1D2TGD...
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 31/12/2025
I love how clicking "Failed to install" in Microsoft Company Portal opens a Bing search to the error code with "windows error" and "site:microsoft.com" of which provides absolutely zero useful results. None of the results mention the error code
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 30/12/2025
I was gonna start moving more stuff for the Great Desk Reconfiguration of 2026 tonight but then I felt my facial hair grow in and now I have to shave??? Why do we all have to have this ridiculous flesh prison
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 25/12/2025
my sisters cat chose my lap
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 23/12/2025
just found out chicken-pocalypse was happening in project zomboid through a packet capture
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 21/12/2025
i tear up every time Lost Verdania plays the story is so sad bro!!!
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 10/12/2025
chatoid of jabroni_mike fame
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 26/11/2025
I cook bing bong.
Photo of a plush of the prop “Bing Bong” from the Aggrocrab and Landfall multiplayer game Peak. The plush is on top of a stove top, and I’m turing on the burner
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 23/11/2025
library machine broke
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 12/11/2025
look who decided to update their product lineup
A screenshot of the bottom of Steam's new pages for their hardware product offerings. There are four products listed: a Steam Deck, a Steam Controller, a Steam Machine, and a Steam Frame. The text reads: "Powered by Steam, optimized for gaming in any form.   The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026. Just like Steam Deck, all are optimized for gaming on Steam, and all are designed to help players get even more out of their Steam Library."
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 30/10/2025
no way is Belkin ending Wemo support…
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 30/10/2025
these brands are getting out of hand
amazon screenshot of a car accessories brand named “GODPEE.”
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 23/10/2025
annoying that I planned on doing laundry tonight but it looks like I should shave instead
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 20/10/2025
There's decimals in fantasy football???
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 13/10/2025
thanks to Apple's arbitrary spam policies I just don't have an account with GasBuddy linked to my bank account anymore I guess
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