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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 27/09/2026

Frozen dumplings in an egg cooker is a life changer.

Dash egg steamer. But instead use it for dumplings and a few pieces of broccoli. i also use it for eggs for Ramen.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 16/09/2026

Product Usage, Extended List includes: Freezing ICE Halting Automation DeFlocking

Great Stuff spray foam ad.

GREAT
STUFF
PRO
SERIES
GAPS & CRACKS
POLYURETHANE FOAM SEALANT
• Attic hatches
• Dryer vents
• Pipe penetrations
• Ducting
• Plumbing penetrations
• Sill plates
• Electrical outlets & panels
• Rim joists

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 09/09/2026

I think about this daily.

Morpheus from the Matrix: We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to Al.

cont’d:
We don't know who struck first, us or them.

cont’d:
But we know that it was us that scorched the sky.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 30/08/2026

Post your getaway vehicle(s)

“What we have here, as near as I can tell, is an electrically generated point of force. By typing in coordinates, I can make it move anywhere in three dimensions”

(ship from Explorers film, 1985, looks like a kid’s makeshift tree fort, flashlights,junk metal, and garbage cans bolted together, but it’s able to travel to space.)

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 29/08/2026

@bsky.app - Feature Request: Options: Exclude if embarrassed or died

Bluesky Muted Words and Tags form.
“Royce White” typed as to be muted.
Bottom option is to exclude filter from ‘users you follow’

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 29/08/2026

@bsky.app - Feature Request: Options: Exclude if embarrassed or died

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 17/08/2026

Idk why that thumbnail is pissing me off so much. You aren’t deep, you floatie-wearing chihuahua.

MC Escher hand holding reflecting ball - self portrait and room around him distorted in spherical mirror.

Hand is very much like OP YouTube Thumbnail hand gesture. Tim Pool is such a dickhead.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 13/08/2026

Iowa didn’t have indoor toilets until 2003!?

shot from website in OP that reads like it happened in 2003, but thats the year the PBS documentary was produced.

ordinaryabundance.com
The end of the outhouse
"It just felt like I was the wealthiest person in the world. It felt great not to have to go outside to go to the restroom."
Patty Doak, 2003 — Recalling her family's first indoor bathroom, rural Iowa. Well into the twentieth century, most rural American homes had no indoor bathroom, and every gallon of water for cooking, washing, and bathing was carried in by hand.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 06/08/2026

Oh-muh-gawd. (Been wrecking shop w Gwen lately.)

Spider-Gwen, Web-Warrior
Najeela, the Blade-Blossom

Legendary Creature- Human Warrior
Whenever a Warrior attacks, you may have its controller create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token that's tapped and attackings
Activated ability: (One of every mana type)
Untap all attacking creatures.
They gain trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Activate only during combat.
3/2

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 01/08/2026

How long have you sat on that subtitle for just the right article? So good.

Article headline and subhead, which is highlighted:

Reckoning With the Youth Groups That
Raised Us
We were meant to live for so much more.
But we lost ourselves

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 24/07/2026

They… already did. and the ‘fit’ was terrible. bsky.app/profile/mobi...

The weird bald like Powder Gritty Deadpool from XMen Origins where he doesn’t have a mouth? (skin surgically added over it for some reason)
Shirtless and marks for Wolverine-like surgery and the skin around his eyes is very damaged but he just looks kind of sickly and waaayyyy to serious

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 08/07/2026

Nothing gained hearing anything about him or what he has ever said.

Screenshot muting the name Scott Jennings, Forever.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 29/06/2026

I imagine it’s a pain to clean… but all I want is edge. Brownie Al Dente is best Brownie.

Edge Brownie Pan where the pan has inner walls to have all brownies made having been edge cooked.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 12/06/2026

All the money in the world couldn’t make you cool or happy.

Bluesky Mute Words and Tags Prompt about to add “Elon Musk” to be muted forever. Fuck that guy. Wealth is wasted on the biggest fucking losers. Literally “All the money in the world couldn’t make you cool or happy.”

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 12/06/2026

Redkin Anti-Snap will change your life.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 04/06/2026

Tokens for mana. Plus a Squirrel Druid I didn’t know existed! “We’re gonna need a bigger table.”

