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Jonathan Flusser

@osxdude.com
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 16/09/2026
isn't having to get an app the exact opposite of accessibility
Stickers above a white gas pump. One says “CONTAINS UP TO 10% ETHANOL”
The other says:
“NEED ASSISTANCE?
GET THE
FUELSERVICE APP
ON YOUR PHONE
Terms and conditions apply. Do not use a mobile phone while driving. Drive responsibly.” The rest is not legible.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/05/2026
don't have an XY mount at the church. found a drum mic clip
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/05/2026
haha ur so funny
CrossOver
vv0.1
NONE
M1
VERY GOOD
Graphics:
FPS:
Resolution:
Machine:
Chip:
Cores:
RAM:
HIGH
999999999
6666×6666
MacBook Air
M1 BASE
8 CPU, 8 GPU
8 GB
Review Note:
running at ∞ fps very good reccomend
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 07/05/2026
i actually hate playing megabonk on steam deck because I always accidentally do a left stick input changing my desired decision and causing something like this
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 07/05/2026
great to know the new "HP Smart Universal Printing" driver misreports the printer user (the top entry is how it should look, the bottom entry is wrong and is showing a non-domain user as a domain user)
UPCOMING
HISTORY
JONODESKTOP\osxdu
Microsoft Word - 44823.docx
Completed May/06/2026 8:51 PM
FLUSSER\osxdu
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Completed May/06/20268:43 PM
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 25/04/2026
also nintendo is here for once and yes there’s a long line
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 20/04/2026
don't like AI responding to my support request!
Best Regards,
Renewed Vision Support Team
Responses generated by decagon.ai
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 13/04/2026
today we will see if I can bring my omnicharge back from the dead
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 06/04/2026
ok Windows 11, you win.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 11/03/2026
I just touched a MacBook Neo and I wish I needed it
MacBook Neo on display at an Apple Store in Rome
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 11/03/2026
it's wild that the best view of the Spanish Steps is on the second floor of the Prada store.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 10/02/2026
the search suggestions on Indeed are scaring me
Screenshot of Indeed search suggestions. Part time, hiring immediately, full time, remote, warehouse, remote work from home, work from home, receptionist, server, walmart.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 03/02/2026
really cool feature of best buy's website that replaces the password you have saved in your password manager
Shows it's going to replace my password in the Dashlane password manager being replaced with just "password"
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/01/2026
Detected a denial of service from a new Fortinet router that scanned every port of an embedded contact closure device.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 08/01/2026
I posted this to Facebook just now. Unfortunately, it's too long for alt text, but the post is public anyway. www.facebook.com/share/1D2TGD...
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 25/12/2025
my sisters cat chose my lap
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 23/12/2025
just found out chicken-pocalypse was happening in project zomboid through a packet capture
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 10/12/2025
chatoid of jabroni_mike fame
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 26/11/2025
I cook bing bong.
Photo of a plush of the prop “Bing Bong” from the Aggrocrab and Landfall multiplayer game Peak. The plush is on top of a stove top, and I’m turing on the burner
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 23/11/2025
library machine broke
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 12/11/2025
store.steampowered.com/sale/hardware
Marketing photo on the linked page of the Steam Frame, the Steam Machine, the Steam Deck, and the Steam Controller
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 12/11/2025
look who decided to update their product lineup
A screenshot of the bottom of Steam's new pages for their hardware product offerings. There are four products listed: a Steam Deck, a Steam Controller, a Steam Machine, and a Steam Frame. The text reads: "Powered by Steam, optimized for gaming in any form.   The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026. Just like Steam Deck, all are optimized for gaming on Steam, and all are designed to help players get even more out of their Steam Library."
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 30/10/2025
these brands are getting out of hand
amazon screenshot of a car accessories brand named “GODPEE.”
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 04/09/2025
I got it. Impressed with the Mac version. It's cropping the notch, running natively on Apple silicon at 120Hz.
Screenshot of Hollow Knight: Silksong
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 15/08/2025
I can't stand to hear the same song twice in one week
Ambient Selection
Jonathan Flusser Jr • 1 save • 1,829 songs, 167 hr 35 min
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 29/07/2025
jerma985 is cancelled for pouring milk into a louis vuitton bag
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 15/07/2025
when you don't sleep enough and put the pizza in the air fryer for twice the time it needed
a very burnt home run inn personal pizza on a plate
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 08/07/2025
Not only is this a crazy ass delivery time it's also a crazy web dev story (?)
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 06/07/2025
my Italian traffic ticket
NOTIFICATION OF AN INFRINGEMENT TO THE ROAD TRAFFIC CODE
(Legislative Decree No. 285 of April 30th, 1992)
Notification of traffic infringement
as not been possible to notify the ticket under the terms of Art. 201 of the Road Traffic Code because VERIFICATION BY ELECTRONIC DEVICE
PROVIDED BY ART.17 C. 133/BIS OF LAW 15/05/1997 N.127.
No of form:
z / 30664776- 24094404 / 2024 Date and Time of
04-08-2024 16:55:00
Date and Time Validation:
the infringement:
360-day period following reception
11-09-2024 15:42:00
of drivers' details:
22-11-2024
Brand and type of vehicle:
CAR - JEEP MP JH7FA MN1EBH
Plate number
GV342RN
Nature of the infringement:
Art. 7 C. 1 e 14: Unauthorised entrance in a pedestrian area and in a restricted traffic area.
Description Equipment:
9-Kapsch City Solution VT 2.0/9
Place of offence:
RODARI INGRESSO (VIA)
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 30/06/2025
please don’t throw trash in the road
