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Mojito Joe

@orrivo.com
1.5K followers 681 following 503 posts

13+ years building for Web, MacOS & iOS and still can’t get my printer to work. Former CTO who gave up the corporate job to build sh*t like orrivo.com in public and on Powered by ADHD 📍San Diego

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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/06/2025
You just gotta ask the right questions
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/06/2025
Pretty much sums up this little experiment
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 07/06/2025
It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 16/03/2025
Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/03/2025
I am a serious man and a talented engineer, and I'm tired of so many of you not taking me seriously.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 27/02/2025
Well I wish I hadn’t have bothered, thanks Apple.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 26/02/2025
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 26/02/2025
SaladZero ™️
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 24/02/2025
WOOOOOooooOOOOOKEE
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 23/02/2025
It’s a what now?
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 23/02/2025
Zucks pee pee is on the run, again.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 20/02/2025
*unsubscribed from America
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 15/02/2025
I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/02/2025
Pubert
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 11/02/2025
I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 30/01/2025
Wake up babe, AI in that app you don't use just dropped.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 22/01/2025
AGI is here.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 17/01/2025
I got shadow banned at least 2 times on Twatter for posting this shit.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 12/01/2025
My last brain cell is at it again
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/01/2025
In breaking news, the ‘everything in one’ app breaks up into other app.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 22/12/2024
I cannot express enough how much this WhatsApp AI icon is killing my vibe.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 20/12/2024
For those of you who do not know what a CI/CD pipeline is. Here it is explained as an image.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 20/12/2024
This Christmas spare a thought for the engineers at Apple who are still held hostage until they release all the AI features.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 19/12/2024
Whomever wears their watch like this violently offends me.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 13/12/2024
The algorithm truly understands my wants and needs
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 10/12/2024
OpenAI started off with the 'don't be evil' philosophy, but unlike Google, it seems like they are removing that philosophy faster than you can do this Capcha. www.ft.com/content/2c14...
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 07/12/2024
Just over here working hard.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 05/12/2024
This is the only type of youtube thumbnail I will accept from now on.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 04/12/2024
Last night instead of going to bed my ADHD had me make a telegram app for shits and giggles.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 04/12/2024
Me talking at my wife in full ADHD mode about what I did today.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 03/12/2024
The things you have to do to appease the Swift Compiler.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 02/12/2024
This minimalist Electron app is [chefs kiss]
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 01/12/2024
The pope is just another tech bro trying to sell a course.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 01/12/2024
My cheque will be in the mail
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 01/12/2024
I’m hoping to win the Apple design award this year. Please send your thoughts and prayers.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 30/11/2024
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 28/11/2024
GOD DAM IT GIRL
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 27/11/2024
If this had a better design I would totally buy it
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 27/11/2024
Fun fact - I used to make album art for small-time British bands before I was a 2x developer.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 26/11/2024
You’re a real one if you know.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 26/11/2024
Logged in to the other place by accident. But I’m glad I did as I can now engage with all my new friends.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 26/11/2024
I’m gonna tell my son this is what programming used to be in the early 2000’s.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 26/11/2024
Modern art or students room?
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 25/11/2024
You’re telling me…
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 24/11/2024
Weekend project - I started coding an iOS widget that tells you the temperature in Celsius and MURICAN because as a European living in the US I still don’t understand this bloody Fahrenheit thing. Gonna call it FreedomUnits ™️
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 24/11/2024
Anyone want a baguette?
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 24/11/2024
Technology has peaked. As a species we need to stop.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 24/11/2024
Me and my friends creating an app in Cobol.
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 23/11/2024
Seems legit
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Mojito Joe @orrivo.com · 23/11/2024
‘We have the best security practices to keep your data safe.’ Their best practices:
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