Song of Freyalise
(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter:
Sacrifice after III.)
II
Until your next turn, creatures you control gain
"a. Add one mana of any color."
Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance, trample, and indestructible until end of turn.
Enchantment - Saga
179/269 U
DOM • EN I•MIN YUM
™M & © 2018 Wizards of the Coast

Hazel of the Rootbloom
Legendary Creature - Squirrel Druid
©, Pay 2 life, Tap X untapped tokens you control: Add X mana in any combination of colors.
At the beginning of your end step, create a token that's a copy of target token you control. If that token is a Squirrel, instead create two tokens that are copies of it.
"May all your caches be full"
M 0002
BLC • EN I ANNA PAYLEEVA
3/5
™M & © 2024 Wizards of the Coast

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 04/06/2026

“You wanna get nuts? Let’s get nuts!?”

Chatterfang, Squirrel General
Legendary Creature - Squirrel Warrior
Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.) If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens are created instead.
Black Mana, Sacrifice X Squirrels: Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn.
151/303 M
3/3
MH2* EN No lASON A. ENGLE
T% A © 3021 Wizards of the Coast

Ocelot Pride
Creature - Cat
First strike, lifelink
Ascend (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.) At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, create a 1/1 white Cat creature token. Then if you have the city's blessing, for each token you control that entered the battlefield this turn, create a token that's a copy of it.
1/1
M 0038
MH3 • EN • CHRIS SEAMAN
™M & © 2024 Wizards of the Coast

Quina, Qu Gourmet
Legendary Creature - Qu
If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a 1/1 green Frog creature token are created instead.
2, Sacrifice a Frog: Put a +1/+1 counter on Quina.
"World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat."
U 0194
FFIX
2/3
FIN • EN • FAJAREKA SETTAWAN
FF® SQUARE ENIX
™ & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast

Adrix and Nev, Twincasters
2
Legendary Creature - Merfolk Wizard
Ward 2 Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 2.,
If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.
2/2
009/081 M
C21 * EN
* ANDREW MAR
™M & © 2021 Wizards of the Coast

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 29/05/2026

BREAKING: Cap’n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

Four musicians (fictional band The Wonders) dressed as kitschy sailors faking playing music for a film within the film. X’s cross out each member.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 12/05/2026

Thanks for sharing the love. ugh. Nora’s ready and waiting to play.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 18/03/2026

totally unrelated to the outcome, I’m sure.

In a last-minute twist, a super PAC with links to AIPAC has run ads supporting Amiwala - an effort her campaign denounced, and Abughazaleh's campaign alleged was done to split the progressive vote and blunt her momentum. Abughazaleh theorized that AIPAC was trying to hurt her in order to elect Biss, whom she called "the only candidate that they have left that they could possibly consider to be an ally."

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 01/03/2026

Well give them all smart haircuts and sharp uniforms. Pocket knives that say Blood and Honor.

A group of about 30 boys sitting listening to their troop leader - all in matching uniforms and haircuts. The text says The Hitler Youth, but just as tacky as he did with the Kennedy Center it now reads The Donald Trump and Hitler Youth

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 27/02/2026

@kibblesmith.com replies are locked but this made me actual-lol. evergreen.

Reader comments and response:
‘Is there supposed to be more than one page?’
‘Nope’

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 27/02/2026

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Four close up photos of young faces, two of teen boys and two of teen girls. each in their own color and from different moments reacting to someone else. from the film KIDS (1995)

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 04/01/2026

“In this country! - you get a life sentence for it.”

[to the Chinese translator]

Frank Costello (played by Jack Nicholson)
tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here - in this country- it don't add inches to your dick.
You get a life sentence for it.

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 30/12/2025

For anyone that doesn’t know what the Roddenberry Estate and OTOY have been cooking: home.otoy.com/thearchiveau...

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 18/11/2025

Just reading these responses knowing that AI Agents will be Denying Defending and Deposing a trillion times, a trillion ways, every hour.

accenture
Agentic Al is transforming health insurance claims
16 Oct 2025

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Ryan Welborn @osmfcpx.com · 04/11/2025

“I think I’ve lost my weiner..” made this Lifehouse jam – “Broken” – a youth group favorite. Passionate closing singalong to “I’m holdin’ on; I’m still holdin’; I’m barely holdin’ on to you.”

Apple Music with band: Lifehouse, Song: Broken

The lyrics “I may have lost my way now, haven’t forgotten my way home” highlighted

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