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Mojito Joe

@orrivo.com

1.5K followers 681 following 503 posts

13+ years building for Web, MacOS & iOS and still can’t get my printer to work. Former CTO who gave up the corporate job to build sh*t like orrivo.com in public and on Powered by ADHD 📍San Diego

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 28/01/2026

Liquid Glass dick-pics. That is all.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/06/2025

You just gotta ask the right questions

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/06/2025

Pretty much sums up this little experiment

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 07/06/2025

It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

For anyone who needs this gif tonight

Jason Mantzoukas yelling BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFF! At men slap fighting in the foreground mostly out of frame

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 16/03/2025

Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/03/2025

Jesus in my attic is the name of my new strip mall church. Plz send donations (money not cum)

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/03/2025

Is this the guy that invented the monkey anus NFT?

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/03/2025

Everything’s an ass if you look at it long enough

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/03/2025

I’m not at 5 but if it’s like 3 they’re happy with a box and a $5 cake with sparklers.

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/03/2025

Great tweet. This tweet makes America great.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 14/03/2025

The cybertruck is missing the dog shit that should be smeared into it, otherwise no notes.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

It’s the Pixar movie character their too scared to make

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

What a wonderful gift. Enjoy your vacation

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

It’s all fun and games until the AI can’t fix the bug and then it’s a bad vibe

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

[Runs towards you with a Pheasant in its mouth gleefully]

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

Do we know if the mattress consented?

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

They will live a way better life in Mexico with better healthcare and a country that won’t see them as the enemy.

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

[paprikapapi entered the chat]

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

Is it better than GrapeAnus ™️?

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

Finally this is actually gods work not pretend shit.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

Who did it vote for?

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

the intern baby cfo gets no prenatal leave. Not in this economy

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

Good tweet

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

I’m judging when I’m asleep

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

We have a word in the U.K. which i think needs to be a Bigger part of the US lexicon to discribe people who are a pedo/rapist - nonce. And here’s another nonce and who the fuck is supprised that this nonce rapes innocent children like a nonce.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

Just another cybertruck with a shitty skin crashed did it?

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

So Burger King is good orrrrr?

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/03/2025

Sound track by Randy Newman

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 12/03/2025

This came up on my feed yesterday. The algorithm is wild. Also I ate these as a kid and they taste like ass water.

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Sindre Sorhus @sindresorhus.com · 11/03/2025

New app: Googly Eyes Eyes that follow your mouse pointer, in your menu bar sindresorhus.com/googly-eyes

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 12/03/2025

cybertruck of faith exploding in the parking lot.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/03/2025

With those shirts he is either a Mormon or a fed, or a Mormon fed (the final boss)

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/03/2025

He looks like a Fed. I ain’t no fed.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/03/2025

I can’t look away, it’s beautiful

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/03/2025

I can’t come into work today cuz I got a dog on my lap

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/03/2025

Contract work so no. Not yet anyway.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/03/2025

I am a serious man and a talented engineer, and I'm tired of so many of you not taking me seriously.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/03/2025

media.tenor.com

a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking towards a man in a plaid shirt with holla written on the bottom right

ALT: a young boy in a cowboy outfit is walking towards a man in a plaid shirt with holla written on the bottom right

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 08/03/2025

Strava - but for sitting on my arse.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 04/03/2025

Time is a construct made up by the patriarchy. That’s my conspiracy and my opinion won’t be changed.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 04/03/2025

Ahh burned face man as well. A simpler time.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 04/03/2025

They realised daddy will never love them

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 04/03/2025

Why does he know the age of my penis?

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 04/03/2025

I don’t count children ghosts out of principle. But the number is atleast 7 in the past business hour.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 03/03/2025

I’m not sure if that’s a plus or a minus

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 02/03/2025

Something about a jpeg and a cartoon picture of a monkeys anus? Idk

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 02/03/2025

The Virgin’s new album looks weak.

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 02/03/2025

And coming up next, ‘gogglebox in the nude’

Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 01/03/2025

Over on Twitter you can see it unfold in front of your very eyes, first it’s either a woman breaks up with them or they don’t have one in their life, then they start liking posts about ‘traditional values’ and then they may or may die their hair buy a cyber truck and that’s it, transition complete.