Photo of punctured tire with the culprit in the center of the frame. The culprit appears to be some sort of can
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 28/06/2025
not sure if the Dying Light 2 collab was worth it
Dying Light 2 x Balatro skin screenshotDying Light 2 x Balatro quest poster screenshot
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 04/06/2025
betas
tons of errors from aida64
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 03/06/2025
goodwill never ceases to amaze me
Wide angle photo inside a Volkswagen Jetta. A sound system head unit is mounted in the car proper, but on the passenger seat is a nearly identical unit sitting on top of a box. The box has the price tag for the unit: $6.99.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 25/05/2025
bird nest on my garage mounted light. what kind of bird are they?
Baby bird in the nestTwo adult birds in the nest
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/05/2025
THEY ADDED MORE????
The level select screen in Katamari Damacy Rolling LIVE showing three new levels! There are cousins everywhere and I have 551,479 subscribers!
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 01/05/2025
don't ask questions
A screenshot that says I played Blue Prince for the first time and also got the "Inheritance Trophy," the primary objective of the game, on the same day (Today). This is, of course, quite false
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 24/04/2025
my M3 MacBook Pro, my M4 Mac mini, and my M1 Mac mini all are giving me this notification despite already being on macOS Sequoia
macOS notification from the Settings app
Upgrade to macOS Sequoia
Discover new features to unlock your productivity and creativity on Mac.
Try Tonight button
Restart button
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/04/2025
I've been making mean progress on this game they really just did Katamari Damacy for iPhone 2025
Screenshot of the Katamari Damacy Rolling LIVE game where a level has been selected from the level select screen, and the “collab” character is an alien! The alien is saying “I Come In Peace. I Am An Alien. This Is The Truth. Not A Lie.” It is the 15th “INSANE Fast-Rolling Katamari!” level with a target size of 2.5km.Screenshot of the Katamari Damacy Rolling LIVE game post-level summary. The collab character, an alien, is saying “Great Editing… Amazing AI… This Is What They Say!” I rolled a 2.565km katamari in 2 minutes and 37 seconds. I picked up 11133 items; most of them were Nature, then The Ocean came in 2nd, then Sightseeing in 3rd. There are two cousins on screen sharing a platform with The Prince: one is projecting the katamari (the Prince is looking at this projection), another is just standing facing the player. The King is relaxed in a chaise lounge on his phone. The alien is on his shoulder.Another screenshot of the Katamari Damacy Rolling LIVE game post-level summary. There are two cousins on screen sharing a platform with The Prince: one is projecting the katamari (the Prince is looking at this projection), another is just standing facing the player. The King is relaxed in a chaise lounge on his phone. The collab character, a man dressed in a Hawaiian shirt, is on his shoulder. The King is saying “Understandable considering the masses of Work Vehicles you rolled up.” I rolled up a 60.32 meter katamari with 985 items. Work vehicles came in first place, plants in second, and vehicles in 3rd.A screenshot of Katamari Damacy Rolling LIVE, showing the King’s pre-level dialogue. He is saying “The King is…‘cute,’ they say? Incorrect! The King is ‘HANDSOME’!
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 14/04/2025
eBay is a wild place…What would possess anyone to put Windows Server on a Crusoe processor???
Windows Server 2003 R2 running on a SONY VAIO PGC-U3 UMPC for some god forsaken reason
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 09/04/2025
No one man should have all this power
Screenshot of the Apple Stocks app on iOS showing massive gains for AABV +2.37%, COST +6.21% VEU +7.20%, CSCO +9.29%, IVV +9.51%, GRMN +10.99%, AMD +23.82%.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 07/04/2025
am I cooking
A screenshot of a Logic Pro tracklist that condenses 64 total tracks of varying instrumentation
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 03/04/2025
KATAMARI DAMACY IPHONE GAME REAL
an image of the new Katamari Damacy Rolling LIVE game for the iPhone from Apple Arcade. It is showing a 17 cm diameter whatchamacallit planet that the king thinks is so pretty!
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 02/04/2025
nvm
screenshot showing the currency conversion from GBP to USD. £395.99 = $512.40
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 02/04/2025
so...who wants meet up
Nintendo website screenshot showing the Nintendo Switch 2 pre-order pricing and availability. The Switch 2 will be available to pre-order on the 8th of April and cost £395.99 (£429.99 with Mario Kart World digital download).
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 02/04/2025
DELTARUNE STATUS UPDATE:
DELTARUNE IS COMING OUT IN THREE MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS!!!!!!!!
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 01/04/2025
pretty sure this website is still plastered across Goodwill stores in my area...
A website that reads:
Dear GoodwillFinds customers...

We want to express our sincere gratitude for your loyalty and support                 of GoodwillFinds over the past few years.                                     As of March 28th, GoodwillFinds.com is no longer able to accept new orders.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 30/03/2025
waveform from a recording of an acoustic guitar dying during the performance
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 23/03/2025
I hate that this Facebook ad is working.
A screenshot from the Facebook app showing an advertisement for a Moonside Halo Lamp available for pre order at shop.moonside.design. The description says: “Transform your desktop with the mesmerizing glow of the new Moonside Eclipse smart lamp. Endless lighting possibilities, endless creativity. 🌙✨ Coming soon—get ready to elevate your space! 

#moonside #design #eclipse #smartlamp #technology #light #lamp #creativity #interiordesign #homedecor #2025”
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 18/03/2025
imagine playing games on a 2.5" screen. we have it so good these days
An eBay app screenshot with a “Hip Gear Screen Pad For Nintendo Gamecube - Tested Works Great.” This item is a controller that has a 2.5” LCD attached to it.
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Jonathan Flusser @osxdude.com · 17/03/2025
look at this dumbass AI generated article table
A table of "Control Click Shortcuts," but every function (switch between apps, open a file, etc) just shows the shortcut "⌘ + Command (⌘ + Command)."
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